heyits-zedo
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馃ぉfan account for too many different fandoms 馃ぉ
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Upset because I need more Charles Jones content why is there no fanfic 馃槶
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Ok I have a book rec, splintered by a.g. Howard. I need more content and it's so good if you like dark and twisted and Alice in womderland
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Just found out they put MY HERO ACADEMIA ON NETFLIX?!?!?!
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April is Sexual assault awareness month.
I wanted to come out, and remind you that you can reach out and speak up that you can get the help you need, and to share my story.
I was 7 years old. He was 70.
My life has forever been changed, and at the time, I didn't know what was happening, but he told me he would k*ll me if a said a word to anyone. So I never spoke up. If I had said something if I had said something, if I had spoke out, that would have saved the other girls who suffered like I did. If I had spoke up, I could have made sure he got what he deserved, But I didnt and to this day, I love with regrets and trauma that has changed my life.
But I survived and I am a survivor. If you have gone through anything similar, speak up, save yourself and those around you. There are so many people who are driven to do dire things due to the feeling of hopelessness that SA gives them. Don't be another statistic, don't be another number. There's so many people who care about you, speak up and get the help you need.
You deserve to live a long, healthy and happy life, no matter the situation you're put through. You deserve to survive and thrive. I know that getting through it is so very hard, but there is a light at the end of a very long and dark tunnel. I promise馃挄
There's people you can talk to, such as the police or the national sexual assault hotline(1-800-656-HOPE)
馃挄you are loved, you are wanted, and most importantly, you are not alone, no matter how suffocating you might feel馃挄
#serious post#sa awareness#self help#awareness#dont be afraid#SA awareness month#april#you are loved#you are important#you are needed#you are not alone
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Barbie Must Have Bullshit Her Resume
By:zedo
Ok, so we all know Barbie as the do-all girl, what hasn't she done? (The answer to that is surprisingly alot)
But the real question is, how has she managed to accomplish so much by the age of 65? Well I'm here to tell you she fuckibg lied. I did the math, I compiled a list of jobs and hobbies she has had(albeit incomplete) and its impossible.
Below is a compiled list of (most of) barbies jobs that require training/schooling:
Fashion designer- 3 years
Nurse-2 years(minimum)
Astronaut-10 years(6 years schooling, 2 years experience, 2 years bt)
Fashion editor-4 years
Fashion model-1 year
Teacher- 5 years
Veterinarian-4 years
Travel agent- 4 years roughly
Business exectuive- 3 years
Surgeon- 4 years school + 5 year residency
Optometrist- 8 years
Dentist- 8 years
Pediatric doctor-4 years
Pilot-9 month's聽
In the air force(military pilot)-4 years
Detective-4 years
Makeuo artist/hair stylist- 1 year
Chef- 3 years
Architect-3 years
Firefighter-2 years
Olympic skiier and gymnast,Figure skater -(1 years worth of trianing)
Train conductors - 1 year
Movie producer- 4 years
Computer engineer- 4 years
Marine bilogist- 6 year
Palentologist- 6 years
Zookeeper- 6 years
Baker-3 years
Film director - 4 years
Game developer- 4 years
Scientist(chemist)-4 years
Robotic engineer- 7 years
Astrophysisit- 6 years
Aircraft engineer- 7 years
Entomologist- 4 years
Judge- 10 years
Interior designer - 4 years
Cinservation scientist-聽 5 years
Microbiologist - 4 years
Flight attendant-10 weeks
Pet groomer-12 weeks
Police officer- 6 months
(While compiling this list, I also chose the bare minimum required amount of schooling for each job, but knowing Barbie, she would not have done the bare minimum)
If you compile the numbers, you reach a bare minimum of 203 years of school/training.
So Barbie could not have possibly gone to school for every job she has had, so she must have bullshit a few things somewhere, as this does not include the time she may have worked in these jobs once finally getting to that point.
This also leaves the question of how does she have time for her long list of hobbies, such as:
Tennis
Was also a rock star and rapper
Unicef ambassador
Actress
Scuba diver
Circus performer
Superhero
Baseball
Matador/bull fighter
Bowling
?RAN FOR PRESIDENT?
Cheerleading
Cabaret dancer
Artist
Soccer coach
Rides horses
Race car driver
Snow boards
Track and feild
Magician
Animal rescue
Martial arts
Basket ball
Beekeeping
Farming
Golfing
Boxing
Hockey
Tooth fairy
Volleyball
Crime??(I'm serious she was a burglar)
So in reality, Barbie is a liar and a fake.
#barbie#what a fucking liar#barbie movie#the princess and the pauper#barbie life in the dreamhouse#life in the dreamhouse#the twelve dancing princesses#greta gerwig#greta gerwing barbie#barbie committed fraud
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You know that hear me out trend, well hear me out . Scrooge mcduck and a not so hear me out, launchpad mcquack
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Excuse me, sorry, pardon me, I'm so sorry
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Ji-won finally got her happy wedding. She gets to be happy, and she got everything good and right this time 馃槶
And hui-yeon catching the bouquet and offering it to eun-ho
I love this show man
My ultimate review atp, it was great. I read the welcoming and loved it, and there was definitely ALOT more drama that introduced all these new characters into he show, and I really liked it
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Fandom list
(I will update this as I go)
-Marry My Husband
-Hazbin Hotel
-Creepypasta(Marble hornets included)
-Mcu(X-Men and Avengers)
-Inside Job
-MLP
-Bridgerton
-Greys Anatomy
-The Great
-Stranger Things
-La LA Land
-The Remarried Empress
-My In-laws Are Obsessed With Me
-Bones
-Trolls
-Miss Pergrines Home For Peculiar Children
-splintered series
-Let's play
Feel free to message and chat or rant about these fandoms
#creepypasta#marble hornets#la la land#greys anatomy#hazbin hotel#stranger things#marvel mcu#xmen#marry my husband#mlp#inside job#bridgerton#the remarried empress#my in laws are obsessed with me#bones tv
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"I knew it was you from the moment I saw you, you've always been in my heart"
Screaming crying shitting throwing up leaping out a window dying
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He just cut the whole plastic tub of ice cream in half????? Tf???
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When they were sent back in time 10 years to correct their past so they can finally make a move on you instead of you marrying ur shifty boyfriend, who cheats on you with your best friend when you get cancer and then murders you
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Just watched la LA land for the first time.
I'm not ok, I'm not ok, I'm not ok. My life has been ruined and it's not ok that it ended like that
I don't recommend this movie unless you are ready to cry. I was living it, but the sudden ending, the way it ended the way their lives went, was devestating
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3 years later, still working at the same library, going to college next year, and in a long-term straight passing relationship is not what I had planned at this moment in time but 10x better than what I expected
I got a job at a library, now I fit into the gay librarian stereotype. I need to become the gay librarian s/o.
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Watching hazbin hotel- HE SWORE?!?! ALASTOR SWORE?!?!?!
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Re-reading spill your guts for the first time in like, 3 years. Ready to delve deep into a hyper fixation all over again.
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Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I鈥檝e ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children鈥檚 hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there鈥檚 zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
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