Do you seriously think this fucker knows how to peel an orange like… after 200 years surely ‘ability to peel oranges’ wasn’t high in the priority of what he should remember. Like.

it’s this fuckass scenario and he’s hyping himself up and then you hand him the orange and THIS ASSHOLE DOESNT EVEN KNOW EITHER HES 😭😭

Tav: Hey Astarion, could you peel this orange for me?

Astarion: *takes the fruit in his hand* Hmm, I don’t know, maybe if you ask me nicely.

Tav: *rolls their eyes but goes along with it* Oh wonderful and talented Astarion, would you please peel this orange for me so that I might behold your beauty for just a moment longer?

Astarion: *takes out his dagger with a smirk and begins to peel the orange* That’s more like it.

bonus:

DSMP asl HCs

AU where Tommy is profoundly deaf and always getting yelled at for being loud, but he claps back with “IM DEAF, SUCK IT UPPP!!!!” Tubbo learned sign language for him, but isn’t fluent yaya. Techno learned his from a book (for tactical reasons because communicating silently and effectively is really useful) but he gets a lot of it wrong. Phil has the same issue of using signed exact English/incorrect motions for signs, but they’re catching up. techno is probably a fucking polyglot so it’s not that big of a problem 😭😭 oh and Ranboo goes nonverbal when overstimulated!! And uses rudimentary sign language to communicate.

DSMP asl HCs

AU where Tommy is profoundly deaf and always getting yelled at for being loud, but he claps back with “IM DEAF, SUCK IT UPPP!!!!”

also clarification: Tommy in this au uses ASL but in-universe it’s just generally referred to as ‘sign’ even though I know realistically, it’d probably be BSL. I do not know BSL. 😭 so for my sake he’s using AS Tubbo learned sign language for him, but isn’t fluent yaya. Techno learned his from a book (for tactical reasons because communicating silently and effectively is really useful) but he gets a lot of it wrong. Phil has the same issue of using signed exact English/incorrect motions for signs, but they’re catching up. techno is probably a fucking polyglot so it’s not that big of a problem 😭😭 oh and Ranboo goes nonverbal when overstimulated!! And uses rudimentary sign language to communicate.

🍉watermelon farm🍉

thank you to @/BAYYsti on Twitter for donating to Oinkers4Palestine!!!!! I had so much fun working on this request <33

I feel like those post dream SMP/oncelor fandom goers that reused their redesigns of canon characters and turned them into OCs

But with. My Trollsona. And this random side character from my comic named Poodle.

This anime is gonna ruin me I can feel it HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 month progress (feat. Techno)

Sometimes I worry I’m not making any progress and then I redraw something from not even a year ago like DAMN

techno, again!

A redraw of an old techno drawing ,, I think I’m getting better? Hehe!!

it’s MIKU DAY!!

Dtiys entry for Alleesaur on Twitter!!! She’s horrifying I love her oh my godddd,,,

TAHNKS SONMUCH FOR DONATING!!!!!!!!

Hot Coco ❤️‍🩹

A simple drawing for Oinkers4Palestine!!! The tiltify is still open btw so maybe consider donating for an art request,, pretty please?

Hot Coco ❤️‍🩹

A simple drawing for Oinkers4Palestine!!! The tiltify is still open btw so maybe consider donating for an art request,, pretty please?

WELCOME KOREA TO QSMP!!!

IM SOSOSOSO SO PUMPED TO HAVE KOREAN REP ON THE QSMP ^ - ^) AAA WELCOME ACAU!!!

The Voices

Imagine the voices go from being just sounds in his head but visions of boar skulls when they get all excited and curious. They’re not scary they’re just curious!! (And bloodthirsty.) They cut through the air to properly observe Techno’s surroundings, like curious little dogs.

He finally gets Valentine’s Day,,

WHAT no no who did that 😃 throws lipstick away /)9 WHO WOULD DO THST WHO

GENLOSS FOR THE STREAMER AWARDS!!!

FEATURING: my genloss sona and my particle sona!!! They’re so special to me

dUDE HOLH SHIT WHAT RHIS JS SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HOW YOU DREW HER :(((!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL YOU LITERALLY NAILED IT??

splatoon OC

She’s suffering from an illness called tentacle rot (as a result of being only partially sanitized) and goes through trials to earn pharmacy credits. Where. She goes to renew her prescription. When she takes her medicine her tentacles kinda reseal up and don’t have that broken up melty texture lol.

Having to juggle these two things means she’s been trying to find a way out of the underground for way longer than she should have to. She dreams of reaching inkopolis where she can receive the cure.

she will disintegrate as the necrosis will penetrate into her skin and brain

splatoon OC

She’s suffering from an illness called tentacle rot (as a result of being only partially sanitized) and goes through trials to earn pharmacy credits. Where. She goes to renew her prescription. When she takes her medicine her tentacles kinda reseal up and don’t have that broken up melty texture lol.

Having to juggle these two things means she’s been trying to find a way out of the underground for way longer than she should have to. She dreams of reaching inkopolis where she can receive the cure.