steve upon seeing past steve: dammit now i have to kick my own ass ugh

tony upon seeing past tony: give that bitch a heart attack. kill him

#majestic

#majestic

The Awesome Facial Hair Bros Saga

“This man reaches the very bottom and then more. … You think, How much more can this guy take? He’s broken, he gets up again, he’s broken — and that’s really what makes him a superhero. A lot of people have asked me, “What makes him a superhero?” That’s really the answer I should have given. It’s not the Cloak of Levitation. It’s not the Eye of Agamotto. It’s about his staying power. It’s a marathon and not a sprint. The guy endures so much.”

-Benedict Cumberbatch 

These are the most beautiful posters I’ve ever seen But still, WHERE IS HAWKEYE

Everywhere I go I see his face I just really miss him

The Avengers (2012) - Behind the Scenes

cocky bitch, proud of himself for one-upping his boyfriend when he’s not even there

It's a huge pet peeve of mine when Tony is referred to as millionaire in fanfics.

high five

doctor he’s too far away

3 different uncles at a BBQ

Rocket Raccoon’s Emails (I assume):

Ya know what? That scene in the Avengers, where Tony gets to the Helicarrier bridge and asks how does Fury see all his screens? That is still so damn iconic. Because on the surface, it comes across as Tony being a smarmy dick about everything. At least that’s what Hill, and the rest of Shield on board, is probably thinking. Here’s Stark, being a smartass again we hate him. They’re so busy getting annoyed at him that they completely fail to spot the bug that he installs, allowing Jarvis to start hacking Shield. There are at least three dozen Shield agents there, including Coulson and Natasha, and none of them spot Tony Stark sticking something suspicious on the side of a control panel in plain sight. Because they’re too busy focusing on his behaviour.