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lak3flower 2 months
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Dear Game Devs,
FOR THE LOVE OF ANY AND ALL GODS PLEASE STOP INCLUDING A FISHING MINI GAMES OR IM GOING TO FUCKING LOOSE MY SHIT!
Thank you so much for everything you do馃挌
- me
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lak3flower 5 months
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I present to you ao3 tags that have made me giggle out loud
super gentle fancy people dirty talk
i will face canon and walk backwards into hell
They are lesbians herald
this didn鈥檛 go with how I wanted it to
can that please be a tag
my personal crack of choice: knuckle kisses
Peter Parker/Peter Parker/Peter Parker
The devil works faster but fanfic writers work faster
The like to play knife games
hiccup u piece of shit
alex is scared of the toaster
we die as hostages to Gibbles
source: im a lesbian and i think katie mcgrath looks hot with a sword
Din's out here saving young gays
the inherent romanticism of parent teacher relationships
no spoilers but luke is dressed like a cowboy
this is uhhhh romeo and juliet except the tech startup version and they're old and no one dies
I giggled like a little school girl the entire time I was writing this
hot showers are orgasmic
I know nothing about warlock anatomy but we manage
Hijinks & Shenanigans
Lunacy in general
but still with a slight canon-typical Sense Of Omen And Doom
Allusions to sexytimes
seriously- check your sugar levels before reading
Birds as really heavy-handed metaphors
Sexy cooking innuendos
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lak3flower 5 months
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Yall I just read a fanfic where hannibal turns into a cat for 6 months and commits cat cannibalism... read at your own risk https://archiveofourown.org/works/21475708
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lak3flower 5 months
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I fucken screamed so loud when Viola killed 3 grown men like POP OFF QUEEN
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