cal-x
“DONT YOU DARE GO BACK!”
i collect men and i add them to my wife list i love making men my wives.he/they also callme cody, knavier, or calxim autism and QUEER!! (pretend like you never saw that when i post abt hsting autism people or gays though)
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IM going to throw up.
do you think old man yaoi can blossom even on a battlefield
Yes. More than anywhere else
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YOULL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHO JUST GOT POTG. it was a torbjorn with the username widowmaker. im going to throw up.
my favorite thing ever is when i get a really cool multikill and its basically guaranteed to be potg and then SOMEHOW either a dva, torbjorn, or widowmaker get potg. like what.
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my favorite thing ever is when i get a really cool multikill and its basically guaranteed to be potg and then SOMEHOW either a dva, torbjorn, or widowmaker get potg. like what.
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fixatingon your own ocs is so cringe
#ive been thinking about window so hard#i think theyd be so distraught knowing that theyll never truly be able to experience nature. like sure he can old vids but he#takes the fact that what hed feel in the recreation isnt real VERY HEAVILY TO HEART#they know that no scenario or world they code up isnt real but im thinking about like#if they were watchingg a video from 500 years ago in their time with a bunch of scenery theyd reeeally want to go there. they can make#plenty of nature-y places and be satisfied with them but when it comes to real places that have existed before uumm#i kinda think hed refuse to recreate them because he knows they were places that once existed and he couldnt replicate them if he used all#of his knowledge on code WHICH IS A LOT btw he was literally born as a hologram.#they dont want to feel unrealistically soft grass. they want to feel any spurs in the grass (yk those shits are EVERYWHERE!!) they want to#see the bugs. they want to know all the best spots to lay or roll around in a field. they want to Feel the Breeze.#they're aware that no amount of work they put into recreating natural scenery could ever amount up to what the real thing was like#and they HATE that ok? thats part of the reason they spend most of their time with all mother or in other fake realities so they can forget#what reality is ACTUALLY like. tech obsessed and pretty much one giant city. even the farms are so. gestures. meat has become a thing made#by science and many types of fruits and veggies are for the rich#any form of animal life is a rarity etcetc#THATSWhy they spend most of their time off in their own worlds... literally. i think they would give literally anything to actually be born#500 years ago. as a human. not as a hologram spit out from a computer (theres a whole process to it but i dont feel like explaining it)#oc thoughts#rambles#this js a self satisfying post im going to remember this forever#oh my god i fucked up the tags somehow and now it only makes sense to me. ok
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Also have this cursed thing out of context
i almost fkcing spat everywhere when i saw this
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streetcleaners ultrakill but instead theyre the battle droids from star wars
#its been on my mind all day#hey guys this is my ultrakill oc#pulls a battle droid out of my pocket#you have to understand#they look so similar#ultrakill#star wars#thoughts
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FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG. and the music video
Coheed and Cambria - You Got Spirit, Kid
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i love you baby name sites.what would i do without you
#this is only half true#half of the time i just steal names from my interests#glances at newo. hello newomy little neweweeweweeweweeweewewewo#im so fucking bored btw. this is howi cope w my chronic boredom
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Ouurgfgehghhello gabriel
lean gabriel
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tumblr please stop giving me ads that tell me i like men
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AURGRGFFDHHDG
fuck it, proper ebverse versions now
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they need to invent a specific word to describe the GRRGHGAHGA RYRURGUGR AURURGRHGR. GGRGGRGRGRHGHAVAGGHRRUGRUGRHRGHRGHRGHR AGHAGHRGHGRHRGHRHA NRURGAHGAHGRHGHR emotion you get when you think about a special interest or hyperfixation too hard. nothing that currently exists gets it
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kys.
EXPLODE INTO 5 BILLION TINY GLASS SHARDS.
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ilove being a wolvesville player because i find it so amusing that if somebody were to watch you play. they would have no fucking clue whats going on
“8=2” “5=/4” “med on aura” “bg or bh on 12” “rl visit 3” etcetc . its so funny. nobody would know.
esp because i feel like as time goes on the vocab in this game gets progressively more complicated. so watching new players figure it out is funny too
#that reminds me#i think the worst position to be in is when ur a ww and you get asked your role#thats how u know its all over#especially if theres a hh or priest ig its soscary.l#if you get asked your role as a ww you probably have roughly 2 rounds at most to surviv#wolvesville#ranbles
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ivehad ENOUGH of these alpha love story ads. i hope whoever’s making these goes bankrupt
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ohhhthis is aqesome.
Once Upon Your Dead Body
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