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The MCYT Quote Book
Actual quotes from the minecraft youtubers. Mainly SBI+friendsTHIS IS A CORRECT QUOTES BLOG! no incorrect quotes, these are all correct quotes
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tommy: i’m sorry.
tubbo: … nice.
tommy: so we’re friends again!
tubbo: … sure.
tommy: please take off your trouser.
tubbo: … no.
#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#tubbo#clingy duo#clingyduo#toby#toby smith#tom simons
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PLEASE READ - APOLOGY
in recent months i have outgrown my mcyt phase, however i still loved the youtubers and watching compilations and old videos and would occasionally post any funny quotes i came across
because i outgrew my mcyt phase a bit it meant i was no longer on mcyt tumblr and social media anymore. unfortunately this led to me not knowing about everything that happened until after i posted my most recent post.
i would like to apologise for posting this after everything that happened, i of course support shelby in all of this and i apologise for not knowing what was going on sooner.
i will probably be taking a step back from this blog now as honestly unfortunately i am running out of people to post about because they all keep turning out to be fuckheads of some sort.
i might occasionally come back to post a tommy quote but i built this blog on sbi and dteam so i don't really know where to go from here
hope you're all doing okay, and here's your reminder it's okay to be disappointed and sad and angry even though we're only fans of these people on screens. these youtubers helped a lot of us through hard times and it's completely reasonable to have feelings about everything going on. sending love and my inbox is always open
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wilbur, auto tuned: 🎶i have a question for youuuu🎶
phil: shoot.
wilbur: 🎶philza, why do-
chat: *wilbur soot fell from a high place*
wilbur: 🎶… fuck.🎶
phil: ……
wilbur: 🎶philza, why do, like, 25 of my bones require upkeep?🎶
phil: uh-
wilbur: 🎶all my mouth stonesss, are pretty high maintenance! but you don’t see meeee, brushing a femur🎶
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#minecraft youtube#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#wilbur#wilbur soot#philza#philza minecraft#sleepy bois#sleepy bois inc#sbi
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tommy: they say litterings bad for the environment? well guess who doesn’t even care! *throws can on ground*
jack:
tommy:
jack: pick it up!
tommy: okay-
#this does not do it justice#jacks face#is fucking brilliant#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#minecraft youtube#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#jack#jack manifold
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tommy: 🎶philza minecraft has a wifeeee, he would never trust her with a knifeee🎶
philza: 🎶i would trust herrr🎶
tommy: 🎶would you trust meee with a knife, phil?🎶
philza: 🎶aaabsolutely notttt🎶
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tommy: three questions for you then, you know how you know how to ride a bike?
mumbo jumbo: i do.
tommy: do you know how to ride a car?
mumbo: i do know how to ride a car, yep.
tommy: do you know where grian lives?
mumbo: i do actually know where grian lives, yep.
tommy: why don't you plunge your car into grian's home, getting rid of him?
mumbo: i like my car, and i don't mind grian
tommy: yeah but imagine if your car had a grian in it, but he was in there forever.
#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#dream smp#mcc#tommy#tommyinnit#mumbo#mumbo jumbo#grian#hermits#hermitcraft#scott smajor#smajor#jack manifold#tom simon's#correct quotes
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tommy: i’m rock solid mate, 2 and a half inches-
tubbo: we have fallen the FUCK out- two and a half inches is not impressive, you have a tiny fucking penis-
tommy: NO I DON’T! NO I DON’T! two and a half to three inches is huge!
tubbo: and the best thing about this, i know it’s real now! i know it’s real!
tommy: two and a half to three inches is massive, man!
tubbo: dude, no- you’ve brought it up multiple times, that is fucking tiny man.
tommy: it’s a lot, it’s a lot!
tubbo: that is upsetting, dude.
tommy: it’s a lot, it’s more about the motion really isn’t it-
tubbo: no, it’s- to an extent but at that tiny scale it’s really not.
tommy: just because i don’t have the tubbo nine inch schlock-
tubbo: what are you even saying right now?
#i-#i don’t even know what to say#i’m not convinced this wasn’t a fever dream#someone else tell me they witnessed this too#please#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#tubbo#tom simons#toby smith#what the fuck did i just watch#clingy duo#clingyduo
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tommy: it was an accident!
tubbo: it wasn’t an accident! in fact, it was incredibly deliberate!
tommy: no!
tubbo: why, man?
tommy: tubbo- i’m gonna back it up, im gonna back it up-
tubbo: that’s not the fuck how a backup works! you’re actually- did someone take a baseball bat to your frontal lobe and lobotomise you over and over again?! like- what are you even saying?
#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#tubbo#youtubers#tom simons#toby smith#clingyduo#clingy duo
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wilbur: can you do rap god?
tommy: uhh
wilbur: can i teach you rap god?
tommy: i can do the good version of rap god.
wilbur: what’s the good-
tommy: i’m a feminine eminem!
ranboo: that’s just a different song.
tommy: a slim shady lady!
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#ranboo#wilbur#wilbur soot#philza#philza minecraft
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ranboo: welcome to the twitch awards for the most confusing conversation! nominee number one: whatever the Hell just happened here!
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wilbur: ranboo, can you drop your first swear word?
ranboo: ooh maybe, i think if we- i think if we win
wilbur: if we win you’ll say a swear word?
ranboo: yeah, if we win i’ll get out of the angel tier.
tommy: what swear will you say, will you say shit or piss or fuck or wanker?
ranboo: one of them! one of them.
tommy: perhaps cum, is cum a swear or is it a substance? i don’t know.
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#ranboo#wilbur#wilbur soot#philza#philza minecraft
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wilbur: but i get to decide the name. cummie squad.
tommy: wilbur, when my mum asks what i was doing tonight and i say i was participating in “cummie squad” with a 23 year old man, how do you think she’ll feel?
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#minecraft youtube#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#sleepy bois#wilbur soot#sleepy bois inc#wilbur#smp earth#sbi
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tommy: are you going to twitch con sunday? yeah just the sunday, im just kind of rocking up on the train with no security, im just gonna show up. so if you see me, please don’t attack me cause i’ll- i’ll be violently vulnerable. cause i’ll be alone.
tommy: my mums very cross about it, she was like whatever you do, don’t say on stream- ahh……
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tubbo: there is one e-dater amongus.
tommy: well tubbo, there would be two. because that’s how pairs work, my friend.
tubbo: ohhhhhh!
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tubbo: there is one e-dater amongus.
tommy: well tubbo, there would be two. because that’s how pairs work, my friend.
tubbo: ohhhhhh!
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#wilbur#wilbur soot#tubbo#clingy duo#crimeboys#crime bois#shubble#shubbleyt#shelby
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wilbur: i’ve got a demotivational quote for you tommy.
tommy: okay. i’ll have to remember it
wilbur: the majority of people watching this stream have just lost a year of their teenage lives to the coronavirus.
george: that is demotivational
tommy: yeah, that’s- and whales exist.
wilbur: yeah, whales do exist.
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#wilbur#wilbur soot#george#georgenotfound#gogy#dream#dreamwastaken#crime bois#crime boys
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tommy: get this, right. today i tried to get in a bin. and then it turned out the bin was too small, and it just fucken really hurt my legs, and now my legs-
tubbo: why were you trying to get in a bin today?
tommy: well i dunno, i don’t really think- i don’t really- i don’t really think that far ahead.
tubbo: no wait, but like- physically, you tried to get in a bin?
tommy: we’ll yeah, me and freddy were like- freddy was like “what if you get in that bin?” and i thought… “huh. yeah”
tommy: i don’t know. i don’t really feel like that- it just struck me as the right thing to do.
#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#twitch#youtube#quotes#smp#tommy#tommyinnit#tom simons#tubbo#bee boy#clingyduo#clingy duo
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