cryinglookingatsoulages
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clenching my jaw every single day since i was eight
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declan lynch is the type of guy you put in your pocket.
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ideal careers for barty crouch jr besides being a domestic terrorist:
line cook
heretic
slutty eurotrash dj
eccentric, dexterous 1890s safecracker enlisted in a high-stakes heist to steal the queen’s diamonds
the guy that people mean when they say “i know a guy” in mafia movies
STUNT MAN
2000s pop-punk emo band frontman with pictures of his crotch on myspace
manipulative high society victorian-era celebrity hypnotist famous for “causing” somnambulism at his “shows”
electrician (thanks lune)
engineer, but specifically the one behind the infrastructure used in risky motorcycle stunts
slutty eurotrash club promoter
the sound-effects foley guy for b-roll action movies who is always walking around w/ headphones and holding one of those skinny boom mics
house husband
ideal careers for regulus black besides being a failed domestic terrorist:
the sullen, withholding renaissance-era muse of a tortured artist, posing in place of the angels, his enigmatic yet eerily beautiful portrait immortalized forever on the ceiling of a cathedral
critic of any kind (professional hater)
surgeon at a hospital for stuffed animals
a broken man, unfixable. a fool, hated by all, exploited till death. only in this way will he be redeemed
cunty benedictine monk
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love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university
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Jesper: How did you become my favourite person? My defences were up??
Wylan: I listened to you yap
Jesper: Son of a bitch!
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if reg was a painter he’d be an impressionist. barty would be either a surrealist or dadaist and evan would be into abstract and pollock type shit because he often struggles to put his emotions into words and the sheer emotion behind abstract art will make him want to scream.
#regulus would hyperfixate on sunrays#sunrays would be to him what water lilies were to monet im just saying#regulus black#jegulus#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#slytherin
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boy i love declan. i think he’s great. i want to brush his hair like a barbie. write 𝒹ℯ𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓃 𝓁𝓎𝓃𝒸𝒽 in cursive font on all of his school notebooks. tuck him into bed. put him in an aquarium with a sun lamp like a lizard. moisturize his face. do his nails. he’s my little girlboymanwoman best friend. i love him
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sketchy declan 🖤
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gansey was just a guy *throws book* with a lot of stuff and a hole inside him that chewed away more of his heart every year *smashes things* they were always walking away from him *punches wall* but he never seemed to be able to walk away from them *screams*
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i think it’s so funny that immediately upon leaving henrietta adam just collected as many queer people as he possibly could and then lied to them about his entire life like god he is so real
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thank you thank you 😭🤍🤍🤍
you guys have to read this bartylus circus au by @cryinglookingatsoulages !
it was such a fun read and also had me on my toes about everything (and how fucking smart regulus is)
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jesper: "i'll be like, 'no, i don't think i follow bisexual stereotypes very much' and then show up to the function wearing three different shades of plaid."
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kazimir and his 🤨🤨🤨🐐 is everything to me tbh
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AU where the lynch brothers instead have a much longer and more difficult-to-pronounce gaelic surname. ronan gets pissy at everyone who mispronounces it & declan is deeply suspicious of everyone capable of pronouncing it. matthew has been pronouncing it wrong for years but neither ronan nor declan has the heart to correct him
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