To the tune of We Built This City:

I MAKE SPAGHETTI

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house

Today was a good day!

On This Day In History

February 14th, 1779: James Cook is killed by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawai'i.

mentally i am here

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

@pillowfriendly’s oc Neave

wishing all artists a very sincere "get weirder with it" this coming year

yeah dude i wanna see updates every time he dies

reading shakespeare always gives me the urge to start talking in meter even though that would be an insane thing to do in normal conversations

I’ve been waiting for this one…