Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

My friend died of prostate cancer in his early 40s and the doctors attribute it to his father's exposure to Agent Orange during Vietnam. Now his sons will have to be checked early as we begin to see the next generation.

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

A decade of Ed Balls.

Touching grass is not enough I need to destroy this golf course

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints