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havign recovered frommy death. Igo uip on homestuck stage once more. thgy all lookst me. judging. expectufl. some may even be hopeful that the bloodbath will not repeat. i nervously tap the mic. i sigh. i say that dirkuu slash calidirk slash whatever the kids calling it these days is objectively the best and the funniest in the world. Those who had hope for me turn sad eyes to the floor just seconds before I'm shot through the chest over a thousand times simultaneously by at least 50 guns. I run off the stage, sobbing and crying. Dying. As i die i turn to the sky. On my back in the desert. Down comes an angel. But its not an angel. Or maybe it is. Its dirk and caliborn homestuck. hand in (unloveable) hand. as i passaway they tell me that i was right. that i am the sole bearer of the truth and now i am jesus because ofmy hard work. God bless americsa for giving me a chanceto tellt his tale. god bles.s. Read to the tune of door by mitski methinks

you should write poetry or perhaps a book. i stand next to you on the stage and after you get shot dead i point and turn in a circle screaming "IMPOSTER IMPOSTER!! YOU VENTED" and am promptly stoned to deal and i find you in whatever comes after. sweet sweet darling....

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HELLO KAITLIN my very first mutual!!!! thank you for the tag!!

artist: mitski since i don't think i can beat those dtg themed answers :D

gender: your best american girl

how you feel: happy

if you could go anywhere, where: brand new city

fav mode of transportation: cop car

if my life were a tv show: working for the knife

relationship status: i want you

your fear: heat lightning (??)

tagging @spotedanddotted @eviltoxicmosssauce @dizzeners @cest--la--vee @quillinhand and anyone who sees this!!

tagged by my beloveds @blakbonnet @gentlebeard and @snake-snack-stede 💛✨ sharing music is a love language and i adore you all for tagging me!

Using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people.

artist: daisy the great!!!!!! who else!!!!!!

gender: i'm just another person oh god

how you feel: i'm fine

if you could go anywhere, where: woods

fav mode of transportation: time machine

if my life were a tv show: famous

relationship status: take my time

your fear: i don't wanna fall

i linked all the songs to entice more people to listen to this band because my goodness. i adore them 🥰

tagging!!!!: @edsbacktattoo @edsearring @saltpepperbeard @kirkaut @dizzythegreat @stedebonnets @wearfinethingsalltoowell @bizarrelittlemew @andromedism @jespermybeloved @sherlockig @radioactivelight @bewitchingjediandavengingnarnia

and if you've done this already then pretend you didn't see this mwah 😘

which american healthcare do you like the most? glitzy or piano/traditional/whatever ?

oooggg they're both so good but glitzy always gets me. the part where it goes "i did not become a doctor just to suck the devil's DICK" AND THEN IT DROPS INTO THE MELODY UGHHH SO FUCKING GOOD

what about you :D

i go uip ons tage., I say eridan ampora didn't do anything unjustified. Not only does the audience boo me but they start throwing sharp and blunt objects at me as I cry and run off stage with my arm over my face while saying things such as YEEEOUCHH that SMARTS! Oh great HEAVENS that HURT! Before I can escape toshelter I get shot through the back with a half life turret 270 times in a matter of seocnds. andtirght there in the second row. aiming his half life turret atme. is Andrew hussie hismelf. they ahteto see a girl who knwosthe truth. I drop dead where Istand and they eat the body like hungry fish

i rush on stage and yell STOP YOU'RE HURTING THEM!!! THIS ISN'T WHO YOU ARE.... PLEASE!! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO KINDNESS IN AMERICA (we arein south of france) then i feast on your body as well

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007

YESSSS OMG i've watched the my kink is karma music video 4 times in the last 2 days not even kidding. it's so fucking GOOOOD UGHHH

horny queer pop for the win

naked in manhattan by chappell roan GODDDDDD

"touch me baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, TOUCH ME)" is so fucking shameless and poppy i love her

naked in manhattan by chappell roan GODDDDDD

"touch me baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, TOUCH ME)" is so fucking shameless and poppy i love her

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

thanks for the tag!!!

no pressure @spotedanddotted @eviltoxicmosssauce @jadeharley-fan @grapegirl77

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

you like to talk about the future as if it's real and when you tell me that you love me i can almost feel it but the wires won't connect, your blood has been rejected and it doesn't even matter if i make it through the night because another fucking summer's gonna take my fucking life

and i would rather die and let me make it clear it's nobody's fault, but i think we all know that i won't make it to montreal

I get him

i have made a Fatal Mistake . And read vast error . Imgoing to cry and throw up over this for Weeks

The . Thethorn crown andthe . And . And Seinru And . And . Oghfhhhhhhh

woagh the art is really good what the fuck

it's all goign to be OKay we will frolic in a meadow when this is all over. i primise.

In the stripped club. Straight up jorking ''it''. And by it, heh, well. Let's just say. Your tight virgin soul. has never taken any damage when you're finished getting nailed it snaps right back into place you love all of your buddies you don't need to get to know them you just figure if they knew you they would love you anyway god holy mother god woah oh god love me like a fawn what went so long god holy mother god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Yay!!! :3 you're the holy mother god and I aspire to your goodness but the only thing I have inside to offer is a pit I suffer just to moan I scratch my itches to the bone I keep confessing till I hit the spot from which the guilt emits I'm only as divine as dirt no more human then peace on earth before I was a woman I was crazy first give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god you love me like a fawn what went so wrong ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey do your worst ill bet your tight virgin mind is working just like its supposed to it holds onto good ideas and it lets the evil fade well my eyes look like dog eyes in a picture that was taken late at night with the flash on by a child in seventh grade and youre sitting there on photo booth youre angling the camera to prove to god and everyone that you can be a girl and I'm scarfing down a carcass entrails paint the bedroom walls and I am stuffing down the blood and I wont stop until I hurl I'm only as divine as dirt no more human then peace on earth before I was a woman I was crazy first Do your worst ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey give me your worst ill be your sin eater ill let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me Theres nobody like me so I Know that you need me give me your worst god god holy mother god blueprint and facade god love me like a fawn what went so wrong god holy mother god god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Lock In. FREAK MODE ACTIVATED soif your natural state is guilt you think youre living for relief say youre sorry say you love it say youre evil underneath when you rip open the stitches you'll discover only mammal flesh And Then you have to justify why you think youre a beast so spill all your toxic sin into my shallow doggy food bowl and ill stuff my face down into it and gobble every bite my sticky mind will fidget with the evil doggy kibble and my gummy soul will swell with any tragedy I find Im only as divine as dirt No more human then peace on earth Before I was a woman I was crazy first Give Me Your Worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god you love me like a fawn What The Fuck Went Wrong ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey give me your worst ill be your sin eater ill let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's nobody like mes o I know that you needme giveme your worst Sin Eater ill let yousee me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's Nobody like me so I know that you need me give me your worst god holy mother god woahghh oh god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Yay!

What the Fuck is he wearing actually

homophobe that's his gaypants