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layuhsblog · 6 days
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”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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layuhsblog · 6 days
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my fellow czennis, may i request y'all to send me.johnny asks/ johnny anything.
rec me some johnny fics
any genre. i love my zaddy sm.
there's something so dilf-like about johnny. it makes me feral.
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layuhsblog · 9 days
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"is your girlfriend single?" ☆ enha maknaes
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☆ youtuber! non-idol! bf! enhypen maknae line x fem! reader ☆ summary: when your youtuber boyfriend finally shows you for the first time to his audience. ☆ genre: fluff, very dumb, jelly boys ☆ warning(s)? no! ☆ ygs seemed to like the hyung version so here's the maknae version!! reblogs and comments are appreciated <3
hyung ver.
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sunoo ☆
OKAY HEAR ME OUT
this one is gonna be a lil different
paranormal investigator sunoo
he's like buzzfeed unsolved
and for one of his seasons, he goes and investigates haunted places and reviews their histories yk?
for the season finale
sunoo visits the bellaire house, which is notorious for being super haunted and ghost-infested
i like to think that sunoo is honestly skeptical abt ghosts
like he definitely has tried to talk to them, but hasn't discovered anything conclusive to definitively prove the existence of ghosts
anyways because it's the season finale
sunoo has a special guest...
you! his gf!
i think he'd be low key about your relationship, but his viewers know who you are
the video starts off normal
sunoo gives a rundown of the history of the bellaire house, like when it was built, the people that lived in it, the strange occurences in there, etc
the bickering between you and sunoo as you go over the bellaire house is very cute and sweet
it definitely makes it into those "sunoo and [name] being a comedic duo" compilations aw
anyways now its time to investigate the bellaire house head on 😈
sunoo pulls out all his cool ghost-catching gadgets
he tries everything
like the thermal camera, EMF meter, even the goddamn magnetic field detector
sunoos getting annoyed bc why are none of the ghosts talking to him :(
on the other hand
you're clinging onto him, hiding behind ur bf scared shitless
i mean like.... why would you not the bellaire house is known for having DEMONS 😭😭
sunoo huffs and turns to the camera, "welp it looks like there's no ghosts here"
one of the people in his camera crew suggest having you ask instead of him
even though youre scared you do it for ur bf
you're like "hi ghosts..... if you're here with us... please flicker the lights"
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THE LIGHTS BEGIN TO FLICKER AAAAAAAA
AND SUNOOS HYPED OUT OF HIS MIND
"BABE BABE BABE ASK THEM THEIR NAME"
so youre like "ghosts... whats your name"
and NO JOKE
A WIND BLOWS PAST THE ROOM
AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SWEARS THEY HEAR SOMEONE WHISPER FAINTLY
"robert"
so that's how you and sunoo meet robert the ghost
BUT THAT'S NOT THE END
BECAUSE SUNOO HAS THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF PULLING OUT HIS OUIJA BOARD
tbh you both look dumb as hell
sitting on the crusty bellaire house floor
hunched over a ouija board
sunoo is now asking questions
but the ouija board doesn't even move
but when you ask
"robert, how are you today? yes for good, and no for bad"
THE GODDAMN PLANCHETTE MOVES TO YES AKA GOOD 😭
you and sunoo then introduce yourselves
again, when sunoo introduces himself nothing happens
but when you introduce yourself
the candle that's lit beside you goes out
someone in sunoo's camera crew jokes that they think that robert the ghost likes you
so sunoo jokingly asks "robert are you flirting with my girlfriend?"
AND THE OUIJA BOARD SAYS YES 😭😭😭
and when you kiss sunoo the doors in the house start slamming and shit like SOMEONES MAD
sunoo is lowk offended
and then he starts to beef with robert the ghost
except robert the ghost never respond to anything that sunoo says
bro leaves sunoo on heard
sunoos like "HEY ROBERT I DON'T CARE IF YOURE A DEMON YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP!!"
later when ygs review the emf recorder it picks up robert the ghost whispering "i don't care 🙄"
sassy ass ghost
on the other hand
robert responds to EVERYTHING you say
atp you're not scared anymore
"hai robert i'm [name], knock over that doll over there if you want to be my friend"
and the doll knocks over 😭
"robert knock on the window if you think i'm cute :3"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
the camera crew is just laughing their asses off
at some point
the ouija board starts moving on its own
everyones like WOAHHH IT'S ACTUALLY MOVING!!! QUICK GET A PIECE OF PAPER SO WE CAN RECORD WHAT ITS SAYING!!!
sunoo is taking such dilligent notes
it starts with i, then s, then it spells out your name, and then s, i, n, g, l, e
" ' IS [NAME] SINGLE' ???"
is what the ouija board says
yes a goddamn ghost just asked that
SUNOO IS NOT HAVING IT
while you and the camera crew are cracking up
sunoo starts telling off robert
"listen bro just because you died in the bellaire house doesn't mean that you can try to take my gf 😐"
robert the ghost is being sassy too
so sunoo literally just snaps the ouija board in half
"haha you can't talk anymore robert .😐."
yk how in buzzfeed unsolved they take turns staying in the haunted place alone with all the lights off
sunoo kicks everyone out so that he can have a "man to man" talk with robert
robert isn't a physical person but everyone swears they hear crying
.... and it sure isn't coming from sunoo 😇
i think this would go really viral
"[name] is so beautiful that even dead people want her"
"robert the ghost is so me"
"even ghosts aren't immune to beautiful women"
"robert saw a hot woman and took his chance"
this would become an inside joke within sunoo's fandom fs
sunoo isn't having it though
he definitely still tweets about it
"i remember when some loser ghost tried to take my girlfriend"
"robert fuck you i'm glad you died"
"see you hell robert"
i def think robert is scared of sunoo now
LMAO
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jungwon ☆
jungwon is documentary youtuber
he likes to make short documentaries about topics that he likes
kinda like wendigoon or fern or real horror
i feel like he'd have a super high quality mic that's super crisp
i think he'd like to make iceberg videos, or videos about obscure missing people stories
anyways
jungwon has a whiteboard that he uses to explain things
esp like timelines
but in one of his videos he doesn't use the whiteboard so it's in the background
so you write a little message on it
its just a very simple
"[name] was here :3 !!"
i feel like only a few people notice it
but as more and more videos pass
and jungwon doesn't use the whiteboard
your little messages get bigger and bigger
until one day the entire board is filled up with just "[NAME] WAS HERE!!!"
sorry i think a lot of jungwon's viewerbase would be redditors, just given what his content is like
r/jungwon LMAAOAOAO
on there someone brings it up
theyre like "who is [name]"
some ppl suggest that it's probably a friend or his gf
it's pretty chill tbh, his viewerbase isn't really too concerned
until one day
jungwon does one of those investigating 411 missing persons cases
except ygs live near one of the places where someone went missing
so he's physically walking along the path where someone went missing as he tells the story
poor baby is lowk kinda scared tho so he takes you along with him
youre mostly behind the camera but you do talk
at the beginning of the video he's like
"hi guys i'm joined by my girlfriend today"
you pop into frame to say hi
anyways like i said you do talk during this video
like as jungwon tells the story you're reacting behind the camera
"it's crazy that a 4 year old traversed 30 miles up a mountain in a matter of 30 hours..."
and behind the camera you're like "omg no way that's wild 😱😱😱"
youre like genuinely invested
you're also cracking a lot of jokes w him too
its really sweet bc most of his videos jungwon is alone, but since youre in this w him, he's smiling so much ;(
and like everytime he makes a joke you can see him looking off-camera to look at your reaction
and when you laugh everyone can literally see how proud he is
this video so SUPER well received
his comment section is so sweet
"i've never seen jungwon smile so much, he's so in love with [name] :("
"the way you can tell jungwon is proud when [name] laughs at his jokes"
but i think the most common type of comment are those type stamp ones
"at 1:23 [name]'s laugh is so cute!"
"0:58 when the camera panned over to [name] my jaw dropped... she's gorgeous!"
"5:29 [NAME] IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HER"
"at 4:40 i love the way [name] completes jungwon's sentence, i've never seen two people that are just so perfect for each other"
yk how on youtube there's that feature where you can see the most replayed part?
when you pop into frame that's the most replayed part of his video 😭
his viewerbase on reddit probably posts you
like its a screenshot from the video and theyre like "it's [name]! the one on the whiteboard!"
i think his fanbase would be really nice on reddit too :(
"she's so pretty!"
"jungwon has immaculate taste"
indeed he does <3
he's so proud of you, like i think he definitely looks at the comments and screenshots them to keep reading them
like YES THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND
HOWEVER
jungwon makes those "going through my subreddit" videos
and he comes across a post hyping you up
at first hes liek "YES YES YES MY GF IS SO BEAUTIFUL"
but then the comments on the post are like
"she's so beautiful, do ygs think she's single?"
"hi [name] 😏 (i am the ceo of amazon and read feminist literature books btw)"
obv all jokes
and jungwon's face visibly drops
he gives the camera a MAD side eye
a STINK EYE
jungwons like "all right, who said that 🤨"
AND THEN HE REPORTS AND BANS THEM 😭
he makes posts on his subreddit like "all of u are going missing next time i see shit like this"
HELP
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riki ☆
sorry he's a shitposter
i think riki posts those genshin impact and fortnite playthroughs
but he also posts other gamer things
but he actually has a good fanbase
he's at like 900k subscribers even though he doesn't have a fixed upload schedule or specific genre of post
he's never showed his face like ever on his channel, but he definitely shows his personality through editing, video descriptions, and community posts
one day though
riki randomly posts a video titled "me and my girlfriend at the arcade"
and its a video of you and him on an arcade date :(
the majority of it is him behind the camera recording you as you play games
the way you can hear him chuckling behind the camera as you have cute reactions :((((
but there's also times where he's on camera
like when he's playing with the claw machine
and bc riki is a pro
he wins a you giant teddy bear!!
your cute lil cheers when he wins are like the most replayed part of the video
he takes such cute pictures of you hugging the bear aw
honestly his viewers are surprised when he posts the video
bc he used to be posting genshin impact videos why is there a vlog
but theyre not complaining
this video becomes one of his most viewed
since youre most of the video there's a lot of comments abt you
and i think his audience is close enough with riki to shit on him LMAAOAO
"[name] is so sweet i wanna hug her"
"i wish i was a teddy bear..."
"SHE'S SO CUTE"
"move aside riki"
"is [name] single by any chance"
"omg who is that weird random guy (riki) that keeps coming near you [name] is he bothering you queen"
"[name] who is this random guy are you cheating on me"
riki responds to these comments too
"you can't have her" "too bad she's lying in my arms right now" "she just kissed me" "do want want my girlfriend or a black eye"
he definitely starts fights
i think his video is so viral that he gets ppl outside his audience
and some ppl get mad when riki fights back 😭😭😭
“why is he fighting people they’re clearing joking” and riki responds like “yeah why is he fighting 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡”
and then riki gets petty
and makes a video called
"addressing everything."
its like a logan paul apology video
it's also like 30 seconds 😭
"hi all... i just wanted to come here and apologize... for having a HOT GIRLFRIEND" and then he flips off the camera and it cuts off with you saying "babe?--"
lowk goes viral for it LMAO
behold the keyboard warrior trilogy- heehoonki ☠️
in the future riki does post more of your cute vlogs
and in the descriptions he's just ranting abt how much he loves you
lowk all the vlogs are basically just him admiring you
cuties
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layuhsblog · 10 days
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happy anniversary, dojaejung 💚 can’t believe yall released the cuntiest album known to man so I could write Dive. love you guys!
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layuhsblog · 10 days
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GUYS THIS IS HONESTLY CREEPY AND OBSESSIVE OF ME.
I'm missing TY sm i literally DREAMT that he died???? and woke up in sweats?????
_brb gotta write abt that now._
edit: wait it makes sense why i dreamt that. Its about to be moonbins 1 yr anniversary and i was kinda depressed about that in the back of my mind and w ty enlistment i was already taking it hard- so yea
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layuhsblog · 11 days
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240415 Jisung left a comment on Taeyong's post
"please just stay healthy..🥺"
Translated by taeyongpictures
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layuhsblog · 11 days
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tik_tyong : I'll come back safely! 💚💚💚💚💚👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲💚💚💚
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layuhsblog · 11 days
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I'm taking his enlistment harder than i thought i would.
i saw the oics of his mom and him
also Mark hyuck and started bawling.
I feel so... military wife its crazy
my very first time experience a fav enlisting was when sungjin enlisted. I was sad but it didnt hit as hard as this..prolly cus his was very sudden
but with others as well. Idk why i feel so devastated with TY.
Honestly I dont trust SM with whatever theyre doing. I'm scared I wont see them ever together again. SM is very unpredictable. Please someone comfort me or not. we can cry together.
I also keeo searching for TY imagines but I cant find anything enlistment related. I just..want hurt comfort right now.
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layuhsblog · 12 days
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i think im addicted to tumblr.
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layuhsblog · 12 days
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idc yall are seeing taeyong spam today.
i saw numerous comments which were like
sad abt taeyongs hair and whatever...
BRO HAVE YOU SEEN HIM.
he looks so fine.
i usually dont like buzzcuts on idols
and TAEYONG PROVED ME RIGHT
they all should fully shave their heads
MY BUBU LOOKS SO PRETTY. THANKYOU JUNGWOO. This style fits him so well it's very taeyong coded, i absolutely love it. the man is filled with swag to the brim
i cant believe i used the word 'swag' in two posts one after the other. I can't help it. I CANNOT FIND ANY OTHER WORD THAT FITS HIM MORE. HE I S SO SWAG
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layuhsblog · 13 days
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“fanfics make idols uncomfortable” San is probably reading a sansang or a woosan fanfic as we speak
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layuhsblog · 13 days
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how can taeyong look so fine even after shaving his hair
i love that man sm he's so swag
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layuhsblog · 17 days
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there's something so dilf-like about johnny. it makes me feral.
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layuhsblog · 19 days
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BRO I GOT A HEARTATTACK. I think the links on my masterlist isnt working. It said this has ceased to exist I was so scared.
txt- when it's exam time and you're mentally drained
soobin- •tries to convince you to rest. when you don't listen he pouts and throws a candy bar at you and tells you to take a small break
•constantly checks up on you and comforts you if you think you did bad
•watches explanation videos so he could teach you
•forces you to get proper sleep because health>exams
yeonjun- •head pats you everytime you get an answer right
•calls you dumb as a joke but then tries to do your sample papers and the colour on his face drains out. "i take it back."
•tries to be funny to take your mind off the pressure
•gets you a glass of water from time to time.
beomgyu- •laughs at your misery but when he sees you're getting too stressed instantly becomes supportive and starts jumping up and down cheering for you
•if you're sleep deprived he calls you a panda cus eyebags and tells you to sleep because "i cannot hang out with a panda."
•impersonates the members to make you laugh
•hugs you everytime you take a break so you take breaks more often (manipulation tactics 101)
taehyun- •teaches you
•you cry cus he's smarter than you and he comforts you saying now that he's here he will help you no matter what and will make sure you're just as smart as him
•youre drained and cranky so treating you like a child will honestly calm you down a little.
•stares at you like "bitch what?" everytime you get an answer wrong but will not say anything but encourage you to speak and correct you if wrong without insulting (he's silently judging. but he loves you)
•very happy when you get an answer right. food. his treat regardless of your test results because you worked hard.
kai- •honey, he's more stressed than you.
•asks you what subject you're studying and when you reply he'll say "...ew." LMAO
•almost faints looking at your notes
•if you ask him to do aegyo he will do it.
•he tries everything to help you feel better, will try to teach you. fist bumps you everytime you get answers right
-unedited-
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layuhsblog · 20 days
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guys. can i just say, I'm glad i wrote that lucas x male reader fic.
there are barely any men representation in kpop and a lot of people are liking that fic. again that was my first time writing an m reader
mine are usually gn or fem
I'll write more gxg bxb fics
so y'all can keep requesting
i once again want to thank everyone who sent me requests and i encourage more to do the same. I'm also sorry if it takes too much time
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layuhsblog · 21 days
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I need some representation in these fics y’all. I’m tired of seeing “your cheeks turned bright pink” NO THEY DIDNT IM BROWN. “I can see it in your stomach” IM THICK WITH A BELLY NO YOU CANT. I NEED SOMEONE WHO WRITES ABOUT BROWN THICK GIRLS WITH A BELLY AND AN ASS AND I MEAN ASS. I mean not that I don’t love reading everyone fics, I do. But still I can’t imagine myself with those descriptions.
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layuhsblog · 21 days
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Ten a boy's daddy
Hi anon, please send me another request like. elaborating this one a bit more, do you want it to be a gn reader or a fem reader or a male reader.
ten w his cats is so soft he'll be a great daddy
however his clip of dancing to tylas water makes him a diff type of daddy
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