if a boy dies in the woods and no one's around to see, does he die?

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PHEW just in time!!! so sorry about my lateness I'm the busiest I've been in months so i had to get this together rather quickly. this is for @dykes4timrand for the @jrwi-art-exchange, i really hope you like it! dives into the algae and doesnt come back up

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

Abandoned Motel 2018 (from my shitty little digital camera)

I had one more Furby idea to "get out of my system" for the moment.

My pair of gloves recently got kinda wrecked and unwearable in the wash, so I repurposed them as an octopus-like Furby. It's an idea I've had for a while, but avoided due to complicated leg design, but the glove fingers worked as legs perfectly, and so much easier!

Not quite an octopus, but more of a decapus with ten legs.

Here's .·₊˚₊·*☆ Decapod ☆*·₊˚₊·. A straight-forward name that means ten-legged, but I thought it sounded cool :]

*stares at you ominously from the walmart ceiling*

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

I miss my wife . I also really wanted to draw him scarred up

Sylnan vengolor you will always be famous to me

Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

I literally spit water all over my screen.

My first submission to Xerox Candy Bar has officially been published!! I'm so excited to share the Monsters & Cryptids edition with everyone on distribution day :]

Thank you so much to everyone at XCB! Y'all are amazing and i'm so interested to see what comes next 👀

My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

You are a werewolf and everyone in the village knows. When its nearing the full moon they all help you baricade yourself in your home since you are the only wheat farmer in town. Everything was fine until some self righteous lord takes over and demands not only your land but your home as well.

Come Check This Out!

I’m really touched by all the love for HEY THERE, LONELY DRIVER. I hope you’ll all love Controlled Burn, which is like Hey There, Lonely Driver - except it’s 250 pages long and published via random house graphics.

Don’t Mind Ranger Ferris

Someone replaced random objects in the rangers shack with elaborately decorated and highly realistic pieces of cake or chocolate and as a result Ranger Ferris has taken to biting objects after picking them up “just to be safe”.