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Just me noticing the skz tumblr community stopping to a halt?? If you noticed too, then go support your favorite writers!! They need motivation and feedback to know that they are* in fact writing for a community! Go spread love to your favorite writers!!!
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Thanks for the tag Han (Haki)! None of these alike with me 💀 damn
Site I used: https://4rchiv3.github.io/CosmosPersona/
I don't have many people to tag so uhh here: @sapshorelines
cosmic persona quiz
this was such a wild quiz, loved every second of it 😂🥰
thanks for the tag @19marka 💕
No pressure tags: @bldelaine @sunshineleefelix @stayconnecteed @starlostastronaut @chaotickyrith @byeoltoyuki
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SKZ Sub!Felix x Dom!FTM Reader
Summary: You are both roommates, you are stressed and need some relief and Felix being the best man he is, helps you by asking him for help.
Theme: Smut, is kinda short, comedy, fluff, kinda cringe
Warning: You don't have a bottom surgery however it is called a 'Dick'. Mentions of your dick being as Folds/Core but not as much. Practically Felix giving you a mighty good stress relief head and handjob. Kinda lazy but not...the grammar might be very bad. It's practically just Felix giving you oral, a handjob, and the end. You called him a good boy a few times. Hair pull and Head control (Felix receiving)
(This is all for fanfic, not real, yeah)
Author note: I finally made and posted something after all of these years...
please like, reblog, or/and comment on feedback etc
College was stressing you out; it was your junior year of college, and finals were coming up. You spend your days cramped in your room studying besides stepping out to get something to eat while your roommate, Felix, sits on the couch eating popcorn while watching his fifth movie, not bothered to notice your presence, not like you care anyway.
You and Felix have been roommates for 2–3 years; technically, You both are best friends. You both thought living in an apartment together would be fun so you both did exactly that, sharing half of the money to pay the rent.
He knew you were a transgender man when you first came out to him around your freshman year, giving him a heads up just in case he wanted to switch roommates; however, Felix stayed, not caring about gender, sexuality, etc. He was honestly chill with it, so you both got along right away, along with your hobbies and interests.
You wasted your hours writing notes, reading, and not giving a single break, making you stressed and in need of relief.
So, you pause the alarm as you lean back from your chair, staring at the ceiling, sighing from the headache that is making you rub circles on the sides of your forehead, hoping the ache can disappear.
“I need to get laid.” You whispered to yourself as you looked down at your shorts, having the urge to just touch yourself—something to release the stress—so you did. You rubbed the lining of your boxers where your dick was feeling a bit of pleasure, filling your body and making you sigh.
It wasn’t much, it wasn’t enough; you needed more, but that’s all you got. You continued until Felix, the gentleman he is, barged into your room without even knocking as he stared at you in quite shock.
You stopped what you were doing as you stared back, looking at him with a huge, concerned expression on your face.
“Felix, first of all...”
“I am so so so so sorry! It’s just that the movie I watched pissed me off, and I had to rant to someone, so I thought it was a good idea to rant it out to you since you are here and doing work, so I thought, ” Felix rambles while blushing furiously as he tries not to look at where your hand is placed.
“Okay, Felix, first of all, please stop talking.” Felix immediately obeys, shutting his mouth as he just slowly blinks at you.
“2nd, you should've knocked; you never know what I'm doing.”
Felix frowns a bit as he looks to the side as he gets scolded by you.
“3rd, since you are here, I do need help.” Now that caught Felix's attention as he looked back at you, processing what you meant as he slowly turned red again.
“You want my help? I- uhh…” He stutters, causing you to just laugh at his sputtering.
“Come on, Felix, I know you want to at least touch me. Do you think I haven't noticed the way you looked at me or around my ex-lovers every time they kissed me? You bet you even wish you were them…”
“But better.”
You looked at Felix as he stared at you, licking his lips.
“Yes, maybe. If you help me, that is... Unless you can’t prove it, then that's fine. I'll find another way.”
Felix quickly shakes his head as he walks up to you, getting on his knees as he looks up at you for your permission to continue.
You nodded as you felt his hands reach through your shorts, pulling them down. He notices how wet you are from your boxers as he licks his lips one more time, his fingers teasing the lining of your dick, which causes you to shimmer in his touch.
“Come on, Felix, be a good boy for me. I’m desperate and in need of relief, you know that?” Felix blushes again at the pet name you have given him as he just nods, grabbing onto your boxers, pulling them down, and finally revealing your wet dick.
Felix gulps as he brings back his fingers and starts touching around the wet folds, then to your sensitive dick from all of the rubbings you did. You moaned slightly, biting your lip as you stared down at the man, touching and touching.
His fingers rubbed your dick up and down, giving you a handjob. As his other hand moves his hair away, he gets ready to suck you off, but it keeps on coming back to the front, irritating the poor man.
So, being the nice roommate you are, you grabbed onto his hair and pulled back for him, almost taking control of his head. He moans from the stretch of his hair as he mumbles a ‘thank you’.
You felt his head leaning in from you, holding his hair in place, reaching through your dick, giving it a few kitty licks until he finally opened his mouth wider as he sucked your dick, making you moan, finally feeling the relief you needed.
He was trying to multitask with his fingers rubbing your dick and his head giving you a good suck.
His eyes were staring up at you, moaning from the pleasure that he was giving you, and he even felt himself getting confident from his actions, as he had never had sex before or something like this, so he was happy to see you enjoying it.
Your bottom hips move as you feel the sudden urge to take control of his head, wanting him to go faster, so you do.
Firstly, you grip his hair, pulling his head back as his tongue was a bit out, staring at you confused, whimpering a bit from the loss of contact with his mouth to your dick.
You smiled as you leaned in, kissing his forehead and then his cheek, praising him for how good he was making him smile.
“Felix, do you mind letting me take control of your head?” Felix shakes his head.
“No, darling, do you ever want, please?” You smiled as you pulled his head back to your dick, feeling his mouth already back into action as you kept his head in there, moving his head around for a bit.
“Just tap my thigh when you need a breather, alright?”
His humming response vibrated through your core, making you moan slightly.
“Fuck, you're so good at this, Felix. I almost feel like you are a natural, just for me. What good you are.
He tapped your thigh for a breather. You pulled his head out to let him breathe as you noticed a bit of a wet spot on his sweatpants.
You smirked, commenting on it, teasing him. "Oh, look, you even came untouched; how cute! Just from all of my praises.
Felix looks away out of embarrassment.
“No need to be embarrassed; it’s cute, like I said. Now, let’s go back; I’m almost there.” Felix nodded as you pushed his head back in.
Felix sucked harder and faster, rubbing your dick at such a quick pace that you almost felt like you were in heaven. It was too good.
“Fuck, fuck~ Felix, I’m about to come!” You moaned as you tried to pull his head back, but he wouldn’t budge. He continued until you came.
Felix pulled back a bit, as some of the substance was on his face. He licks around as he stares at the state you are in.
You sighed, feeling your legs twitch a bit.
“Did I do good?”
You nodded as you took the tissue that was on your desk and wiped its face off.
“You did so well; I'm so proud of you. You are better than my exes.” You smiled as you gave him more kisses. “Thank you, Felix.”
“You’re welcome!”
#ftm reader#x ftm reader#male reader#x male reader#stray kids scenarios#straykids x reader#straykids x male reader#skz imagines#gay#lee felix skz#lee felix smau#skz smau#lee felix x male reader#lee felix x reader#lee yongbok#lee yongbok x reader#skz scenarios#stray kids x male reader#mr.off#skz smut#stray kids smut
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L O FUCKIN L
I need to stop going to the store for some milk and never coming back- i be lying to yall so hard im SO SORRY but yeah im actually writing something right now ummm it ain't the request but I will after this- imma eat hopefully.
Besides that, I had like 3-4 mental breakdowns because LOL imma be wearing a (forced to wear a) DRESS, imma just telling people im femboy. Imma just hope I look good, fuck it
Anyway let me lock back in. A spoiler warning is a random OC x ftm reader
let me stop making promises that I can't keep
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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Since spring break is coming, I can finally write stories for y'all ‼️ busy life as a senior 🙏🏽 trust we will get that done.
I got bunch of sht in my drafts that were requested around Jan or Feb (that's my bad, 💀 writers block, stress and lack motivation is there)
‼️I'll treat y'all
I kinda wanna rewrite some of the stories I've made that weren't requested (not the Sanji "smoking hot" and bang chan "d-riding")
I even got two requests stories even tho my request are open which is fine ‼️ request ya sht even if it's not open, I'll do it when I open the request which is coming soon.
STORY THOUGHT(S):
BangChan x FTM reader "D-RIDING" part 3
Texting stories with SKZ or other groups that I know of
FTM member reader + SKZ
GOT7 Jinyoung x FTM/MALE reader
OC x male/FTM reader
SKZ x MTF reader
Probably more gender neutral
One Piece x Male/FTM reader
Soul Eater Stein x Male/FTM reader
HXH (adults) x Male/FTM reader
Animes that I know of (Black Clover, AOT, etc I can't think)
FINALLY a TEKKEN x Male reader (IDC how less known it is)
Maybe someday do a top male reader if I feel like it 💀
#mr.off#ftm reader#male reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#bottom male reader#x bottom reader#x bottom male reader#x top male reader maybe??idk#x top male reader#top male reader#top male character
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HAPPY BIRTH
TYANK YOU AHHHWVSUSUWVEVEV
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It's my bday month
It's almost there 🐺🙏🏽 y'all should make some good Bangchan/Changbin/Sanji/OC x FTM readers as a gift
(and me working on something idk, still got a bunch of stuff and planning out the party)
#my birthday#my birth month#mr.off#ftm reader#male reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#straykids x male reader#oc x male reader#sanji x male reader
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SIR DID YOU SEE FELIX MODEL ??????????? IM SCREAMING RN
SHII I DID, HE BE LOOKING FINE ASF EVERYTIME HE MODELS/PHOTOSHOOTS ( that just reminds me of that Felix x male reader I have drafted ‼️ )
I'm just a big Bang Chan and Changbin simp Ong ‼️
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Y'all must really like D-RIDING (Bang Chan x FTM reader + Male readerish) because Every time I come here I see D-RIDING part 1 and part 2 liked the most in the notification along side with others (Sanji x FTM reader) but mostly that 💀 still have yet to have part 3 even tho its saved into my drafts.
I ain't complaining, y'all are fruity asf tho (gay on gay crime)
#ftm reader#male reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#bangchan x male reader#bang chan x male reader#bangchan x reader#straykids x male reader#yall gay#mr.off#totally not promoting it after saying all of that bullsht#gay#bangchan fanfic
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take all the time you need bro, no rush with your work ✌️
THANK YOU! ♥️
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Heyyy 💀💀 ummm
My bad y'all, I've been very busy with school! I'll lock in I promise bruh shii
I got a bunch of male readers and other gender readers in my draft and it's not getting written because writers block and life
Aha ...even tho I've been active and reading stories and liking memes and hot men (😧 That Nylon Bangchan photoshoots gave me a writers idea y'all...)
Imma lock in when I lock in
#mr.off#ftm reader#male reader#gender neutral reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#x gender neutral reader
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not a request but I just wanna say YOUR WORK IS AMAZING RAHHHHHHH
THANK YOU!
like I said, I try my best to make it perfect for y'alls male/transgender umbrella and GN readers ‼️
With a need of lack of motivation and writersblock by my side, I got y'all ♥️ +plus school stuff
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Me having the urge to make a Sergei Dragunov x Tekken Male reader
I kinda want to make a MTF reader story as well
I need to make more gender neutral stories 💀‼️I might have some save in my drafts
Kinda want to make a "x black male reader" too as a half black man myself
#ftm reader#male reader#x ftm reader#x male reader#x gn reader#x gender neutral reader#x mtf reader#mr.off#anime x male reader#kpop x male reader#anime x reader#kpop x reader#tekken x reader#tekken x male reader
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‼️⁉️🙏🏽 Gotta be the first to request you know what I'm saying
Can you make a poly relationship between the male reader (preferably FTM but whatever works), Sanji and Zoro!
It can be any scenario because I can't think (don't be angst, not trying to cry my eyes out.)
- Mr. Off
╰┈➤ ZORO & SANJI
🎀 ;; fluff,male reader (ftm),poly <3,fem dni,bad grammar,idk if it’s angst(im sorry 😭if it is),lazy at the end,ooc(like always)
🌸 ;; got not idea for an one shot
HEADCANONS,,
• The thought of dating both Zoro and Sanji was something that you didn’t expect. You never thought that’ll happen.
• when you first interact with Zoro and Sanji it wasn’t like love at first sight you were quite distant. They didn’t mind of course.
• you started to get along with Sanji,because of your cooking skills how bad/good you were at it. Then with Zoro it’s mostly because of some missions/adventure forced both of you to socialize a bit to not be awkward.
• As the months passed, you began to develop some feelings for these two people. At first you didn’t thought much of it but when you started to realize this love who was more than that of a love of friendship,you panicked.
• Sanji was huge womanizer and Zoro,well you didn’t know much. You began to deny those feelings.
• after finding out this feeling,talking to them wasn’t like before it wasn’t smooth and sweet it was hesitant.
• Sanji was the first to notice your change of attitude. He always observed you whether from far or near [kinda creepy].
• when you came in the crew he didn’t thought much of you,women was his top priorities.When you mentioned your cooking skills he wanted to see how ‘good you were.
• that’s what made you guys closer than b4. The cook started to caught some feelings for you,he didn’t want to believe it,him falling for a man ? And it took time for him to realize his feelings[you’re totally his bi awakening w Zoro🔥]
• Finally,Zoro,he realized your change of attitude when he was talking and he just turned his head around for few seconds you already disappeared.
• he didn’t know what to say he was just irritated. It also took a while for Zoro to start having feelings for you.
• You guys got closer because of a random situation you guys got yourselves into. He first impression on you was that you’re gonna be as annoying as Sanji [judging by your looks] he thought wrong.
• Zoro isn’t best with emotion and everybody know it. When he find out his crush for you well he asked Robin some help she was kind of surprised ‘cause Zoro seems like a person who wouldn’t fall in love with someone but she didn’t judge and said ‘you should confess first,[Name] isn’t the type to confess first.’
• When Sanji found out about Zoro’s crush he wasn’t happy about [ofc he wouldn’t 😒] but he decided to not fight about it.
• He chooses to share you,Zoro was surprised by that but he didn’t mind it the rivalry between them was still there.
• They both asked you out,you felt your face turning warm and you mumble your words well you accept both of them.
• The first time getting together was quite awkward none of you really dated someone.(maybe sanji)
• but you guys started to get comfortable after few months. Sanji and Zoro started to fight over you,of who could make you feel better.
• at first it was a little annoying but you get used to it.
• When you guys go on dates it’s really funny [for you specially] seeing them fight makes you laugh for some reason.
• baths. Baths with each other,well Sanji and Zoro are both male assigned At birth,you were ashamed of your chest scars and genital pars and so uncomfortable.
• They didn’t want to force you,so they waited until you were comfortable.
•but you finally decided to fight it and tell them that you’re a trans guy,well they aren’t the first person you told about your transition [it was chopper] and you knew they will not care about it and support you.
• It was in the kitchen,Sanji on Zoro were both here. "I’m trans." You blurted. Zoro was the one who was the most confused in the kitchen,but he didn’t cared about it so much he supported you and told you that a man shouldn’t be ashamed of his scars.
• Sanji was supporting you,and will be helping you the most in your dysphoric day calling some randoms manly petnames to comfort you.(he’s such a bbg <3)
#TEEHEE#zoro x male reader#sanji x male reader#one piece x male reader#one piece sanji#one piece zoro#one piece x reader
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