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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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Love Reading your One piece Fanfictions, They are so interesting to Read and I just love it!♥️✨ is your Requests open? Because I would love to make a Request!☺️

One Piece Characters X Reader

Let’s say that The Reader asks Them(The One Piece Characters) to Join with The Reader in The Bathtub, The Reader thought They wouldn’t Come to Bath🛁 to their Surprise, They actually showed up while The Reader was in the front and They were in the Back(Covered in SoupBubbles) and while also washing them selves and The Reader too🤔🫧

and also can you include Charlotte Katakuri as well? Just Love The Mochi\Doughnut Man Ya Know?🥺🍩💕

Anyways How you are Doing Well, Have a Nice Take Care!🙌🏼✨

Taking A Bath With Katakuri

(only doing Katakuri since he was the only character specified)

- First off, you and Katakuri on two different schedules most of the time so it’s rare for him to even have dinner with you, much less take a bath.

- So when you invited him to join you, you didn’t expect him to actually join you.

- You were already in the water by the time he came to join you, shedding his jeans, scarf and vest and climbing into the tub.

- Since he is a 16 foot tall man, you two have a pretty big bathtub that’s more like a small pool. He has to sit you on his lap when he adds more water so that your head doesn’t go under.

- He’ll pamper you and wash your body and hair as way to make up for not being able to spend as much time with you, even if you insist that you can wash yourself. His love language is acts of service so don’t try to fight him on it.

- “Is it really necessary for you to wash me ?”

- “Just let me do this. Now do you want the soap that smells like strawberry pound cake or the soap that smells like cherries ?”

- “Strawberry pound cake obviously”

- “That’s my favorite too.”

- He won’t let you wash him though. Since he’s so big it would take you a while to wash every bit of him, so it’s faster for him to just wash himself.

- The most he will let you do is let you sit on his shoulders and wash his hair for him but that’s about it. Everything else he prefers to do himself.

- He’ll even help you wash your face and put lotion on your body after you get out of the tub, gently caressing your body with his large hands.

- In the end, you both snuggle together and enjoy the time you have with each other before he has to get up and do his duties for his mother and siblings again.

#one piece #one piece x reader #katakuri x reader #gender neautral reader

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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Eustass kid reacting to his s/o having extremely bad phantom pains and trying to hide it from him?

Can you specify what limb the reader is missing ?

#suzee speaks

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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hello idk if blacktober is only nsfw but i was wondering if you could do hc of characters taking out the readers braids you could pick the characters! love ur work btw

Do you want any specific characters for this ?

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It's time to spread positivity ❤︎ (you don't *have* to, but I'm giving you a star cause I want to)

Oh thank you

#suzee speaks

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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One Piece Men react to a "She busy rn" prank text?

Do you want any specific characters for this ?

#suzee speaks

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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Can I ask for your take on how the OP men you write for would react to finding out their s/o is pregnant?

Do you have any specific characters you want for this ?

#suzee speaks

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charlottesuzee · 6 months

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Holy shit. I havent been getting inbox notifications all this time ?? I have so many requests ??

#suzee speaks

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charlottesuzee · 7 months

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Yooo, I’m doing some writings for Blacktober so if you want, shoot me something in my inbox for any One Piece x Black Reader suggestions.

#black reader #one piece #one piece x black!reader #one piece x reader

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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So what are your rules for writing?

I dont do any sort of rape/sexual assault, I dont do extreme kinks, I don't do incest and I dont to pedophilia/extreme age gaps

I'm only lenient on the age gaps if it's with characters like Brook or the admirals but the youngest I'll go for them is about 26, I wont do anything like oh idk, say someone requests and Sir Crocodile x Reader with an age gap but they want the Reader to be like 19.

Also with the incest, that includes step siblings and adopted siblings as well so I will not do anything like "Sanji x Zeff's Daughter Reader but it's okay because they're not blood related !"

As for extreme kinks ? Mostly anything to do with body fluids like I don't want anyone asking for a fic or headcanons of the Reader getting peed on or taking a dump on a character or a character spitting in their mouth or something like that

Other than that I'm fine with whatever requests and if a requests makes me uncomfortable I'll let the one requesting it know that it makes me uncomfortable and I wont write it.

#speaking

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Sorry to ask but are you 18+? I love your content but as an adult I've become uncomfortable interacting with/following minors on social media even if the subject is SFW (exception is wanting Mom advice/support. Mom to one=Mom to all).

Yeah, I'm 18+.

#answers

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Your Song (One Piece x Black!GN!Reader)

Blackleg Sanji

- My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

- It describes how he felt when he first met you, immediately swooning over you and begging to be noticed by you. He wanted to touch you, hug you, kiss you, love you. And he wanted you to do the same to him, so, there, he began planning ways to pursue you because he had to have you. He had fallen head over heels in love for you.

- "My Cherie amour, lovely as a summer day

My Cherie amour, distant as the milky way

My Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore."

Trafalgar Law

- Grace by Jeff Buckley

- It describes how he doesn't fear death or any other hardships because he knows that you love him and he loves you and that love fuels him to keep going. Even if he dropped dead suddenly, he wouldn't be afraid, he'd die happy, knowing that he had someone in his life who loved him and cherished their moments together. He doesn't feel bad about his own mortality, since he has your love.

- "And I feel them drown my name

So easy to know and forget with this kiss

I'm not afraid to go but it goes so slow."

Charlotte Katakuri

- Never Was A Love Like Mine by Gale Garnett and Maury Laws

- He's never loved anyone as much as he loved you. You accepted him, loved him despite his scars, something his own family failed to do. He knows its wrong, but he puts you on such a higher pedestal than he does his family, because you love him, despite his 'flaws'. You don't care about his scarred mouth, you don't care that he likes to lay down from time to time, you don't care that he likes to gorge himself on donuts. He can put down the wall of perfection he built for himself and be his true self around you. Which is why he loves you more than anything and clings to you, hoping that you'll always stay true to him.

- "Tell me a thousand times each day

You've never been loved this way

Swear to me you'll never roam dear

Promise me you'll stay at home dear."

Eustass Kid

- Burn by The Cure

- Kid's heart burns for you. He feels antsy and irritated when you're not near him, making the fire in his heart burn stronger. He yearns for you, screams for you, craves for you, burns for you, because his love for you is that strong. When he's with you, his heart is engulfed in flame, with a fire that burns only for you, a flame that will never be put out.

- "Every night I burn

Every night I scream your name

Every night I burn

Every night the dreams the same."

Roronoa Zoro

- No One Knows by Queens of The Stone Age

- When Zoro realized that he was in love with you, it hit him like a truck. Sure, you two were already dating by then, but he was just going off of vibes, he didn't know if what he felt was really love. Until he found himself feeling other things. He felt jealousy whenever Sanji swooned over you, he felt pride whenever you kissed him after winning a fight, he felt peace whenever he woke up to your face. When he realized his emotions started switching up whenever you were around, It freaked him the hell out at first, because no one should have this much power over him and he didn't know what you were doing to him. Until it hit him right on his stupid mossy head. He was in love with you.

- "Oh what you do to me

No one knows

And I realize you're mine

Indeed a fool am I

And I realize you're mine

Indeed a fool am I."

Monkey D Luffy

- Many Different Worlds by Von Smith

- Luffy loves to cheer you on and see you surpass your limits the more you're on this journey with him and the same goes for when you cheer him on and you're there to see him surpass his limits and get stronger. He lives on your love and support, and with it, he feels as if nothing can truly stop him, not in this world or the next. You've truly changed each other for the better and you wouldn't know how to continue on without each other. Even if you could, would you really want to ?

- "Don't give up my love

It's you I'm thinking of

So please don't turn away and leave me all alone

You've changed my life it's true

You've helped to see me through

I don't know what I'd do

Now that I've been thrown

Into many different worlds."

Killer

- Lovesong by The Cure

- Killer turns into a different person when he's alone with you. He feels comfortable with you seeing his true self, his self without the mask. He feels like he can be his real self with you, now that there's no insecurity or fear of judgement holding him back. You make him feel like he's at home, like he's safe, and that's what he truly loves about you.

"Whenever I'm alone with you

You make me feel like I am free again

Whenever I'm alone with you

You make me feel like I am clean again

However far away

I will always love you

However long I stay

I will always love you

Whatever words I say

I will always love you

I will always love you."

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Favorite Animated Film To Watch With You (Modern One Piece X Black Reader)

Monkey D Luffy

- This boy loves The Lion King

- He's watched it at least a million times

- He knows all the words to the songs

- His favorite song is I Just Can't Wait To Be King and trust me, he will scream that shit at the top of his lungs randomly. Your neighbors absolutely hate you and people stare at you two in public but he obviously doesn't care

- He loves watching it with you, and one time, during the Can You Feel the Love Tonight scene, he started play fighting with you line Simba and Nala were doing on screen but when he pinned you to the bed and looked into your eyes, something more escalated.

- Let's just say, he always looks forward to watching it with you again, especially in bed.

Roronoa Zoro

- Luffy dragged him to see Kubo and The Two Strings and he honestly thought it was going to be boring and that he'd fall asleep

- Instead, he left the theater with tears in his eyes and a new favorite movie.

- He was embarrassed to introduce you to it though, when you asked what was his favorite movie. He didn't want you to make fun of him for enjoying something that was considered a kids film

- But when you watched it with him and he saw that your eyes were fixated on the screen in amazement and wonder, he became more at ease and was open to talking about it more and how the movie made him feel like he could be connected to his feelings and realize that he doesn't have to go through grief alone and it helped him deal with losing Kuina.

- Because of this movie, if he ever has a kid with you, especially a son, he wants to name him Kubo.

- He's also trying to learn how to play the shamisen in secret.

Blackleg Sanji

- Most people assume that his favorite movie is Ratatouille but that's just in his top five. His real favorite movie is Lupin the Third: Castle of Cagliostro.

- He sees himself in both Lupin and Clarisse, with him wanting to save a lady in need and he himself wanting to be rescued from his terrible home life.

- No matter how many times he's seen this movie, it still leaves him bawling. He tears up in the opening when he hears the films theme Fire Treasure, he cries when Clarisse is being mistreated by the Count, he cries when Lupin finally saves Clarisse and he absolutely sobs at the end, when Lupin says goodbye to Clarisse.

- Doesn't like to admit it, but he loves watching The Count's demise because the Count looks like and acts like his father.

- If you ever marry him, he'll insist on you wearing a wedding dress that resembles Clarisse's and will want Fire Treasure as your dance song for your wedding.

Charlotte Katakuri

- His favorite film is A Monster in Paris. Something gets accused and judged of being a horrifying monster because of how they look ? That's him to a T.

- He found this movie when he was younger, by accident. It was family movie night and he and his siblings were trying to figure out what to watch when Daifuku suggested that they watch something new and unheard of and Perospero decided to pick A Monster in Paris because it sounded like it was interested.

- Most of his siblings walked away from the movie uninterested and unaffected, but not him. The movie touched his soul and became his instant favorite.

- He used to like watching the movie when eating donuts, alone, wondering if anyone could ever love him like Lucille loved Francoeur.

- Then he met you. He was hesitant to watch the movie with you at first, because he thought you'd judge him for loving a kids film but when he saw that you actually enjoyed the film, he felt his heart swell.

- Shortly after watching the movie, he removed his scarf to show you his face for the first time and was overcome with joy and relief when you accepted him. Him watching the movie with you gave him the confidence he needed to move forward with you.

- He'll shyly ask you to do a couples cosplay with him as Lucille and Francoeur for Halloween and even has a pretty, custom blue scarf made for the costume that he wears sometimes.

Eustass Kid

- He just saw it on Netflix one day and watched it because he was intrigued by the animation style. After watching it, he quickly called you over to watch it for a second time. You were confused when he asked you to come over and watch a movie called Mutafukaz.

- Kid is a sucker for movies with unique styles. He'll deadass grab you by the shoulders and explain to you why a gang leader who speaks in Shakespeare quotes is one of the coolest things he's ever seen.

- Vinz and Angelino also remind him of him and Killer, with the way the two are ride or die for each other.

- He will fight people online for saying that this movie is a bad movie and will also buy the comics the movie is based off of. He might also try to get you to dress like the main characters love interest, Luna, since he thinks you'd look good in a gothic Bratz doll type style.

- He's mostly into the movie because of the animation style and the creative choices of writing and characterization, because deep down, Eustass Kid is a creative type at heart.

Killer

- Heavy Metal is one of his all time favorite films, mostly because of how well the music went with the animation on the screen.

- A majority of his playlist comes from this movie. When you asked him why his playlist is full of old school rock songs, he grabbed your hand, took you to his room, sat you down, and without another word, turned on Heavy Metal.

- His favorite songs from the movie comes from his favorite scene. Queen Bee by Grand Funk Railroad and I Must Be Dreamin by Cheap Trick in the segment So Beautiful & So Dangerous, when the aliens abduct a female stenographer from the Pentagon and she falls in love with a robot while the alien pilots do space cocaine. He thinks it's the funniest thing ever and even though he's insecure about his laugh, he'll still burst into chuckles during the scene.

- Kid was actually the one who showed him this movie when they were teens. Let's just say that the introduction to heavy metal rock music and women drawn in such detailed ways awakened something in them at a young age. You don't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing, but it gave you the Killer you know and love today.

Law

- You actually picked this movie out to watch for a date night and he ended up loving it.

- At first, he thought that it was just going to be some silly kids film but was quickly captivated by the metaphors, the character designs, the symbolism, the music.... and he related to Jack more than anything.

- When Jack's heart started burning at the sight of Miss Acacia, he realized that's how he felt when he met you. When Jack started tearing out the screws of his heart out of anguish, that's how he felt when he lost Rosiante.

- Law would never admit it, but he actually teared up at the end of the movie. He was grateful it was dark, because he didn't want you seeing him cry over a movie with a boy with a clock for a heart.

- The movie made him realize some things about himself and learn how to just let go of all of his pain and hurt, instead of clinging to it and letting it fester and realize that he can start a new, and let himself be happy, with you.

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Going Off On Sanji's Ex-Family (Sanji x Black!GN!Reader)

- It pissed you off how ungrateful they were. Sanji saved their lives and they still had the nerve to think of him as worthless.

- It finally tipped you over the edge, hearing how they talked about him, that you just snapped

- Sanji tried to calm you down but there was no calming you down, you had to say something

- "JUDGE IF YOU DON'T SHUTCHO SIX PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY ASS UP !"

- Everyone turned to look at you, in shock and awe, Sanji's cigarette falling out of his mouth.

- Judge growled and glared at you "Excuse me, who do you think you're talking-"

- "DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUTCHO ASS UP, YOU BIG CRYBABY BITCH ! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SLAP THAT UGLY ASS MASK OFF YOUR UGLY ASS FACE !"

- Just as Ichiji was about to stand up and say something, you turned your attention towards him

- "SIT YOUR FIVE BERRI ASS DOWN BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND MAKE CHANGE !"

- "Oh, you think a piece of trash like YOU can take me on, you must be mistaken-"

- "Everybody knows you and the other two technicolor dumbasses can't fight without them musty ass suits on you ketchup haired bitch, that's why ya sorry ass daddy was crying like a bitch not even ten minutes ago when big mom was on ya asses ! Fake ass power rangers !"

- "Sweetheart, that's enough, you don't need to-"

- "Sanji, baby, with all due respect, I do." You then turn your attention to Niji "And you ! You blue raspberry dum dum sucker looking bitch ! I can't stand your ass either, if you wanna catch these hands you can catch these hands !"

- Niji growled and looked like he was going to take you up on that offer but Sanji glared at him from behind you so hard, he stepped back, seeing the fierceness in Sanji's eyes that told him if he even tried to touch you, he was going to get molly wopped into next month.

- "Don't think I forgot about you, Yonji ! With your big ass forehead ! Least you can do is grow some bangs and cover that big ass fivehead ! I can play tic tack toe on your shit ! Wearing that ugly ass vomit green get up you got ! How you gonna be ugly, the youngest child and a dumbass, pick a struggle !"

- Yonji just looked shocked of all things, as he was about to ask you who the fuck did you think you were, you turned your back towards him, which made him even more shocked because, how dare you ???

- You finally turned your attention to Reiju but then turned to look at Sanji

- "We like her, right ?" You asked, before you went on a tirade about her. Sanji nodded and you sighed, "Alright, good, I ain't gotta lay into her." Before you were suddenly angry again

- "AS FOR THE REST OF YOU UGLY ASS, BUM ASS, YEE YEE ASS HAIRCUT BITCHES, SUCK MY BALLS ! YOU EVER SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT MY BABY AGAIN AND IMA DO MORE THAN SAY WORDS, I TELL YOU THAT ! FAKE ASS SUPER SENTAI !"

- And with that, you stormed off to collect yourself, as Sanji looked at you with heart eyes and a grin that went on for miles.

#black reader #one piece #one piece x black!reader #one piece x reader #sanji x reader #blackleg sanji #gender neautral reader #vinsmoke judge #vinsmoke ichiji #vinsmoke niji #vinsmoke yonji #vinsmoke reiju

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Stealing Food From His Plate (One Piece Men x Black!GN!Reader)

Monkey D Luffy

- Don't even try. You will get your hand bitten. He's like a starving dog. He'll growl and glare at you. Which is ironic, because he has no problem stealing food off of your plate.

- "Luffy, lemme get a bite of your meat-"

- "ARGHGHGH"

- "BITCH DID YOU JUST BITE ME ?!?"

- "KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF ! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FOOD !"

- In all honesty, if he'd feel that you were actually hungry and you didn't have your own plate of food, he might give you a bite.

- That's a strong might though.

Roronoa Zoro

- "You just told me that you weren't hungry, now you're pawing at my food."

- "I just want a bite ! Please baby ?"

- "No. Face the actions of your consequences and starve."

- He'll begrudgingly give you some though anyways but will still grumble about you getting your own food next time but he'll still share with you every time.

Vinsmoke Sanji

- "OF COURSE I'LL SHARE WITH YOU, DARLING~!"

- Does not hesitate to let you pick off of his plate, what's his is yours.

- Will insist on feeding you though, as a way to pamper you and act all lovey dovey cutesy wutesy.

- Will ask if you want food off of his plate all the time now, even if you have your own plate.

Eustass Kid

- He's not afraid to smack your hands away from his food and pull his plate away. Just be careful, because you might not know which hand he's gonna smack you with

- "OW ! YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR METAL HAND, DICKHEAD !"

- "SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TOUCHING MY FOOD, GET YOUR OWN !"

- "NOW MY HAND IS GONNA BRUISE !"

- He will feel bad about bruising your hand though and as an apology, he will push his plate towards you as a peace offering, letting you take whatever you want off of it.

Killer

- Even though he's wearing a mask, the look he gives you radiates "bitch are you fucking serious ?!?"

- "I asked you if you wanted me to heat you up some pasta, you said no, now you're swiping off of my plate."

- "I'm sorry Kill ! I wasn't hungry at first but after seeing your plate, I just wanted a taste !"

- He'll just sigh, push his plate towards you, and go get another plate of pasta for himself to avoid you picking off of his plate.

- You end up feeling a little guilty because of it and offer him food from your plate whenever you have some.

Trafalgar Law

- He'll deadass use his devil fruit to cut your hands off before you touch his food. It's one of his pet peeves, people touching his food without asking. Baby 5 used to do it all the time when they were younger and she had to learn her lesson the hard way too.

- "LAW, WHAT THE FUCK ?!? PUT MY HANDS BACK NOW !!!"

- "Promise you won't pick at my plate without asking again."

- "IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS DUDE !!"

- But it is that serious to him and he wont put your hands back until you promise you won't swipe off of his plate without asking again. After you promise, he'll put them back and offer you food off of his plate but after seeing your own severed hands, you're not really hungry anymore.

- He's probably scarred you from ever picking off of his plate, and he feels sorta bad about it and does whatever he can to make it up to you after realizing that what he did was really fucking mean.

#black reader #luffy x reader #one piece #one piece x black!reader #one piece x reader #sanji x reader #zoro x reader #blackleg sanji #gender neautral reader #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #eustass kid #eustass kid x reader #killer one piece #killer x reader #trafalgar law #trafalgar d law x reader #reader insert

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Monster Trio (Accidentally) Wearing Your Britches (Black!Fem!Reader)

(Slight N S F W but not really, it's just underwear. Only Sanji's is dirty)

Monkey D Luffy

- He doesn't wear underwear anyways, so he pulled them on when he was half asleep, thinking they were his shorts. He didn't even notice how drafty they were.

- Went through the whole morning not noticing. After the crew was finished dying of laughter and shock, they told Luffy that he was wearing your underwear.

- Luffy's only reaction was "Wow, guess I am, huh ?"

- He honestly thinks that they're comfortable. He doesn't care for underwear, but he'll gladly wear them because 1. They're yours and 2. He likes the color and will ask you if he can keep them.

- "Oi, (Y/N), do you think I can keep these ?!?"

- "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT !

- "Aww, but whyyy ? You have more, dontcha ? You won't miss these !"

- "BUT THEY'RE MINES !"

- "You mean ours now."

- "NO !'

Roronoa Zoro

- It was Usopp's turn to do the laundry and he forgot to separate everyone's clothes, so he just figured that everyone would figure out who's was who's and it'll sort itself out.

- While taking a bath after training, a pair of your undies got mixed up with Zoro's but he was too tired to notice and slipped them on after his bath.

- He only noticed when he happened to get a wedgie and went to go pick it out.

- Tried to keep it under wraps but he was blushing so hard, everyone could tell that something was wrong

- Eventually pulled you aside to tell you what was up

- "I uh... Usopp fucked up the laundry and I'm wearing your underpants instead of mines..."

- "Oh..."

- Absolutely refused to let you see him in them, and made you turn around when he pulled them off to give them back to you.

- Will never in a million years admit that he liked it

Blackleg Sanji

- Woke up late to cook breakfast, so in a rush , he slipped on what he could. That included your undies.

- He didn't know how to explain it or what it was, but he felt more attractive, more radiant.

- We all know how Sanji felt when wearing a dress and bloomers on Iva's island, so of course he'd feel the same wearing feminine style undies.

- He didn't notice until late in the day, when he went to the bathroom. He was absolutely mortified when he found out that he was wearing your underwear.

- After the shock wore off, he realized how much he liked it. It made him feel all sorts of things. Sexy, beautiful, pretty, you name it.

- He loved how they felt against his skin, how he looked in them, it actually turned him on a bit and he had to beat one off in the bathroom. It turned him on even more when he slipped them back on after doing such a dirty deed.

- He doesn't tell you about the ordeal and he doesn't give them back, feeling too guilty and flustered about it, even though he wants to explore this side of him with you.

- "Hey Sanji, have you seen a pair of white undies with a bow on the front ? I can't find them anywhere."

- "N-No, I haven't, sorry."

- "Huh, must've got lost in the laundry, they'll turn up soon."

- Meanwhile, he has them on. He so desperately wants you to know but he's not ready yet. Exploring this side of Sanji is a story for another day.

#one piece x reader #one piece #reader insert #one piece x black!reader #black reader #luffy x reader #zoro x reader #sanji x reader #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #slight n/sfw #anime x reader #monster trio x reader #monster trio

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charlottesuzee · 1 year

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Telling Him "Wake Up, My Boyfriend's Here !" (One Piece Men x GN!Black Reader)

Monkey D Luffy

- "Ay, Luffy, wake up, you gotta go !"

- "Wha... Why ?"

- "You gotta leave the room, my boyfriend's here ! He'll kill you if he sees you !"

- "Let him come, I'll kick his ass !"

- And he really gets up, ready to fight someone before he finally connects the dots

- "Wait a minute... I'm your boyfriend ! .... I am your boyfriend... right ?"

Roronoa Zoro

- It takes a minute to wake him up

- "Zoro,I'm serious, wake up, you gotta go."

- "What the fuck are you talking about ?"

- "My boyfriend is coming, he'll kick your ass if he catches another man in our bed, you have to go !"

- Will deadass, get up, half asleep and start putting his clothes on before he finally puts the pieces together.

- "Oh, fuck you, you ruined my nap !"

Blackleg Sanji

- "Sanji, you have to leave !"

- "Huh, why, what's wrong ?!?"

- Because you woke him up with such urgency, he shoots up, looking for danger

- "My boyfriend will literally kill me if he sees another man in our bed, you have to go !"

- "I'll be damned if a man lays his hands on you let me-!" He then pauses. "Sweetness... I'm your boyfriend." He then starts sobbing "I am your boyfriend, right ?!? You haven't been using me to two time with someone else right ?!?"

- You'll have to comfort him as punishment for your mean prank.

Charlotte Katakuri

- Will deadass sit up from his slumber and look at you before you do it

- "Don't even think about it. Go back to bed." He says before going back to sleep, causing you to pout, because you didn't even get to say anything yet.

- It's hard to pull pranks on a boyfriend that can see into the future, even in his sleep.

Eustass Kid

- "Kid, wake up, my boyfriends is here, you have to go !"

- "Let him come, I'll kill him" He doesn't even process what you said, he just yawns, rolls over and goes back to sleep as if he didn't even hear anything. It's hard to get Kid to wake up from a slumber.

Killer

- "Kill, wake up !"

- "Huh ? Wass wrong ?" His speech is a little slurred when waking up

- "My boyfriend is coming, you have to leave !"

- Will just stare at you for the longest amount of time, there's a flaw in your sentence but his sleepy brain can't process it fast enough to figure it out, until he does.

"You fuckin play too much, do that shit again and I'm kicking you out of our bed." And will roll back over and go back to sleep without another word.

- He's still mad about it after he wakes up and gives you the silent treatment for about an hour.

Law

- "Law, wake up !"

- "You better have a good reason for waking me up or I swear to God-"

- "This is a good reason, my boyfriend is coming down the hall, you have to go before he catches us !"

- Law's still pretty sharp, even when he's half asleep, so he immediately catches the flaw in your sentence. He will give you the "bitch really ?" look, before using his devil fruit to transport you out of the bed and outside of your room, before locking the door on you.

- He's that petty about losing what little sleep he gets.

- "Law, let me in ! I'm sorry ! I won't do it again !"

- "I'll open the door when I wake up from my nap ! That'll teach you not to be a dumbass !" And will use his devil fruit to created a barrier around himself to drown out your knocking and yelling, going back to sleep, hugging your pillow close to him.

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Flashing Him Your Chest During An Argument (Monster Trio x Black!GN!Reader)

(Reader is gender neutral cuz Bara exists too)

Monkey D Luffy

- You were arguing about something childish, like how he shouldn't be wearing sandles and shorts when it's -10 degrees outside.

- He tells you that he's fine and doesn't even feel the cold that much and that you should stop worrying.

- It then turned into an argument about how you worry too much about him and how he worries too little about himself.

- Getting increasingly fustrated, you decided to just lift up your shirt and bare your chest at him, to get him to stop talking.

- It didn't work. Instead, it backfired on your end.

- "What the hell ?!? You just told me that I had to cover up more and now you're taking off your clothes ?!? That's so not fair !"

Conclusion: Does not work. He's too dumb.

Roronoa Zoro

- You were arguing about how he's been training too much lately and how he he's been ignoring you.

- He tells you to lay off of him, he can't become the strongest swordsman if he doesn't train.

- You snap that you're not asking him to drop training, you are just asking him to spend a little time with you.

- It's hard to get it through his thick skull and he'll mostly just start responding with "whatever" or "will you cut it out already ?" while not looking at you

- So, to get him to see your side, you bare your chest at him and it succeeds in getting him to shut up and look at you. He stares for a moment as you start to pull your shirt down.

- "Hey wait a sec, I was enjoying the show-"

- "Only boyfriends who spend time with me get to see my chest for long periods of time."

- This results in him actually making an effort to fix his training schedule so that he can make time for you.

- Conclusion: It works because he likes your chest more than he likes training

Black-Leg Sanji

- Sanji doesn't like to argue with you and tries to avoid it. Except when you commit food crimes.

- The chef in him can't stand it when he sees you doing something horrific, like putting ketchup on a hot dog. He'll make you the most gourmet version of a hotdog, sprinkled with salt, pickle slices, peppers and tomatoes decorating the sides, on a poppyseed bun, with mustard and relish, the only valid hotdog condiments.

- And you have the nerve to ruin it with ketchup.

- He'll go on about how you're disgracing the dish by drowning it in ketchup and how you don't appreciate him or his culinary skills, because you dare like ketchup on your hotdog.

- You're just rolling his eyes as he goes off on you about your personal choice in condiments and asks what did he do to deserve such blatant disrespect to his dish, when you decide to flash your chest at him because you know it will easily distract him.

- He immediately stops his tirade, his cigarette dropping out of his mouth. Suddenly he's all heart eyes and fawning.

- "You put whatever condiments you want on your food darling 😍😍😍~"

- Conclusion: It works way too well.

#one piece #one piece x reader #monster trio x reader #luffy x reader #sanji x reader #zoro x reader #black reader #gender neautral reader #one piece x black!reader

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