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Fictional Men Ranked Least to Most Likely to Eat Pussy
When I’m bored my powers turn to evil. Happy to announce that @earlymodernlesbian is not only is an enabler but wrote a gay companion piece which you can and should read here!!!!
10. Mr. Rochester — Jane Eyre
No chance of oral here. Sorry, I don’t think he puts Jane first once in this book. She’s too busy being a ministering angel to ever consider anything above and beyond her wifely duty and I don’t think Rochester ever really stops being a narcissist long enough to consider her desires or even, you know, her life. I bet his french mistress asked him to do it once and he was like “ew, no”
9. Rhett Butler — Gone With the Wind
Rhett says shit like “you ought to be kissed and by someone who knows how,” and then I bet would go down on you one time just to show you what you were missing out on, and then he’d tease you about how much you liked it for months afterwards and refuse to do it again. Imagine how much more normal Scarlett might have been if she was getting regular oral.
8. Konstantin Levin — Anna Karenina
Definitely knows about eating pussy and can’t stop thinking about it. I think he might even shamefully obsess about it in conjunction with his dirty peasant laborer fantasies. However, he also has the ascetic monk thing going on so I bet he hardcore represses his desires to actually do it. That being said, I think if he ever got over himself he’d be way into it.
7. Mr Darcy — Pride and Prejudice
I’m not convinced Mr. Darcy even knows going down on girls is a thing, but once Bingley had filled him in I bet he would try it. Elizabeth I’m sure would not object but I can’t see this happening more than once or twice.
6. Oliver Mellors — Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Mellors has the distinct advantage and disadvantage of being the only character from a book that actually describes sex acts. If it was based solely on what he said (being turned on by getting women off, not shutting up about Connie’s ass, talking about how much he wants a “real” woman with a “real” body), I’d say absolutely he wants to get down there and would use the cringiest words possible to describe it. However, they textually do almost everything else so I feel like if he ate her out DH Lawrence would have told us 😔
EDIT: he goes down on her in the most recent movie!!! vindicated
5. Jonathan Harker — Dracula
Jonathan is obsessed with Mina (rightfully) and loves her to the end of the earth, so of course he’d do anything for her, including eat her out. However, there’s so much putting women on goddess pedestals in Dracula that he might just like, repeatedly kiss her between her legs and and be like, “am I doing this right?” and Mina would be like “I love you so much Jonathan” but she wouldn’t actually get off, you know?
4. Heathcliff — Wuthering Heights
Someone who is willing to dig up your grave would definitely be down to lick your pussy. Cathy and Heathcliff are so rabid about each other I bet oral is like, one of the least weird things they would have done to each others bodies if they had the chance
3. Gabriel Oak — Far from the Madding Crowd
Not intimidated by Bathsheba’s independence and position of power. Could take care of her and spoil her if she ever let him and they both know it. Plus, not afraid to get down and dirty and do farm work for her. If a man cures your sheep and saves your hay before a storm, what else will he do for you? 👀
2. Mr. Knightley — Emma
Mr. Knightly is the definition of a service top. 100% confident in his masculinity and completely comfortable putting Emma’s needs and wants first, but not gonna let her get away with being high and mighty. Excellent combination of obsessed with her but still in charge. ;) She would get neurotic about it and he would tell her to chill out and he’d be right.
1. George Emerson — A Room with a View
George chugs his respect women juice and is so turned on by the idea of women as individuals with unique desires he can’t stand to see Lucy betray herself by marrying a robot. “I want you to have your own thoughts even when I hold you in my arms” ?!? “The desire to govern a woman lies very deep, and men and women must fight it together before they shall enter the Garden” !! What’s not to love about a pro-Eve humanist who enjoys swimming naked and is constantly telling everyone to be less embarrassed about desire and the body? No question George is going to be eating Lucy out every day of their lives and getting off on it himself.
Bonus:
Marius Pontmercy — Les Misérables
Shy, but also French. Not sure which one wins out here.
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Then and now.
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What the hell
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writing is fun because instead of peacefully enjoying daydreams i can stare at a blank document and cry about it <3
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I know there are like literally 5 people who'll read them but PLSSSSSSS
i want more John Lydon fics pls i’m begging🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
maybe i’m just losing my sanity💀
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I wish I could just live in that time
Angelina Jolie promoting “Hackers” in 1994
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❤️❤️❤️
Whoop whoop 2023
@fanaticalfrogxxix @thislove22 @caroljoky @thewingedtigress @fandom-queen-13 @nope-rope1763
Not dead I swear
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Hope Sophie would wish me Happy bday cause it is ma bday 👏
Happy New Year‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Whoop whoop 2023
@fanaticalfrogxxix @thislove22 @caroljoky @thewingedtigress @fandom-queen-13 @nope-rope1763
Not dead I swear
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Hello beutiful people, should I make more hcs and do yall want any new hcs? I mean Im kinda dried out with rodrick, ive already done dozens of posts about him, maybe something more trendy? Maybe neymar, footballers? Since the world cup was over nearly 4 days ago. Lmk what you think please im dying for writing. If you have ideas write requests. PLEASE! It can be any category, films, series', sports, comics, universes, bands, artists, anything. Ill let you know if I know the character. But for now im waiting for REQUESTS!
#request#please#please send requests#fanfiction#Fics#my hcs#hcs#headcanons#Rodrick heffley#neymar#Neymar jr#Football#World cup#rqs#women writers#writers on tumblr#fanart#bands#music#fictional characters#Characters
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Can we all agree that he's a roblox character
jimmy as those silly little roblox noises
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implied RiddleCat
or prelude to getting kicked in the shins
i have various reference images (including the one this came from) which feel subtly riddlecat in a wholly inexplainable way
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Send me unpopular opinions?
I have to answer with
strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree
but also justify why I feel that way.
All the fandoms I blog about are accepted (actually, just about all fandoms are accepted).
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To this day i have never actually watched Batman Begins. I just fast forwarded thru it to the Cillian Murphy scenes.
That was five years ago and I've never looked back.
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Ok Sophie Quire and Peter Nimble stans, we need to talk. WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHINCHILLAS SOPHIE AND PETER’S SHIP NAME BECAUSE FOR COOKIE’S SAKE, THEY NEED ONE
Ok it’s official it’s QuiMble
QUIMBLERS ASSEMBLE
#proud quimbler#sophie quire and the last storyguard#Sophie Quire#Peter Nimble#Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes
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i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier
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