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bumblebearzy · 4 days
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Muppets Theatre Presents:
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: Human
Will Turner: Kermit
Elizabeth Swann: Miss Piggy
Davy Jones: Sweetums
Mr. Gibbs: Scooter
Hector Barbossa: Uncle Deadly
Pintel and Ragetti: Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat (respectively)
Norrington: Sam the Eagle
Governer Swann: Rowlf
Beckett: Statler and Waldorf
Tia Dalma: Camilla the Chicken
Other pirate muppets:
- Swedish Chef as well, the ship's cook
- Crazy Harry
- Statler and Waldorf reprising their role as the Black Pearl's ship head
- Electric Mayhem as the ship's band
- Beauregard
- Lee Zealand
Other East India Trading Co muppets:
- Bobo the Bear
- Bunsen and Beaker
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bumblebearzy · 4 days
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i have been avoiding dctwt like the plague. mainly bc fandomtwt scared me when i WAS participating in it
one of the things i've learned after joining the DC side of tumblr is that everyone on DC tumblr is insanely chill (in comparison to my past tumblr fandom spaces)
like i have made so many posts about the batfam and ive either gotten all very nice, very sweet responses, or very nice corrections. no venom, no nothing.
like what take do i have to make for people to spew hatred like the good ol days?
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bumblebearzy · 4 days
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that is the coolest thing ever. i learn something new every day!
ok i really need everyone to be honest rn; is it not common to be able to hear when the tv's on? or like, the fridge? are those appliances silent to everyone else???
i've always been able to hear when people pull into our driveway before my family can, but i also have said the fridge was out AND BEEN RIGHT when my family didn't know. when my dad asked, i told him the high pitched shriek stopped, and he was like ".....?"
i saw a tiktok today that said that most people can't hear that noise, and that autistic people are some of the people who can. i was like "no. wait. ?????". so then i turned off the new tv i have which has a MUCH louder shriek and i relaxed. my dad came in and was like "is that a melodramatic sigh?" and i had to explain my tv's pitch is so much louder than the living room tv's pitch, and i was still adjusting. he just stared at me like ":|" for a few seconds then left.
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bumblebearzy · 8 days
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sure he's nice but he WILL beat the shit out of you
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bumblebearzy · 8 days
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ok i really need everyone to be honest rn; is it not common to be able to hear when the tv's on? or like, the fridge? are those appliances silent to everyone else???
i've always been able to hear when people pull into our driveway before my family can, but i also have said the fridge was out AND BEEN RIGHT when my family didn't know. when my dad asked, i told him the high pitched shriek stopped, and he was like ".....?"
i saw a tiktok today that said that most people can't hear that noise, and that autistic people are some of the people who can. i was like "no. wait. ?????". so then i turned off the new tv i have which has a MUCH louder shriek and i relaxed. my dad came in and was like "is that a melodramatic sigh?" and i had to explain my tv's pitch is so much louder than the living room tv's pitch, and i was still adjusting. he just stared at me like ":|" for a few seconds then left.
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bumblebearzy · 8 days
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i am having the weirdest movie experience of my life right now.
for context: i take a ~special herbal remedy~ to go to sleep most nights (insomnia), but i also tend to watch tv while folding laundry or doing other miscellaneous cleaning.
so there i was, in my room folding and putting away laundry while watching POTC, happy as a clam. i sit still for a moment to watch this scene, and i watch keira knightly fall into the water. the doubloon(?) does its heartbeat thing, and I SWEAR my heart beats so loud at the SAME TIME. but i think "it's probably the bass tho, right?" so i move on. then, like 10-20 minutes later, good ol lizzy is hiding in her closet, and the pirates come in and scratch at the wardrobe door. i SWEAR i hear a scratch on my door, so i freak. anyways i am sitting so still rn because i REFUSE to be ANYTHING other than the final girl in this horror movie scenario.
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bumblebearzy · 8 days
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one of the things i've learned after joining the DC side of tumblr is that everyone on DC tumblr is insanely chill (in comparison to my past tumblr fandom spaces)
like i have made so many posts about the batfam and ive either gotten all very nice, very sweet responses, or very nice corrections. no venom, no nothing.
like what take do i have to make for people to spew hatred like the good ol days?
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bumblebearzy · 8 days
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watching my dvd of the first POTC movie, and i gotta say, there's just something about orlando bloom and stylized fighting choreo that just hits different
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bumblebearzy · 19 days
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
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So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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bumblebearzy · 19 days
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i am so blessed to live in a world where The Batman (2022) exists
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bumblebearzy · 20 days
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tw // animal death
i just saw an ad about a game where you HUNT COYOTES and i want to cry
they acted like they had been bitten really bad and they went from big happy smiles to pain and sadness :((((
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bumblebearzy · 20 days
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based on a text post that is lost to the sands of time
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bumblebearzy · 24 days
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2:47 of Movement by Hozier save me 2:47 of Movement by Hozier
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bumblebearzy · 24 days
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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bumblebearzy · 27 days
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besties with a cute (but traumatic) origin story!!!
The really sad thing about people who obsess over Jason and Roy being "besties" is they ignore that these two had to literally be brainwashed into wanting anything to do with each other
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bumblebearzy · 27 days
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i want to do more muppets theatre castings!! pls give me ideas, preferably sci fi/fantasy movies or tv shows!!
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bumblebearzy · 27 days
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