This is inspired by a meme from Comrade Dale Earnhardt on Facebook! We ain't crossin' no picket lines, poozers, an' that includes virtual picket lines! SAG-AFTRA has put out detailed guidelines fer its members on how ta' behave durin' the strike (https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/) an' I'm encouragin' everyone ta' follow those guidelines as much as yer able! The basic rule I'm followin' is not ta' do anythin' that brings positive promotion ta' a movie or streamin' show that counts as a struck property. I'm gonna be followin' it on this account an' my other accounts an' projects, so no movie or streamin' show talk fer a while, just comic books an' other non-struck properties. I encourage all my followers ta' do the same, even on yer personal accounts! If ya ain't been followin' the strike, this is about so much more than money. This is about AI an' imitative technology, about stealin' art an' repackagin' it, about usin' the shift ta' streamin' ta' break agreements that've been in place fer decades, an' about greedy capitalists decidin' that we don't deserve quality movies an' shows, because all we're good for is mindless an' uncritical consumption of whatever mass-manufactured dreck they spew at us. Let's prove th' fat cats wrong. Let's show 'em that actors, writers, an' we as fans deserve ta' be treated better!

Ferget bein' three raccoons in a trench coat, th' new thing is usin' yer trench coat ta' smuggle animal companions with ya onto cruise ships! It's a perfect plan. No one'll notice Devil's in his trench coat, cuz they'll be too busy noticin' th' entirely still visible Phantom cowl risin' out a' the collar.

I get it, yer job don't pay crap an' inflation is drivin' the cost of livin' up, and that ain't even countin' what yer landlord is doin' to ya. Honest work don't cut it, so is it any wonder that more an' more people are turnin' ta scams? Just remember, poozers, a good comrade don't scam the proletariat. Aim it at the bourgeoisie!

Starro's a great villain. Dependin' on the writer, he can be goofy 'cause he's just a space starfish, or he can be terrifyin' because he's a hive mind conqueror. One thing's fer sure, pretendin' Starro or the Borg Queen are leftism gone mad is a bad take.

If ya'd told me last year that a Peacemaker comic, of all books, would make th' Red Bee super-awesome, I wouldn'ta believed you. Yet here he is, in all his awesomeness!

Th' art of Night Terrors: First Blood works well fer horror, but a side-effect is that the characters look, well, creepy when they ain't supposed ta!

Jon tried to spread the gospel, but they rejected his teachin's!

Look, my childhood wuz shaped by the 90s too, an' there's all kinda great stuff that came out in the 90s and aughts, but I got no patience for nostalgia-based "pop culture was better back then" when stuff nowadays is allowed ta' push the envelope a' corporate control even more (mostly thanks to the internet and the more radicalized tastes of Gen Z,) an' th' internet an' streamin' has finally broken the stranglehold a' radio stations on music.

Ain't nothin' wrong with likin' 90s stuff. Ain't nothin' wrong with preferrin' 90s stuff if it resonates with ya. There's somethin' wrong with pretending pop culture's gone downhill an' that modern kids like garbage.

Midnighter is cooler. That's my take an' I stand by it.

Th' result a' this shatterin' change ta' the timeline is goth music gives Bruce an' outlet fer his rage an' grief an' he ends up bein' a much healthier person but instead a' dressin' up like a bat he just goes ta clubs on weekends an' dances badly ta' Bauhaus.

Weirdly enough he still gets together with Selina. She's inta it.

Okay, okay, so I had ta' edit th' last two panels cuz Joker's more about causin' chaos than organizin', but this is all in Insomnia's nightmare so I stand by my rewrite!

i'M sO tiReD oF tHiS tAkE bRuCe dOeS sO mAnY tHiNgS fOr gOtHaM hE's nOt LiKe oThEr biLLiOnAiReS aNd hE dOeSn'T jUsT bEaT uP pOoR pEoPLe fOr tHe sTaTuS qUo aNd cOpS aRe gOoD aCtUaLLy aNd LeAvE bAtMaN aLoNe!!!

I love Batman comics. And this is 100% a valid take. Which is why Ivy says it canonically.

Come on Insomnia, even Frank Miller didn't sexualize kids in Batman! Kids in Batman get abused and traumatized other ways, often by Batman himself, the ultimate trauma bonding example. Get it right!

Injustice is basically what happens when instead a' empathy an' a desire ta' do good, Superman just wants maximum drama.

I know, I know, if he did this then we'd have no comic book an' I'm enjoying that book, but come on, obvious villain is so obvious! Don't he got no basic pattern recognition! You just take one look at that guy, and you back off, "Nope, no sir, you are th' kinda man who's got a death ray built inta his penthouse an' I want no part of that!"

Step aside, Captain America, there ain't no better embodiment of the US of A than Peacemaker. At least in this scene.

Next time just don't pull him back up, Alfred.

Truly, the worst nightmare in all of th' Knight Terrors tie-ins! Is anyone readin' the Knight Terrors stuff? Whaddya think of it?