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koala2all · 7 hours
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I had a nightmare about marketing ghost punch sooooo
Buy my book! Review it!
It’s really good I promise!!
It has a Victorian era amnesiac ghost and spoilers but do you like rat kings. Do you. Just keep reading
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koala2all · 1 day
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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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koala2all · 1 day
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Out of Context Line Tag
Hey there, @paintedbutton ! Thanks for the tag! I think for this I'll pull from my almost completed second book of the Trelogy!
Rules: Post a few lines from a WIP without explaining anything about it... let the madness begin!
 Zek leaned back and glanced up at the friendly face that looked seriously back at him and sighed.  “Why do you always have the answers?”      “Easy.  I’m well adjusted,” the ogre shrugged, clinking his tankard on Zek’s forgotten drink.      “Well adjusted?” Zek snorted.  “Funny from a man who makes a habit of breaking heads when the mood strikes.”      “Everybody needs a hobby.”
Gently tagging @serpentarii @paperclipbean and @mauvelilywilliams along with anyone else who'd like to play!
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koala2all · 1 day
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Out of Context Line Tag
I was tagged by @revenantlore here and @writernopal here. Thank you both for the tag!
This is a bit from the most recent chapter in draft 2 of WoaK.
Cenwyn’s hands fell away as he laughed, thinly. “I’ve never been coddled a day in my life, captain.” He took a step towards Bran. “I will make myself worth this, I swear.”
Tagging (no pressure): @xenascribbles, @reininginthefirewriting, @koala2all and @writinglittlebeasts
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koala2all · 2 days
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im hunting americans
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koala2all · 7 days
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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koala2all · 9 days
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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
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koala2all · 10 days
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Is it that time of year already?
I love how in the Dracula Daily fandom, we don’t say that we are beginning once again on May 3rd.
Rather, we say “my dear friend Johnathan is preparing for his upcoming trip. I hope he has such a wonderful time and that he brings back some delicious recipes :)”
And I think that’s beautiful
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koala2all · 11 days
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ❤️
Thank you for the ask!
Five things that make me happy...
The ocean (my beloved)
Writing and daydreaming
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups
Hot cocoa while watching the snow from inside
Sitting on a friend's couch and talking about nothing and everything
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koala2all · 11 days
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koala2all · 12 days
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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.
It's right-handed
I am right-handed
There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly
I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.
There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.
I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.
A homo erectus made it
Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.
Who were you
A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?
Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?
Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?
Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?
Who were you?
What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?
What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.
Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?
Or has it always been divine?
Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?
Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.
The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.
Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?
I'm not religious.
But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine
I don't know what is.
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koala2all · 14 days
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reblog if you:
ARE GAY
ARE POWERFUL
LOVE YOUR PARTNER
SUPPORT OUR TRANS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OUR AMAZING NONBINARY SIBLINGS
no one will ever know which one
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koala2all · 14 days
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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koala2all · 14 days
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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koala2all · 15 days
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Thanks for tagging me!
5 things I like to write...
Pining
Found family
Villians having a change of heart
Queer love
Banter (banter, my beloved)
Gentle tags for @paperclipbean @veneritia and @fire-but-ashes-too
5 Things I like Writing About
Vampires
2. Beautiful, angsty men
3. Castles
4. Characters haunted by their past mistakes
5. Characters who always feel like outcasts
Tagging (no pressure!) @tildeathiwillwrite @brutal-nemesis @forthetaintedsorrow-whump and anyone else who's bored :P
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koala2all · 15 days
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poppycock
I have a wild urge to use this in my daily vocabulary!
Feel like joining in? @akiwitch @mauvelilywilliams @cozy-fish-crow
Quick ! Think of a word you like ! 
Not necessarily your favorite word, it doesn’t even have to be a word you usually like ! Just a word that right now, at this moment, you look at and think “ooh what about this one”.
It can be a word you find funny, pretty, strange, scary, anything really ! You don’t need to tell me why you choose that word (though I’d love to know if you want to tell me), just give me a word ! 
(It’d be lovely if we made this into a chain but there’s no pressure <3)
uhhhhh sanguine? (literally the only word that popped up into my head rn but it’s prettyyy and sounds like summer to me in some inexplicable way 😌✨)
oh sure! Tagging @daydream-of-a-wallflower @silence-between-seconds @re-is-back-in-black @jaaklops @annotated-catastrophe @vintagetee13 @cherryswift13 @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @lost-in-reveriie @moonlightt444 @art-of-fools @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @addsalwayssick @miseryoforpheus @justafanbutcurious + anyone else who’d like to join in :)
(but no pressure ofc <3)
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koala2all · 15 days
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The Woman Dies, Aoko Matsuda (translation: Polly Barton)
insp.
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