Regulus on the phone with James: Turn around.
Regulus: No, the other way.
Regulus: Again, the other way.
Regulus: Okay, one more time.
James: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Regulus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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Remus Lupin 🤝 Harry Potter
Pigs raised for slaughter by Dumbledore
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whatever you do, don't think about 12 year old Sirius Black becoming very suspicious as to why his new friend disappears from school periodically and returns looking exhausted, sometimes with bruises and cuts riddling his body.
don't think about him getting worried when Remus lies, "Oh, it was a family thing".
don't think about him trying to do research on abusive households out of concern that perhaps his friend is living in dire circumstances.
and please don't imagine him coming to the realization that Remus isn't the one in an abusive household... he is.
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Sirius: Remus can you kill this spider for me
Remus: is it hurting you
Sirius: it's on my bed and hurting my heart
Peter:*quietly* engorgio
Sirius: unholy screeching
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I’m a marauders fan, of course I think of dead gay wizards when listening to a sad song
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remus: what are you looking at?
sirius, doing a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: porn.
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