One thing about me and my mutuals is we will be on a spectrum autistic?, aromantic?, asexual?, gender?, you name it were on it you’ll find me on every goddam spectrum

"stop playing hard to get" i'm literally aromantic

DAN YOU CANT JUST SAY 'MAYBE THEIR LOVE LANGUAGE IS HORRIBLE BANTER' AND THEN SPECIFICALLY LOOK AT PHIL LIKE THIS

"maybe their love language is horrible banter"

very subtle Daniel

SHUT UUUUPPPPPPPP

personal attack

i can’t contain myself dan really can’t let phil be sad for a second. he took the mixer from phil when phil wasn’t getting it right and did it for him, he immediately got up to empty phil’s glass when he forgot to add the grenadine, he brought phil a new glass after phil lamented that his drink looked like soup and even directed phil on getting the proportions right??? the spirit of competition is lost on this love-blinded man

this mf was writing buffy yaoi fanfiction

Oh ofc he wrote gay buffy fic. Fork found in kitchen or whatever the kids say these days

You stupid bitch, who I hate <3

when he won’t stop yapping

i just love them yknow

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

do you think their periods ever synced up

the thing i don't understand about the watcher situation is people saying that artists need to be paid for their work , which is generally true BUT let's just not pretend that they haven't made more money that i will probably ever seen in my life

no no go ahead whack him off it's fine

aromantic dread is when you think someone is flirting with you and you just get the ick and you don't know how to turn them down