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I swear these are 100% canon SoH quotes
What do you mean these aren't canon????
An incorrect Samurai of Hyuga quotes/memes blog for funsies and to fulfill my shitposting needs.
May contain spoilers if haven't read the all released books yet, so please proceed with cautions!
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Ronin: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Masashi/mi: And you came to me instead?
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Basho: (literally just playing the lute normally)
Ronin: Hey, you take requests?
Basho: Sure!
Ronin: Please stop.
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Ronin: Alright, name one way to be nice to others.
Jun/ko: Don't kill them.
Ronin: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it!
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Ronin: So what do you have planned for the future?
Hatch: Lunch!
Ronin: No, like in long term.
Hatch: Oh...um, dinner?
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Toshio/e: (answers phone.) Hello?
Ronin: It's Ronin.
Toshio/e: (sighs) What did they do this time?
Ronin: No, it's me, Ronin! It's actually me!
Toshio/e: (sighs deeper) What did you do this time?
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Hatch: I wasn't hurt that badly. Momoko said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Kanae: A man doesn’t wear make-up unless he has psychological problems!
Sadao: (supremely offended) My make-up has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
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Kohaku: Sir, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.
General Shatao: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It’s boring, nobody listens to you.
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Masashi/mi: I think I pulled a muscle!
Ronin: Kid, you can’t pull what you don’t have.
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Toshio/e: (To Masashi/mi)Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ronin: Killed without hesitation.
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Jun/ko: Sensei, let's say I killed somebody-
Gensai: Where’s the body.
Jun/ko: This is hypothetical!
Gensai; And I’m not an idiot, Jun/ko. Where’s.The.Body.
Jun/ko:
Jun/ko: The storeroom, but-
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Masashi/mi: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me and I lay sick and festering. You are the definition
Ronin: Kid, are you okay?
Masashi/mi: Pan-kun stole my dango!
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Toshio/e: I noticed that you often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Charming Ronin: Thank you!
Toshio/e: Ronin, I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Charming Ronin: And what I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny!
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Ronin: Just be yourself, say something nice.
Jun/ko: Which one? I can't do both.
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Masashi/mi: Baka, what are you, five?
Ronin: At least I'm five heads taller than you.
Masashi/mi:
Ronin:
Masashi/mi:
Ronin: Kid, please don't kill me-
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Basho: I desire moisture.
Ronin: Can’t you just say “I want water” like a normal person?
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Toshio/e: It's not the end of the world to feel things.
Ronin: I guess not. It's up there.
Toshio/e: (sweating) Thank you for acknowledging my feelings.
Ronin: (also sweating) Thank you for acknowledging mine.
Toshio/e: (cracking under pressure) W-We're both great at this!
#someone pls help them#we have an emotionally constipated ninja and an awkward ronin#tosh#ronin#samurai of hyuga#source: brooklyn nine nine
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