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Me when I am Dan Reynolds:
#dan reynolds#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#steph lauter#tgwdlm#wiggly#joey richter#lauren lopez#I am Dan Reynolds#hatchetfield#hatchet town#will branner#max jagerman#jon matteson#jeff blim#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#black friday#the lords in black#grace chasity#dan and Donna#starkid npmd
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the thing about the hatchetfield characters is that professor hidgens is always one bad day away from becoming a murderer and grace chasity is always one good day away from becoming a murderer
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zahra every time she has to interact with alex
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*playing twister*
Minho: Right hand red.
Newt: *ends up on top of Thomas *
Thomas: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Minho: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Every time I see a merthur fic with the tags (Jealous Arthur) and (Gwaine being Gwaine) I know shits about to be good
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Merlin: look how drunk you are
Gwaine: I am not drunk
Merlin: yes you are
Gwaine: I am not fucking drunk
Merlin: can you tell the time?
Gwaine: yes…*points to clock* I am not fucking drunk
#merthur#incorrect merlin quotes#merlin#bbc merlin#gwaine#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#sir gwaine#eoin macken#colin morgan#vines
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Arthur: Alright, for archery drill today, I'm just going to walk out onto the range, you all take shots as you see them.
Leon: ...what did you do?
Arthur: Merlin told me he loved me, and I said, "that sounds like a you problem."
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Merlin: Bitches be like "I'm fine" when they have three cracked ribs and a dislocated shoulder.
Merlin: Same bitches also be acting like they're about to die from a papercut.
Merlin: Anyway, it's Arthur, he's bitches.
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Max: Daniel! Have you no dignity?
Daniel: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Charles, throwing his head into Pierre's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Pierre, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Merlin: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH MORGANA YESTERDAY
Mordred: ME-MERLIN ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Merlin: I WONT HESITATE BITCH
#merthur#merlin#mordred#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#incorrect merlin quotes#arthur pendragon#vines#incorrect quotes#Morgana#morgana pendragon
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Merlin: *pulls curtain back while Arthur is in the shower*
Merlin: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of cereal?
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I want to drown myself in the lake….I AM SOBBING. YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE CONSTANTLY CHECKING THE CHAPTERS ON A FIC. WELL I JUST CHECKED AND THERE IS ONLY THE EPILOGUE TO GO….
WHAT DO I DO NOW??! YOU EXPECT ME TO CARRY ON WITH LIFE???!!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE IS OVER?! WHY?!
r.i.p
My mental stability
2005-2023
Me rn:
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Max & Daniel:*Playing video games*
Sergio: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Max: *silence*
Daniel: *silence*
Sergio, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Max & Daniel in shame: Yeah...
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Pierre: What's two plus two?
Esteban: Math.
Pierre: ...I will accept that answer.
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Max: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Charles: ...We're on the ground floor.
Max: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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