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Lily Orchardā€™s Steven universe video was filled with examples of her not understanding the show. She just doesnā€™t understand shows with mixed serialized and episodic arcs.
She dismisses so much of the show as filler despite the fact that many of the ā€œfillerā€ episodes she lists are integral to characters development and arcs.
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"I'm not (media illiterate)."
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Lily, you are one of THE MOST media illiterate people on the face of the earth! You decided Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur was "automatically garbage" because you heard it was going to be serialized; You dismissed Amphibia as "irredeemable trash, sight unseen" because you heard it had a story and fell for some stupid nontroversy regarding a crew member's fanart; You sided with Disney suits when they cancelled The Owl House for being "too dark and scary for kids" to appease some moral guardians and watchdogs (who may've not even existed)! You want to control what kids watch, you want all of animation to be nothing but toothless, slice-of-life romantic comedies with no action, stakes or soul. Just like your crappy coffee shop AUs.
Not to mention whenever any piece of media contains disturbing and/or problematic moments, you automatically believe it equals "endorsement" and to you, we're all impressionable babies who can't tell fact from fiction and need to be "protected for our good." You just want censor and police fiction to satisfy your own holier-than-thou self-indulgence. Helen Lovejoy much?
"I didn't (accuse Rebecca Sugar of being a sex fiend)."
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Hermana, WE HAVE RECEIPTS!
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You and your simps decided that a sweet, wholesome picture of Steven wearing his mother's hand-me-downs is somehow Rebecca Sugar's way of "sexualizing him." Even more, in your awful Rebecca Sugar Must Die video, you accused Sugar of sexualizing the character of Stevonnie and that through fusion, Sugar made Seven and Connie "have sex". For this you constantly attacked Sugar as a "creep", "pervert", "disease", "fascist sympathizer", trying your hardest to convince everyone that Sugar is some Neo-Nazi pedophile.
No, Lily! Rebecca sugar is not-and never has been-a Neo-Nazi pedophile! She didn't sexualize Steven! She didn't sexualize Stevonnie! But most of all, fusion was never a metaphor for sex!
The only ones sexualizing Steven, Connie and Stevonnie are YOU and your simps!
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emberisk Ā· 1 year
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Keyan Carlile sharing his Dms with Quinton Reviews in the newest Wizards video was just...such an unexpected thing for me and I donā€™t know why. Of course the two guys who made obnoxiously long video essays about decade old childrenā€™s sitcoms would talk to each other about their obnoxiously long video essays about decades old children sitcoms
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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hey babe youā€™re so sexy do you wanna come over and watch all 30 hours, 47 minutes, and 32 seconds of quinton reviews nickelodeon sitcom universe video essay series
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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Omg I canā€™t wait til she covers Sophia the First. I hope that video ends up being long. I need that
Can the trend of stupid long video essays about children shows of questionable quality never end please? I need them
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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I have watched >26 hrs worth of videos about icarly/victorious/Sam and cat made by one man and all I can truthfully say I have benefitted is I understand this image
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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Itā€™s a tie between Cj the xā€™s cat valentine video or Contrapoints Cringe. Iā€™ll rewatch those every day. I love them
Are you neurotypical or do you have a Comfort Video Essay?
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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I think for me itā€™s satisfying to finally hear someone talk about things I remember noticing as a kid but couldnā€™t talk about because my friends didnā€™t watch Nickelodeon and Disney sitcoms.
Can the trend of stupid long video essays about children shows of questionable quality never end please? I need them
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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Most of its not dissing. Itā€™s review and analysis. Thatā€™s fun! Of the videos Iā€™ve seen most of them seem to look at the shows in a pretty positive light. (Especially the ones by Keyan Carlile) Thereā€™s critique but thatā€™s to be expected. Childrenā€™s sitcoms tend to have plenty to criticize.
Can the trend of stupid long video essays about children shows of questionable quality never end please? I need them
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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possibly controversial but i think it needs to be said: tim burton is butch hartman for goths
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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I swear Laura Post voices all the best purple haired and outfitted girls. Sheā€™s my favorite voice actress
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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Can the trend of stupid long video essays about children shows of questionable quality never end please? I need them
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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"queer spaces are for everyone but cis men! safe spaces include everyone but cis men!"
okay
that will require stealth trans men to out themselves in order to receive help
that will require closeted trans women to out themselves in order to receive help
that will require nonbinary people who don't ""look nonbinary"" because they look too masculine to out themselves in order to receive help
it will also alienate transfems & trans people who were AMAB who haven't realized they're trans yet from spaces that could provide them a safe place to explore gender & sexuality and be introduced to the idea of being trans
trans people are eventually going to get uncomfortable with your hatred for cis men, because people who were AMAB are gonna wonder if you secretly hate them for being "actually men" and trans mascs are gonna wonder if you hate them for being men at all
people attracted to cis men are going to feel uncomfortable when they try and bring up their love for men including cis men or bring their cis boyfriends/partners/friends to your spaces
there are cis queer men & queer men who blur the lines between cis and trans and they have just as much a right to queer spaces as you do
^ intersex men also exist including intersex cis men
there is never going to be a group of people who it is alright to blindly hate just because of circumstances of their birth or identity and every time you try you are going to end up hurting people. embrace compassion and nuance
edit: to be clear, "cis queer men" includes gay cis men, bi cis men, aro & ace cis men, etc. etc. & cis queer men who are verifiably cis are still very much queer
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emberisk Ā· 2 years
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Chemistry so obvious that even her children she only sees on sidequests are like ā€˜cā€™mon maā€™
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