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edathetublady · 1 day
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I think about licking eyeballs a lot.
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edathetublady · 1 day
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"Would you like me to butter your crumpet?"
Guide to British sex:
“Oh dear heavens my jolly wanker is plunging into your tiddlewinkets!”
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edathetublady · 1 day
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What's your favourite musical that nobody knows?
(I want to see people get angry at each other for their classification of not well known musicals)
Anyway mine at the moment is Hamilton.
(Kidding it's lucky stiff - cannot recommend enough)
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edathetublady · 1 month
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How to be happy?
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Did I do it?
Hang on I'm sure I'm closer...
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Okkkkkk were probably getting somewhere
Just lemme
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Whoops I broke it again 🤪
Silly me 🙃
Guess I'll never find happiness 🤷‍♂️
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edathetublady · 1 month
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Not sure what fandom this refers to but EVERYONE has the right to nerd out about whatever they want
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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edathetublady · 1 month
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You are endorsed by the almighty Regis Philbin (me)
reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt
im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)
im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter
im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him
i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)
i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo
i have more pronouns (he/they as opposed to just he/him)
he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?
im very active on the tumb
vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:
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edathetublady · 1 month
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Omg it's me (Regigigas)
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I looked at too many competitive pokemon meme
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Hey guys I just saw this really underground musical called Wicked
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Anyway 10/10 highly recommended
More people should talk about this
Also why did the green bisexual leave her lesbian girlfriend for a scarecrow?
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Yeah this pretty much represents me...
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reblog if your url represents who you really are 
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Can I hear a wahoo?
She bingle bongle on my dingle dangle til I yickety doo yickety da ping pong lippy tappy too ta
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Nevertheless I still see this as Crowley song:
1 - cigarettes does not feel Aziraphale
2 - loves wine and loves to let them (aziraphale) eat cake in front of him
3 - the sound of the song feels more Crowley because the song gives black and red vibes
4 - basically one of the first recorded thoughts of Crowley in the book is wondering who Moet and Chandon are
^ I really don't care what other people think you do you this is just an explanation of why I see it as Crowley song.
Unpopular opinion but Killer Queen is Aziraphale’s song, not Crowley’s. Just take one quick look at the lyrics and it becomes fairly obvious who the song belongs to.
The intro alone is so Aziraphale coded
“She keeps her Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake, " she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline”
or
“Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice”
OR
“Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?”
OR!!!
“Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise”
I rest my case.
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edathetublady · 2 months
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I just vaguely asked someone put by sending them an instagram post that says "Are you a banana? Because I find you ap-pealing"
Tune in tomorrow to see if I get rejected and/or chicken out and pretend it's a joke 😎🫡
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edathetublady · 2 months
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If you ever hear a faint tinkling bell sound coming from off in the distance, it’s just a newly minted Good Omens viewer who has found themself on tumblr. Welcome them. Embrace them. Destroy their soul with ineffable trauma content. Give them a forehead kiss.
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edathetublady · 2 months
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It Was Me
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I was the first person to find Jameela Jamil on Infinite Craft (am very proud of myself thank you)
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Oh this is giving me serotonin
Yes yes the happy chemical like this one
Someone be the Tate to my Tennant please
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edathetublady · 2 months
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Magestic, immeasurable, Derek 👍
The grand trifecta of heaven/hell shows with queer rep:
- The Good Place
- Good Omens
- Hazbin Hotel
Someone really needs to make a Venn diagram of these 3 shows and their fanbases
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edathetublady · 2 months
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The grand trifecta of heaven/hell shows with queer rep:
- The Good Place
- Good Omens
- Hazbin Hotel
Someone really needs to make a Venn diagram of these 3 shows and their fanbases
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