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Theatre kid and animation nut. A little too obsessed with the Beatles and Queen. Way too obsessed with David Tennant
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cillian murphy: Is an golden globe winning incredible actor who gave one of the most mind blowing performances of the year
also cillian murphy: is incapable of hiding the fact that in interviews he would rather be anywhere else but there
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...Creating a bomb that might destroy the entire world
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doctor who but i've never watched it
and so it begins again. the people asked for it. the people got it. i will ensure the people regret it.
i have never watched this show, or seen an edit, but i am a thorough researcher and i feel that i've got the essence of it.
this is what i have gathered. academicians worldwide take note.
Firstly, so I don't anger anyone, I accept and acknowledge that the tardis is blue and not yellow. My misinformation was from a Drarry fanfiction, and I had hitherto regarded Drarry fanfiction as the absolute truth.
There are doctors, and there are at least fifteen of them. At least two of them are David Tennant, which I can respect.
I'm not sure why the doctors are doctors, because I can find no trace of any medical procedure except for one doctor who licks things, which he learned from the previous doctor. If this is sufficient reason, I apologise for doubting their credentials.
On the other hand, if they are doctors thanks to a postdoctoral degree, this is also fine, though I have never seen anyone study anything. There is however a doctor, and there were people upset about her, but the fandom pointed out she set the tardis on fire, which is apparently a very doctor thing to do. Setting things on fire is absolutely something any research scholar would love, so again, apologies for doubting their credentials.
At least one doctor is gay. It is probably one of the David doctors, which checks out. He says someone, I think a dentist, is hot. I envy the maybe-dentist.
A t least one doctor is trans. I was unable to find them. But they exist. Oh yes, the fandom assures me they exist.
David Tennant as well as Ncuti Gatwa were fanboys, first of the show, and second of David Tennant, and thus they got into acting. Just a fun tidbit from me, since I am now the authority on this fandom.
There are time machines with which the doctors have sex by piloting them, which is questionable because the time machines are only partially sentient. I am not sure if the time machines are the tardis. But the tardis is blue, and not yellow, of that I am certain.
There was a stage play. Or maybe that was a metaphor for the production budget of the early seasons. I am not sure, but toddler David Tennant watched it. I assume no one took a 3 year old to a stage play, so through scientific deduction, it must have been a metaphor.
At some point, Death is an agony aunt and they have to spill secrets to it, or drown in a lake of human skulls. Who is this they? It's so obvious that the fandom sees no need to explain it, and neither do I. I do know it though. Of that you may remain certain.
A David doctor has a niece and she likes being his niece.
A David doctor has a best friend named Donna. He kisses her head. She supports his fruitiness. It is wholesome. It killed him when he lost her.
Slight tangent, but younger David doctor looks like Andrew Garfield. Current David in photos does give Ben Barnes energy. Any Wolfstar shippers, I believe you've found the Wolfstar kid. It is David Tennant.
A lot of people are David Tennant. A reliable Pinterest post on Doctor Who, clearly well researched, gave me the statistic that 15% of Doctor Who is David Tennant. From the amount of David Tennant that I ran across in my research, I don't understand it but I don't doubt it, either.
Speaking of Andrew Garfield, he in involved in this somehow. I am not sure how, but you cannot escape Andrew Garfield. He is even a part of fandoms he never acted in.
There is an individual named Catherine, I think she is the actress, but she could be a character. She seems to have much less knowledge about Doctor Who lore than I do. David Tennant finds it funny. Maybe he would find me funny, too.
The doctors installed some things in the tardis, from a wheelchair ramp to a jukebox. I don't know why a jukebox was needed. If I'm honest I don't know what a jukebox is. I don't know what the tardis is. But it is blue, and not yellow.
There is a French catchphrase.
Something happens in Wales. I don't know what it is, but something always seems to be happening in Wales in these fandoms, so I don't doubt it.
There is an old Doctor Who in a wheelchair, and he is happy to see a David doctor.
They go around in space, and do things. Who is this they? You and I both know the answer, so we needn't talk about it.
The show intro is "doo wee doo".
There is an alien who is not a mouse, the alien is The Meep, and uses the definite article as pronouns. David doctor is supportive of this, which is very good.
I found baby Yoda in the show, but apparently they call it a 'goblin' there, and someone doesn't like it.
There is a lot to do with time. There is a time hole, and things happen, and people die and are resurrected. There is danger, but it is fun.
They have CGI, and it is not good, which is the best thing about it. Who is they? Please stop asking me. It is rather obvious and something I definitely know.
Someone's boyfriend dies and the boyfriend is then resurrected but then gets lost with his boyfriend but then is reincarnated as a girl who would still call herself the someone's boyfriend but then she is replaced by the boyfriend but he's different now. I apologise for any errors that have crept it, but the tardis is blue and not yellow.
Someone named Martha is a doctor, and someone is very proud of her for it.
The eleventh and twelfth doctors like bow ties.
David Tennant wants to be ginger. David Tennant always gets what he wants. Who can refuse David Tennant? David Tennant is then ginger.
A David doctor gets a happy ending.
Someone yelled at Neil Gaiman about this. It was a mistake. He said that since it had already been done, he wouldn't want to give David's character a happy ending in S3, that would be a trifle unoriginal.
A lesson to be learned, Good Omens fandom, just a bit of advice from your son, do not yell at Neil Gaiman, it does not go well. Rumour has it he murdered the people who complained about him always wearing black. Of course, there is the fact that he doesn't exist, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.
The doctors manifest in the previous doctor's clothes, which is apparently so last season. The tardis also manifests. I don't know where, or how. But it is blue, and not yellow.
I know, there was a lot of lore, so many of you thought I wouldn't be able to gather it all. But look how much research I did! I've got it better than maybe-actress-maybe-character Catherine, I'm sure :"]
Anyway, all the major plot points are covered above, so anyone who hasn't watched Doctor Who, feel free to refer to this and impress your Whovian friends with your knowledge! [not to be judgemental, but what a dreadfully Dr Seuss name, I rather like it]
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me reading a straight teen romance book: Huh, I'm not as into love as I used to be. I guess romance isn't my thing anymore
reads a book about a middle aged gay couple: NEVER MIND! GAH THEY'RE SO CUTE JUST KISS ALREADY
#no hate against straight teen romance novels#but old gay romance just hits harder#good omens#the house in the cerulean sea
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arthur from the house in the cerulean sea and aziraphale from good omens. same character different font. do we see the vision.
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stopppp this will be so bad i just know it. or well maybe it won’t be and it’ll be the greatest beatle biopic yet bc let’s face it it’s a low bar
#really embarrassed by the fact that I'm really excited for this#I'm kinda obsessed with both these fandoms#but OH MY GOD none of the actors portraying the beatles look like who they're actually portraying#this is gonna be so bad I'm crying of joy#at least it'll be better than freaking nowhere boy
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david tennant is the perfect person for any gender you want. You want a gorgeous woman? You want a middle aged dad? You want a young twink? You want a genderless ethereal being? He plays all of the above and everything in between. There is always more gender to envy with david tennant.
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reading the house in the cerulean sea. It's currently filling the hole of 'dilfs falling in love' in my heart while I wait for season 3 of good omens.
#ok but it's actually such a good book I'm obsessed#the house in the cerulean sea#tj klune#good omens#ineffable husbands#david tennant#michael sheen
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Finished inking my first Crowley drawing! Hopefully will get to coloring tonight
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Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.
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I want Neil Gaiman to do a series adaptation of The Chronicles of Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones and cast David Tennant as Chrestomanci
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Do you ever have conversations with people about death or religion or smth and suddenly say the deepest philosopher crap and think, 'I'm never gonna gonna be able to say anything like that again'
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My friend recently said that it's crazy and abnormal to be in love with an actor twice your age (+married) and/or with fictional characters twice your age. So... Guys, could you reblog this so he'll see that even if it is crazy, it's like a very common (and beautiful) thing?
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thank you doctor who for making me traumatized by yet another perfectly regular thing. I won't be able to practice c major arpeggios without the giggle echoing in my brain
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My taste in women: Short haired, glasses, has niche interests, shy
My taste in men: literally just David Tennant
#david tennant#bisexual#wlw#good omens#broadchurch#doctor who#ducktales#hamlet#much ado about nothing
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the most consistent part of the tumblr experience is that you will either be subjected to david tennant or obsessed with david tennant but either way he will be here
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