"man unsuccessfully trying to shove a pen through his own skull because nothing matters and this business report about how much the morale consultant cost confirms that" stock photo

"world's smallest portable phone circa 1983" clip art

"ill-prepared barbarian about to his his nuts stomped to jelly by some fucking troll or whatever" clip art

"ugh boy, am I right or what?" clip art

"old timey police officer showing everyone his delicious turkey leg" clip art

"drug dealer Jacuzzi tub that fucks and fucks like the DEA is on its way" stock photo

"teacher about to purposely humiliate the two dorks that came to class as a pumpkin and a duck and deserve whatever fate their bullies have in store" clip art

"halloween cat losing its shit because it realized that life is meaningless, its owner is a part-time DJ, and the birds on the big rectangle are fake" clip art

"faceless man using cordless phone backwards" clip art

"little rich kid loves dinosaurs or whatever so his parents made him this stupid bedroom that will absolutely not age well once he's a teenager" stock photo

"heeeyyy need a ride to the 9/11 memorial there, pal? I'm cabbie Frank and I loooove New Yoawrk!" stock photo

"old timey woman who just can't even anymore" clip art

"baby tripping balls, literally" clip art

"sexy charlie brown costume" clip art

"a bedroom that fucks, and fucks good" stock photo

"dude booping an 80s woman on the lips with a little pen or maybe the stylus from an Apple Newton" clip art

"mama mia thatsa spicy fagioli" clip art