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Today’s Fortune Cookie
“Opportunities will be abundant in you”
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I decided to commit suicide-by-food.
Arby’s is helping
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jtem · 7 days
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jtem · 8 days
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jtem · 9 days
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Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
Unpopular opinion time
Yes. Call it an "Opinion." It's a truth and a dire warning but we'll call it an opinion:
The current "Squatters" problem is about to make a very ugly turn.
Imagine you come home from work one day and your key doesn't work. Your locks have been changed and people are your home! They tell you to leave, get off your property.
You persist. After all, it is your home. You've had a long day. All you want to do is get inside your own home, pour yourself a bowl of cereal and plop down in front of the TV. And here these strangers are inside your home, they changed your locks and they're telling you to get off your own property! So you break in. You break into your own home and confront these strangers.
Then they call the police.
On you.
These strangers in your home, call the police on you. They do.
The police show up.
The home invaders show the damage from where you broke in, show the police some rental agreement they made up, one or more receipts for rent they never paid..probably some bills in their name.
The police arrest you. The police arrest YOU for breaking into your home, trying to wrongfully evict these "Renters" you are victimizing.
Again, this is your home. You live there. You got up that morning, left for work, locked the door behind you and when you came home at the end of the day you found these squatters inside your home.
This is going to happen.
It's going to happen a lot.
Why wouldn't it?
When it comes to squatters, there's literally no difference between them being there for a week or them being their for hours. The police don't see a difference. The courts don't. In both cases it comes down to pieces of paper, and these squatters inside your home made sure to print out lots of authentic and properly dated pieces of paper.
Oh, you'll probably get them out. Eventually. Maybe in only six months! In the mean time you can't get inside your home and God knows what kind of damages they're doing...
It's going to happen.
They just have to pick an address, cherry pick the legal jurisdiction to give them the greatest advantages, print everything out & wait for you to leave for work in the morning.
People are going to start coming home and finding strangers inside their homes. Squatters. It will happen, if it's not happening already.
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jtem · 12 days
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The 2024 Screaming Ostrich International Film Festival hats!
We give these away (free!) to any of our filmmakers and screenwriters who attend the festival. <link>
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jtem · 12 days
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Loving is easy. It's being loved that seems impossible
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jtem · 13 days
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jtem · 15 days
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damn. I’m doing it again. 
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jtem · 17 days
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Best of Dylan, in no particular order, and I couldn't even make it to 50!
Note: Some of these I really only like in a live version.
The Times They Are A Changin'
Ballet of a Thin Man
My Back Pages
Blowin' In The Wind
Jokerman
Forever Young
Knockin' On Heaven's Door
It's All Over Now Baby Blue
Don't Think Twice It's Alright
All Along The Watchtower
Everything Is Broken
I want You
Hurricane
Most of the Time
A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall
Mr Tambourine Man
The Man In The Long Black Coat
It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
Things Have Changed
Tangled Up In Blue
It Ain't Me Babe
Not Dark Yet
Subterranean Homesick Blues
Visions of Johanna
Like a Rolling Stone
Maggie's Farm
Queen Jane Approximately
Shooting Star
It Takes a Lot to Laugh It Takes a Train to Cry
Lay Lady Lay
Stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again
Silvio
Gotta Serve Somebody
Ring Them Bells
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)
Every Grain of Sand
Just Like a Woman
If Not For You
Slow Train
Where Teardrops Fall
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jtem · 17 days
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I do not agree with this list.
Yes. A lot of their choices do belong there, the rest are crazy random selections.
"I Want You," for one example.
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jtem · 18 days
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Seeing owls is supposed to be a sign that you’ve been abducted by aliens
this is my fav video now
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