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Earl Grey Cookie x Male!Reader: The Tea Party (UNFINISHED)
HI!! This is an unfinished fanfic that I made back in… June? I think?? Well, I fell out of love with cookie run, so I never finished this. But, I felt like uploading this to you guys, so that you could see how shit my writing was!!
Plot: Earl Grey wants to have a nice break from the grandmaster hotel and taking care of the Chess Choco Twins, so why not have a tea party with his amazing boyfriend?
Side Notes: Unfinished Fanfic, Earl Grey calls his Boyfriend his prince as a pet name, Everyone is human but still has their cookie names, Earl Grey adopted the Chess Choco Twins, The Reader has his own rented room in the grandmaster hotel, Both of the chess choco twins are agender and use they/them pronouns, The chess choco twins call Earl Grey ‘dad’ and [Reader] ‘father’, and the Chess Choco Twins are homeschooled.
[Reader] stretched his aching back while yawning. He rubbed his eyes, and lazily opened them. He then stood up from his soft and cozy bed made from the purest of cotton, and went to his dresser and pulled one of the drawers open. He looked through the clothes, only for [Reader] realize that all of the good looking clothes that were stored in his dresser were dirty and currently going through the process of being washed. He groaned, and went to his closet to look for something decent to wear.
After what felt like ages of searching, he finally found something to wear. It was a beautiful [Favorite Color] tuxedo paired with dress pants that both glistened as soon as he looked at it, as if the tuxedo was calling for [Reader] to wear it. It was a gift given by Earl Grey as a one year anniversary gift for them dating.
‘Woah. I am so glad I have a boyfriend to give me stuff like this.’ [Reader] thought to himself. He grabbed to tuxedo and took it out of the closet, but then quickly stopped himself. “Wait, shouldn’t I save this for a special occasion? Eh, who cares? Let’s just hope that Earl Grey magically wants to take me out on a fancy date so that this tuxedo won’t go to waste.” [Reader] said.
He put the tuxedo on, and then went up to the full body mirror he kept in his room to see how it looked on him. “Huh, I don’t look half bad.” [Reader] said smugly. He smirked while putting his hand to his chin. “Well, can’t admire myself forever. Let me leave to go find Earl Grey.” He remarked. He walked out the room before quickly realizing something.
“Ah, I never put shoes on. Lemme go put on those dress shoes.” [Reader] went under his bed to grab his dress shoes that Earl Grey had, coincidentally, also got him and put them on. “Okay, now I am finally ready to leave.” [Reader] said proudly. He then opened his door, and then exited his room to go look for Earl Grey.
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Earl Grey had just finished getting some more guests into their rooms, and he then went off to go look his boyfriend. He then bumped into the Chess Choco twins. ‘Ah, it's them.’ Earl Grey thought to himself.
“Dad! Let’s play Chess!”
“Dad, can we play chess?” The two asked out of their dad.
“Not now you two, I know you just got out of school and finished your homework and you need something to do, but I’m currently looking for your father. But, I promise I’ll play with you two later.” Earl grey informed the twins.
“Awww, Just one game! It’ll be quick!” “Our game of chess will be brief.” The chess choco twins begged.
Earl Grey sighed. “Alright, I’ll play one game. Only one game though.”
The twins cheered out of excitement (mainly Pawn White), then the twins dragged their dad over to a table with a chessboard on it. The pieces were already placed correctly. The twins then sat down on the left side of the table, while Earl Grey sat on the right.
‘Oh dear, I am in for one hell of a ride…’
Even though Earl Grey said that he’d only play one game, he’s already played about nine, and he lost every single one. His eyes are sore, his glasses are sliding off of his face, and all he can think about is his boyfriend. He doesn’t care about chess anymore, he just wants his sweet prince to save him from this nightmare. The twins then exclaimed checkmate, showing that they just beat Earl Grey AGAIN. “Well, my amazing and sweet children, I must leave now. I’ve had fun, but I must now go look for [Reader].” He informed the twins.
“C’mon, why not one more game?”
“One more round can’t hurt, right dad?” The twins pleaded.
“Sincerest apologies, but I must go.”
“Just one more ga-!”
“I. MUST. GO.” Earl Grey fumed, while running away from the two.
He eventually went outside to the garden at the back of the hotel, where he found [Reader]. He was relieved and felt like it was a blessing to see him again. “My dear prince, I am so happy to see you! You have no idea what I have went through today.” Earl Grey proclaimed. [Reader] tilted his head out of confusion. “Umm, Earl Grey, you’re acting more enthusiastic than usual, you ok?” [Reader] had question. “Ah, my sweet precious prince, I am perfectly fine! The twins just begged me into playing hour long games of chess is al-!”
“Yep, you only act enthusiastic whenever you get out of a stressful situation.” [Reader] pointed out.
“Heh, you are correct, my lovely prince. It was not just one game, not three, but nine games of chess. It was… Horrid. I can’t even describe the terror that was going on-!” Before Earl Grey could finish, [Reader] had given him a quick kiss.
#male reader#male y/n#male!reader#earl grey cookie#earl grey#chess choco#chess choco cookie#chess choco twins#earl grey x reader#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#long post#KJ’s Deleted Scenes#UNFINISHED FANFIC#unfinished
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hhhhhhngngng Meteorteeth scenariosssss
-Void holding Monster in his arms and gently playing with his hair. Void loves the texture of Monster’s hair, and can’t help but want more. So, he slowly goes from caressing his hair to ruffling and messing with it a lot. While Monster gets angrily flustered from this, Void can’t help but giggle at how cute he is. After Void’s done with Monster, Monster exits his room with a grumpy look and really fuzzy hair.
-One time, Void randomly decided to wear some black lipstick. It was very peculiar, since Void has never worn lipstick before. This definitely caught Monster off guard. Then, Void decides to spend some time with Monster alone, and after they’re done, Monster’s face is almost completely covered in black kiss marks.
-Void asks Monster what his favorite food is. Monster then responds with Strawberry Shortcake, and this gives Void an idea. Not even a day afterwards, Void buys a medium-sized Strawberry Shortcake for him. Monster got super happy, but eventually felt a bit guilt about it, because he felt like he had to pay him back for buying him the cake.
-Void overhears Monster having a panic attack and rushes to check on him. When Void asks him what’s the matter, Monster just points at a spider on the ground while sobbing. Void at first groans out of slight frustration, since he finds it a tad bit pathetic to be scared of bugs, but quickly feels sympathy for Monster. Void then takes the spider outside and consoles Monster for a while.
-For Monster and Void’s first date, Void decides to take Monster to a observatory at night so the two can go stargazing. Monster’s so blown away by the beautiful sight, that he almost forgets to talk for the remainder of the date. Void’s less focused on the gorgeous atmosphere and more focused on how cute his boyfriend is.
-Void decides to post about his boyfriend Monster after about 2 months of dating and shows a picture of Monster in said post (with monster’s consent of course). All of his fans are basically freaking out about how hot his boyfriend is and how happy they are for Void. Void decides to show some of the messages to Monster, and he quickly gets flustered and Void giggles.
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erm, plz actually request this, I’m so damn bored
#writing#fanfic#letter fanfic#twitter#letters#small author#100 likes#tumblr milestone#twitter thread#thank you
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RM Void AU Scenario: Playing Mario Party 9
Choosing Characters
Kaeya would choose Wario because he’s his childhood hero. (kaeya had loved the warioware franchise since the release of warioware: touched!)
Aikotoba would choose either Peach or Daisy. (most commonly Daisy, because she’s iconic) (in later games, tobee is a Rosalina main, but that’s for a different scenario *wink wink*)
Monster tends to have no consistent main for Mario Party. So, he’s practically a different character each time.
Void would be Waluigi since that’s one of his favorite characters ironically. He also tends to be Kamek from time to time.
Playing Techniques
Void would totally fuck around and try to land the others on unlucky spaces and make them lose their mini stars. He also is the kind to beg Kaeya to be Player 1, just so he can skip the instructions so everyone else has no fucking clue how to play. (that doesn’t work on kaeya tho, since he’s played this game for a long time) Somehow, he has godly dice block luck. He is probably the kind of guy to hardly do damage to the bosses in the first half, then turns into a fucking killing machine in the second half. He also almost always gets the last hit bonus on said bosses, as well.
Kaeya tends to take forever for his turn to finish, since he’s constantly trying to come up with a good strategy to land on good spaces and how to prepare for future spaces. In the end, he just tends to land on unlucky spaces anyways. He also has a really weird, yet smart way of playing mini games. Like for example, he tends to go for the lowest amount of points in certain minigames, since he knows that Void, Monster, and AiKotoba will all be fighting for the highest amount of points. He also tends to get a decent amount of bonus stats at the end of the game.
AiKotoba hardly uses their special dice blocks, and just tries to speedrun their turn, not even caring for what they lands on, since they knows that the mini stars that they loses will be quickly recovered in the next few minigames. They also tends to team up with Monster, even when Monster has a higher advantage than them. They also tend to target Void in most minigames, since Void tends to easily win the minigames. (and also because AiKotoba may have a little bit of a personal grudge against void.) Aikotoba is also AWFUL at fighting the bosses. They also have god awful rng.
Monster is a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to Mario Party. Gets at the very least 3rd place on all minigames, gets a really good amount of mini stars almost each turn, good at beating up the bosses, and gets at least one amount of bonus stars at the end of the game. NEVER gets mini ztars. (which are basically the opposite of mini stars, which increase your score) It’s almost as if they are scared of him. Also, if Monster is the one going solo on the 1 vs 3 minigames, WATCH. THE FUCK. OUT. This guy will practically beat your ass in the blink of an eye at them.
Favorite Modes in the Minigames Section
Kaeya’s favorite mode would probably be Choice Challenge. Not only does he enjoy the process and idea behind it, it also allows for more strategizing on choosing minigames.
Aikotoba LOVES Garden Battle, and there is no denying this. They adore the garden aesthetic since they love anything plant-related, but the mode itself is also incredibly fun to play.
Void would like both Boss Rush and High Rollers. Since Void is good at fighting bosses, of course he would adore the Boss Rush mode. As for the High Rollers mode, he has no idea. He just enjoys the mechanics in it.
Monster’s favorite mode is Step It Up. Remember earlier how I mentioned that Monster is a beast at 1 vs. 3 minigames? Well, in Step It Up, there is the option to play 1 vs 3 games, so Monster adores this mode the most.
#fnf#friday night funkin#monster#AiKotoba#aikotoba kyo#aikotoba!kyo#monster Kyo#monster!kyo#rm void#rm void au#ac void fnf#ac void#void fnf#fnf mod#vs void#vs void fnf#a.c void#a.c. void#fnf void#Mario party#Mario party 9#scenarios#requests open!!#requests: open#miodiodavinci#KJ’S Hardworked Scenarios!!
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Some Things About the RM Void Au
Prologue:
How Kaeya met Void:
Kaeya is one of Void’s biggest fans, and looks up to him heavily. So, he decides to go to space to visit him. After ages of exploring the edges of the galaxy, Kaeya finally finds him, who at the time was busy admiring himself. Kaeya asks Void if they can rap battle, to which Void accepted. Kaeya pulled out his laptop, loaded three instrumentals and began to sing along to them. Kaeya was excited to be singing with his favorite idol, and this filled his heart with immense amounts of joy.
However, Kaeya’s excitement levels were so high to the point that Kaeya’s heart began to beat at an unthinkable pace. On their last song, Kaeya passed out, to which Void then panicked. Void then brought Kaeya to a hospital down on Earth, where Kaeya was recovered. After hearing that Kaeya just barely managed to survive dying from inhumane heartbeats, Void then decides to see him. Kaeya was relieved to know that Void had saved him. Kaeya thanked Void, and hoped that they could meet each other more often later.
After Void pretty much saved Kaeya’s life, they then become decent friends! They would to talk each other for what felt like hours, and after a while, void brings up how he doesn’t have a home to live in. This instantly surprises Kaeya, and quickly asked if he wanted to stay over at Kaeya’s home. Void is hesitant at first, but then accepts the request.
How Monster & AiKotoba met Void:
It was July 10th, the day that Void would host his annual meet and greet at the mall. At that time, Monster & AiKotoba had almost no clue who avoid was, but was good friends with Kaeya, so they knew that he had a roommate, but they didn’t know that Kaeya’s roommate was Void. They saw the poster for the meet-and-greet, and both were confused on who Void was. But, out of curiosity, they both decide to check it out. After waiting in line, the both of them finally reached Void, and AiKotoba had finally just remembered who Void was. They explained to Void that they were close friends of Kaeya, so they were informed of him being Kaeya’s roommate.
This caused for Void to be a bit more warm towards them, since he trusted Kaeya, and knew that his friends were probably just as trustworthy as him. So he asked Monster to sing a couple of songs with him, the songs being songs for his upcoming album called ‘My Shooting Star’. After singing, Void was about to share his farewells with the two, another fan appeared asking for a photo. Void then asked if Monster & AiKotoba wanted to be in the picture, to which both of them agreed.
After months of being friends with Void, they both decide to move in with Kaeya and Void, simply because it would help them grow closer. Void and Kaeya didn’t mind the idea, so now all of them are roommates, and that’s pretty much it for the prologue.
Fun Facts:
AiKotoba is the only one of the group who doesn’t use He/Him pronouns. (They use They/Them)
Monster is autistic, Kaeya has ADHD, while AiKotoba has ADD.
Kaeya is the only human of the 4. (Void is a humanoid black hole, Monster is half-demon and half-vampire, and AiKotoba is an Angel)
Void loves Sour stuff, Monster loves Sweet stuff, AiKotoba loves Spicy stuff, and Kaeya loves Salty stuff.
Monster seems like a jackass but is a dorkish sweetheart, while AiKotoba seems like a ray of sunshine, but is actually kind of a bitch.
All of them are trans. (Aikotoba is a Demiboy, but it’s under the trans umbrella, so they counts as trans.)
Monster & Kaeya are both Vincian, AiKotoba is Achellian, and Void is Bisexual with no lean.
Kaeya is a massive tech-nerd.
Kaeya has tons of potions that give him the ability to float and fly for an hour. He drinks them since he would be the only with who lacks flight without said potions.
Void has destroyed 2 of Kaeya’s air-fryers and almost set the house on fire by using his oven.
Despite AiKotoba being a master at cooking sweet things, they LOATHE anything with sugar in it. (They especially hates strawberry shortcake)
Void is the shortest being 5’4, while Monster & AiKotoba are both the tallest being 6’9. (kaeya is exactly 6 feet tall.)
Kaeya can literally program clones, but almost all of them get destroyed by AC Void.
Somehow, AiKotoba has even more of a short temper than Void does.
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A.C Void Dating Headcannons (Gender Neutral Reader)
At first, Void doesn’t seem like the type to be affectionate, which is true, in public at least. In private, he’s one of the most romantic people in the entire universe.
He calls you the cutest pet names like ‘My little comet’ and ‘Shooting star’, and his favorite one to call you is ‘Starshine’.
Doesn’t really show physical affection, he prefers to shower you in compliments and flirt with you.
Speaking of flirting, this man is a GOD at flirting. Even if it’s just a simple compliment, it will most definitely leave you blushing endlessly.
He Always buys you really expensive and delicate gifts. He gets you stuff like fancy jewelry, gorgeous clothes, and sometimes gets his hands on rare space things like comets. However, he does occasionally get you more simple gifts, like meteor-shower-themed music box and matching clothes that you two can wear together.
Whenever it’s June, he always holds these massive pride parties with you. (Before you ask, I Headcannon Void to be Bisexual and a Trans-Male who uses only He/Him pronouns.)
Totally the kind of guy who’s always talks about how awesome he is, and when you reply with something like ‘yea, you are’, he just suddenly gets heavily flustered and doesn’t know how to reply.
He caresses your hair a lot, but can’t stand the thought of his hair even being slightly touched by the tip of a finger.
Probably confesses to you first, and get’s genuinely surprised when you accept his offer.
Doesn’t really take you out on public dates, but does take you out on private dates. (since he doesn’t want his fans ruining his date with the love of his life)
You’ve walked in on him just mumbling to himself about how amazing you are like a million times
#void#void fnf#ac void#a.c. void#a.c void#ac void fnf#fnf#Friday night Funkin#all-consuming void#KJ’S Hardworked Scenarios!!
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hello, can I get some head cannons for clotted cream x trans male!reader? you don’t have to do it, but if you can, that would be heavily appreciated!
Of course! There’s no problem in that!
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Clotted Cream Cookie x Trans Male Reader HeadCanons
•At first Clotted Cream didn’t know how to react when you first came out
•But over time, he accepted you and now he’s definitely your cuddle bug
•When cuddling, he would trace your top surgery scars and tell you how beautiful you look even the scars makes you a little uncomfortable but to him he loves them
•When the elders find out that he’s dating you they didn’t accept it, but for him being the youngest member of the council he’s a little stubborn ass bitch.
•Only person accepted yours and his relationship was Fiancer Cookie, she adores your guys relationship for sure!
•Clotted Cream would take you out on walks in the morning and at night time he’s gonna spoil the hell outta of you with whatever fruits or candies you love
•Like I said this man is a fucking huge cuddle bug he won’t let go of you and definitely nuzzle into your neck
•On Somedays, the two of you would actually practice ballroom dancing (because he knows you like dancing or not he wants to try something new with you)
•When Clotted Cream comes back from a meeting, he’s definitely gonna be stressed and he loves your massages there heaven to him.
•Lastly when you guys are dating for awhile he will propose to you and you saying yes makes this man the happiest man in the world because he’s is marrying his true love!
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I hope these okay and hope you enjoyed it (^^
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ECLAIR COOKIE GENERAL YANDERE HEADCANNONS.
requested by: @average-unpaid-therapist ! thank you for requesting ^^
warning! possible ooc bc well, he's very new, will add more when i'll finish writing lol
my man right here
he's hot. he's smart. basically, he's got the looks and the brains, which is very attractive in itself!
so, overtime, he gets used to the fact that most of the museum visitors are really just here to admire him, rather than the ancient relics he collected.
(this one was at all you fucking simps /lh)
it gets tiring, it's true.
worst thing is that whenever eclair tries to explain a thing or two about this very interesting artifact, those people will just
stare at him. in a very lovey-dovey, and quite creepy way.
not cool.
problem is, those cookies become so much more frequent, that he can't even properly run the museum, as they always chase him and stick to him—
and then he sees you.
your eyes shine bright with interest, as you read the cartel right next to an antique painting.
you don't necessarily look prettier than the average cookie— and yet, you still are captivating.
eclair can't help but go your way, eager to find out more about you.
note that at this point, it's not love or obsession or anything else— you just piqued his interest.
“are you interested by our collection, dear visitor?”
you jump because that bitch just scared the shit out of you lmfao
“ah, i apologize if i startled you. that was not my intention.”
“oh! no no— it's fine, don't worry! as for your question, then i must say— yes. absolutely!”
you then go on a five minute talk about how each part of the museum had you absolutely thrilled, and how you felt blessed because archeology and history were your two major interests, and now that this museum was here, you could find fellow nerds history fans!
“but i gotta say— my favorite part of the museum surely has to be the dragon fighter cookies exposition.”
interest 100. he's absolutely hooked now.
you?? a fellow dragon-fighter cookies enjoyer??
“yes! i agree, out of all the expositions here, the dragon-fighter one certainly is the richest one— perhaps because i spend a bit too much time on finding relics related to them.”
you laugh at his attempt at a joke, and then you keep the conversation going, which i will not retranscript as i have no idea what to write for it.
but let's just say that with each word you say, especially about his one biggest interest, eclair cookie is slowly being more and more charmed.
you seen the meme that goes "my way of flirting is stating scientific facts"? well, basically, this is you right now, and you don't even realize it.
good job [y/n] lol
speaking of your name— eclair needs to know it.
you know, because it's pretty rare to find other people who enjoy the dragon-fighter cookies' history as much as he does.
“pardon me for being so curious, but may i ask for your name?”
“only if you give me yours first~”
“of course— i am eclair cookie.”
“well, i'm [y/n]!”
he'll make sure to remember your name— and spoiler alert, he does.
after that day, eclair looks forward to seeing you as often as possible. he, unfortunately, can only rarely leave the museum, as he's clearly bound to this place— if he isn't here to keep it clean, then who will do it?
whenever you're not here, he'll either spend his time cleaning the museum or think about you while standing awkwardly in front of the painting where you two first met.
and it's kinda weird because imagine just visiting the museum and then you see the dude that's in charge of the place, just. standing.
and he'd do that for three hours each day.
but thinking isn't enough. thoughts are ephemeral, and even though he's smart, eclair, like any other cookie, forgets them by the end of the day.
so he starts to write them down as they come, in a notebook he hides somewhere inside his office.
eclair certainly wouldn't want you to learn about him writing pages and pages about his kind of obsessive thoughts about you, y'see
poor man doesn't realize it, but he's sinking into the abyss of obsession faster than the titanic 🗿
after roughly four notebooks filled to the brim with lovesick and obsessive notes about you only, eclair finally realizes that he may or may not be doing okay rn
naturally, he comes to the conclusion that he should seek help and find a healthy way to cope with his obsessive and intrusive thoughts
just kidding lmfao
“surely, i must be in love with them..” yeah sounds more like it
he's not nervous when it comes to love, so right when he sees you, he just—
“ever since i met you, my heart has done nothing but ache when you weren't in the same room a me. and when it ached a bit too much for the first time... i realized i loved you.”
you're surprised. very surprised.
“i know, this is quite surprising considering the short amount of time we'd spent together, but— i truly love you, and i mean it.”
eclair will be very, very insistent about it, and he simply won't take no as an answer— even if you don't like him back at all. so congrats, you got yourself a cute boyfriend!
he'll become twice as obsessive as before, paying more attention to everything you do, like at what exact time you get in the museum, what you prefer to wear on which day, how you eat your start jellies— how do you not notice the way he's constantly scribbling down things in this little notebook of his?
i mean, yeah huh you did actually notice— but hey, he's actually just.
writing down hum. work related stuff! no need to worry hahaha...
dating eclair will be nice and all, until at some point— you'll constantly feel smothered in his presence.
turn your head around and that dude will follow your stare. it's creepy.
he can sometimes make strange remarks, like “but you usually don't wear that on a monday...” “well, [y/n], you are three minutes and forty seconds late. do i need to come to your home and kidnap you so you'll always be early??... why the scared face? my sweetheart, you know i would never actually do that! i was just making a light-hearted joke!”
when he's not being creepy with simple words, he'll ask you very strange questions.
“my dearest, what were you doing before coming to the museum?” “opinion on [very specific art movement that happened decades ago and that you've never heard of before]?” “if i asked you who your favorite person was, you'd answer me, naturally..?”
note that if you actually answer with someone else on the last one, hum. bad things may happen to said someone.
eclair wants to know everything about you, just like he wants to know everything about each relic he has in his museum.
you're like a relic. precious, rare, and god, he wants to observe you and keep you forever and ever.
so hum, remember when i said that you'll have to say yes to his confession, whether you like him or not?
this. this right here has consequences. such as you wanting to break up with him after like two weeks or even less.
also the fact he barely trusts you with other cookies. eclair can't stand seeing you chat with someone that isn't him and will interrupt your convo asap.
anyways. you want to break up with him? oki doki.
you'll just possibly get kidnapped and trapped into his office. and no one is allowed in there, apart from him.
“please, don't be mad, darling. and understand that those are only the consequences of your actions. have you not decided to 'break up' with me, we certainly wouldn't be here today.”
might or might not trap you into a glass box like the other relics so he can look at you without you running away.
the reason why eclair advises the visitors not to come at night is because during that time, your screams are the loudest— and it might raise suspicions. that or rumors about the museum being haunted might pop up. and that last one isn't stonks.
if you're not breaking up with him at some point, you certainly aren't safe from kidnapping.
if eclair notices that you're being a bit too distant for his liking, you're getting kidnapped.
“i've noticed you've been avoiding me a lot... are you seeing someone else?”
“huh? what're you talking about?? i would never do that, eclair! you know very well i only love you!”
“... i see. well, i apologize for doubting you, my love. here, take my cup of coffee, as an apology— no, no. i insist, really.”
'ayo dude that shit tastes wei-' bam on the ground
it's simple and effective, try it on your own! (don't actually please)
so, yeah. eclair cookie is a very obsessive one, as well as kinda controlling on some extent? he doesn't want you to hang out with people he deems to be bad, which is basically almost everybody. lmfao
ah yes eclair cookie aka the man that wasn't even out and i already got a request for him. i actually love him sm weewee.
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Juice Bar Regulars + Sparkling Cookie: How They Type
Sparkling Cookie
Activity: He usually only talks when someone else starts talking first
Hello good morning I am exhausted
Vampire Cookie can you stop spamming the chat please
Did something happen? :(
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
I'm going to go take a shower behave yourselves while I'm gone
Tell me again when you can spell correctly
I'M NOT GAY STOP ACCUSING ME 😭
You're*
Stop fighting please 😰
WHY ARE WE TYPING IN ALL CAPS
I have only slept for 2 hours and I've been working for 6 hours so far lmao
Vampire Cookie
Activity: probably the most active in the group chat. usually starts conversations by sending stupid memes
hi
ya
wtf
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
soarjliny cookei
soarjling cookie
soarklgun coomje
soarkljgn cookei
i give up 💀
shut up your blonde
kinda homophobic that it's not friday yet 😔😔😔😔
bestie what
im gone 💀💀
hey mint choco cookie can you play this
Mint Choco Cookie
Activity: He always joins in the conversations he's just late to it
HEYYYYYYYYY
what's your pronouns?? :O
ok Vampire Cookie pls stop bullying Sparkling Cookie
I'm going to hurt you if you say that again
I SWEAR TO THE ANCIENTS VAMPIRE COOKIE
yesssssss ✨✨
come out of the closet embrace your gayness it's ok <3
HEY GUYS can I rant abt my music
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? NO 💀
you're* lol
Herb Cookie
Activity: The least active in the group chat. comes in every once in awhile to tell everyone about plants and question the others' actions
Hello!!
How are you guys :)
omg look at her...she bloomed today
Vampire Cookie where do you get these memes-
Oh no are you okay- :(
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING-
Guys look at my new plant :)
That's so cool!! ^^
It's really hot I have to go take all my plants inside now ><
NOOOOO MY SUCCULENT :(((((((
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they are in love, so true /hj
thinking about cheesecocoa
do NOT bring up mintcocoa on this post
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WHERE THEY LIKE TO KISS YOU.
characters ; espresso, madeleine, red velvet, pure vanilla, sparkling, mint choco
notes ; gn reader, fluff, short scenarios, all sfw!
mod raspberry ; hehe~ please request for a girls version if you want me to do it!
ESPRESSO likes to kiss your cheek - a simple, intimate gesture that speaks volumes of his love for you. sometimes it's a quick peck before he rushes off to work, sometimes it's a coffee-scented kiss when he thanks you for reminding him to eat. on more romantic occasions, he'll let his lips linger on your cheek, allowing them to brush against your skin as he mumbles incoherent words, intentionally letting you feel his warm breath. he takes his own sweet time to pull away, watching you sigh in content. (he doesn't tell you that the words he mumbled were "i love you".)
MADELEINE likes to kiss your nose. he loves making exaggerated sounds after placing a small peck on your nose, and looking at you with a confident smirk that makes you roll your eyes affectionately. he does this gesture either dramatically before embarking on an expedition, or after winning a playful argument between the two of you to flaunt his victory. but when you're in your darkest times, he'll be beside you holding you close, gently pressing a comforting kiss to your tear-stained nose, with the silent reassurance of "it'll be alright, i'm here".
RED VELVET likes to kiss your forehead, usually leaving tender and careful kisses on it. he loves tangling his cake arm in your hair, pulling your head to his and giving a quick peck to your forehead and turning away from you in embarrassment. he subconsciously does this too, like that time you were playing with cakehounds and he randomly left a little kiss above your eyebrows until he realised it 10 seconds later. when he's fully conscious of his actions, though, is when he slowly kisses your forehead when you're asleep and whispers a "good night, my love".
PURE VANILLA likes to kiss your hair. he usually does this action out of the blue, lifting your hair to his lips to kiss it, before releasing your hair and looking at your surprised face with a warm but cheeky smile. it happens so often that you are used to it, like when the both of you have woken up from a good night's rest and you feel him gently tugging your hair to press his lips to it, or when the both of you are stargazing peacefully and he hides his face into your hair to kiss the silky strands. he's only doing his job as a good lover to worship you, after all.
SPARKLING likes to kiss your neck. whenever the bar is empty and his patrons have gone home, he'll slyly bring you to a more private section of his bar and kiss your neck, leaving little butterfly kisses over your collarbone that have you gasping and craving for more. you feel like you're floating in paradise when his cool fingers brush your neck, letting his hair tickle your cheek as he takes the opportunity to kiss the exposed skin. in his sleepy moods, the kisses turn sloppy but warm at the back of your neck, yet making you shiver in delight all the same.
MINT CHOCO likes to kiss your fingers. a true gentleman at heart, he loves lifting your hand to his lips and pressing a kiss to your fingers in a princely manner, before gazing up at you to admire your flustered expression. the musician has no shame in doing this even in public - he kisses your fingers and smiles smugly at you whenever he wants to. but all the mischief aside, no one can miss the blush on his face whenever he kisses your fingers and stares into your eyes. how else is he supposed to show how much he loves his darling muse?
a/n: screams in espresso, red velvet and sparkling <333 can you tell i love forehead and neck kisses so much
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Pure Vanilla Cookie Headcannons
-He has dyslexia
-He has freckles, and you can fight me on that
-Since he's blind, his staff is his way to see, which is why he always has it on him
-He has a jelly berry garden
-He is a bisexual transgender male. (He likes Males, Females, & Non-Binaries)
-He adopted Madeline and then Madeline adopted Custard Cookie III.
-He's married to Almond Cookie, I don't make the rules.
-He broke up with Dark Cacao on good terms.
-This bitch is tall as fuck (6'10 to be specific)
-He has tons of white lilies in his garden in honor of his best friend.
-He probably knows how to play an acoustic guitar
-He has very long hair under his hat
#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla#pure vanilla cookie#almond#almond cookie#pure almond#pure vanilla x almond#lgbtq+#KJ’S Hardworked Scenarios!!
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Don't you just hate it when you click on the "x male/gn reader" hashtag, find a good post but halfway through the writing it reveals to be a fem reader, then you click off of it so fast it looks like your life depends on it, and then your dysphoria starts acting up?
Cos I fucking do :)
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That’s alright ^^ I don’t want to pressure you out of your comfort zone
it’s ok, I wasn’t uncomfortable! I’m just bad at writing it is all!
If you want, I can probably write some beer scenarios of him just being wholesome if that’s fine with you!
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