if I was a drag Queen my name would be Miss (Felicity) Fortune and i would be a femme fatale from a 1940s film noir and id dress up and do my makeup to look like I’m from a black and white movie I’m talking grey skin grey hair the whole thing and I’d obviously be super loungy and like a cat and have a cigarette on one of those long cigarette holders and then whenever I was asked something I didn’t want to answer or in a situation that was maybe a little not favorable towards me I’d die. Id get shot off camera or take a cyanide pill or take a sip of my water and be like “…..it’s poisoned!” And start coughing and vomiting blood before dying sexily spread out. Also I’d make lots of fourth wall breaks eluding to my own deaths both past and future the only problem is if one of the other drag queens was even vaguely bitchy to me I’d start crying and break character because I’m too sensitive

That dick matters, the way I’m taking it into my own hands

and I still got sunburnt

People in groups don’t do those party tricks that their dad or some old guy at a bus stop showed them anymore. Now it’s just lemme show you this video of a tweet from 4 years ago and repeat TikTok sounds like parrots

A closer look at rainbow dash because I love how much she turned out

Drew the mane 6. I feel like fluttershy and pinkie don’t fit in so I might redo them

I did this last year too

Yesterday I feel like I missed out on the right dialogue option to start a side quest. I was sitting on campus, and a group of people walk by and one of them shouted “ay I like your shoes!” (I was just wearing green converse hightops) and then as they walked by I noticed they were all wearing the exact style of converse but in different bright colors. I wish I had said more

Does anyone have that one ms paint pic of the guy sitting with huge eyelashes? It looks like this but has more intense energy

My sister is not happy with her Spotify wrapped

scavengers reign will show something like a guy with alien bugs hatching out of his eyeballs then cut to credits with music that sounds like it’s from animal crossing or some shit

Sometimes I think about leaking scenes from the show I worked on and wonder if anyone would actually notice till years after it comes out because I have so few interactions on here

Sneaking in Polly Pocket clothes to munch on while watching Barbie 2023

The only person I trust, despite them referring exclusively as women to females, is my boss. He’s 60 something, dedicated his life to studying natural history and nature and just collects so. much. stuff. While going thru his rock collection he casually mentioned it was worth 10 mil and that he’d collected most of it himself. This man is the most humble guy I’ve met and he’s helped more museums than I could ever begin to imagine visiting. Anyway he calls women females but he also calls guys males and I think that’s just what happens when you spend more time with taxidermy than you do humans

asked my 12 year old sister what her thoughts on tears of the kingdom were so far since she was watching me play Her: he got no nips

Me: he’s missing a whole arm but you want to know about his lack of nipples?

Her: you asked for my first thoughts. That’s what I thought first

Her: he has a new arm. Idk why they couldn’t bother giving him new nippes

Me: so you want him to have neon green glowing nipples to match the arm

Her: well nOw I do

I personally feel like it’s option 4