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brikogane · 9 months
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It's August 1st and I HATE August so *makes loud farting noise with mouth* BOOOOOOOO
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brikogane · 10 months
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Langa to himself: Okay, this is fine. Just compliment Reki. Easy.
Reki: Hey Langa!
Langa: Fuck me.
Reki: What?
Langa, internally: Yes but noooo.
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brikogane · 10 months
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Zuko: I love you but you are a pain in my ass.
Sokka: You didn't sound like you were in pain last nigh- *gets punched*
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brikogane · 10 months
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Sokka: I'm dating Zuko.
Katara:
Katara:
Katara: You-
Katara: WHAT?
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brikogane · 10 months
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Lance: I'm not gay or anything but I'd 100% fuck a dude.
Lance: But I'm not gay.
Lance: Men are just really hot.
Pidge: What.
Keith: He means he's bisexual.
Lance: *still ranting about how he's not gay*
Pidge:
Keith:
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brikogane · 1 year
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Peeta: *looking down at their first born* What do you wanna name her?
Katniss: I was thinking night..
Peeta: Night?
Katniss: Nightlock.
Peeta: *stares at her*
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brikogane · 1 year
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Sokka: Hey guys.. Uh I have something to tell you.
Katara: What's up?
Sokka: Well I have this crush..
Aang: Oh! You should tell her!
Sokka: Well.. Actually.. It's not a "her"
Aang: *frowns and hands Toph 20 coins*
Katara: Oh! Well then you should tell him.
Sokka: Uhh.. I dunno.
Toph: Who is it anyway?
Sokka, whispering: Zuko..
Aang: *groans and hands Toph 20 more coins*
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brikogane · 1 year
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This is cannon bc I say so!!
Zuko: *angrily presses Sokka against a wall* WHERE'S THE AVATAR?!
Sokka: ...
Sokka: Are we about to kiss-
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brikogane · 1 year
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Sokka: Zuko.. I think I'm into men.
Zuko: *confusingly turns to him* We're married???
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brikogane · 1 year
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Katara: *Pissed off* Zuko is so.. Ugh! He won't listen to me.
Sokka: What do you mean?
Katara: I told him he needed sleep and he just flicked me off. He won't listen!
Sokka, cracking his knuckles: Let me try.
Sokka: Hey Zuko, buddy, my man.. I think you need a break. How about some sleep?
Zuko: Huh? Oh sure. Anything for you.
Katara: ????
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brikogane · 1 year
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I had this thought.. Like what if after the real Shiro is back and stuff.. Lance is scared of him because of what clone Shiro did..
Shiro: *pats Lance on the shoulder* Good job-
Lance: *flinches and backs away* Uh.. Yeah. Thanks.
Shiro: *confused*
Shiro: *goes to Keith* Hey Keith, what happened while I was gone?
Keith: There was a clone of you.. Why?
Shiro: I think.. Lance is scared of me?
Keith: *nods* Lance did tell me about Clone you being sorta mean to him. Perhaps.. He's still scared of.. You?
Shiro: *eyes widen* Fuck.
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brikogane · 1 year
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Anyways, Zukka is better.
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brikogane · 1 year
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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BOTHERS ME??
In most (not all but.. most) klance fantictions have Keith super upset about the rivalry and confused of why it happened. I mean sure, the rivalry between Keith and Lance was kinda random (to cover up some feelings prob) but he was into it just as much as Lance. LIKE YOU CAN NOT TELL ME KEITH DID NOT ENJOY PICKING RANDOM FIGHTS WITH LANCE. Okay, at least at first. Once he joined the Blades of Marmora.. Who tf knows what was going on in his stupid gay brain.
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brikogane · 1 year
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Keith, calling Lance at 1am: Uhm.. Hi..
Lance: Keith? What- what's wrong?
Keith: I kinda maybe definitely found a baby.
Lance, still half asleep: A baby? What.. A dog?
Keith: No.. A human.. One
Lance, nodding with his eyes closed: Oh..
Lance:
Lance: OH!
And that's how Lance and Keith became fathers.
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brikogane · 1 year
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Keith, returning from the Blades: Oh my God-
Lance: What?
Keith: *staring at Lance* Your hair..
Lance: Oh? Oh, yeah, it's grown out now.
Keith: Into a mullet!
Lance: Mhm...
Keith: *Smirks*
Lance: *Pulls his hair*
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brikogane · 1 year
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How is this so accurate
I have three modes of reading
Dont read
Read a 500 page book in a day
Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
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brikogane · 1 year
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Ekko: So.. is Caitlyn your girlfriend?
Vi: Oh no. What do I look like? Gay?
Ekko: Yes.
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