blake-againstthemachine
I've seen hell and it has cacti.
"tbh i still don't know what's going on." | An ask-blog for Blake Nerdermann. | tbh a lot of this is just gonna be jokes bc Red Barrels makes us suffer enough. i am willing to do more serious answers/rps tho! just let me know | mun is 18+
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Ask Box: Open
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Blake: I heard you liked bad boys
Lynn: Not really
Blake: Oh thank god
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Ezekiel followers guilt trips: killing their children, bouts of lust, seeing demons with eyes, sex parts and fire
Blake’s guilt trips: 🎵let me tell you bout mY BEST F R I E N D🎵
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“a very tingle inducing video”
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☆ COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN ! ☆
with my family going through a move pretty soon and everyone here pretty tight on cash, i thought now would be the prime time to finally set up commissions!
i accept payment through paypal only! payment is required upfront before i can begin working on your commission.
WILL DRAW:
☆ ocs / self inserts / canon characters
☆ ships / fandoms
☆ mild gore / blood / partial nudity
☆ simple backgrounds (solid color or patterns, etc.)
WON’T DRAW:
☆ full anthro / furries
☆ mechas / complicated machinery
☆ explicit sexual content
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if there’s anything in the above lists that i didn’t touch on, please feel free to reach out with any questions and i’d be happy to discuss it with you!
i’ll always send regular wips and updates before each stage of the process, in case anything needs to be changed or adjusted before moving forward.
for any more information, feel free to pm here on tumblr, OR contact me by email at [email protected].
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“nope.”
we’ve got so much to catch up on!!
@blake-againstthemachine
#replies#giveusyourgospel#billy you sweet thing ilu#<3333#also forgive the shitty tumblr resizing layout thing djslkjg
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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
Send questions about yourself
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Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)
Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs
Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!
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"Wh--I--um..."
Blake swallowed thickly.
Of the insane ramblings he'd been hearing all night, this was certainly something different. Even the man, himself, seemed discordant with the rest of the cult in appearance, in tone...
Over the course of the night, Blake had been called a plethora of names: Father. Outsider. Messiah. "Bride" was not one of them.
"I-I don't understand." He held his wailing child a little closer to his body. "You're mistaken."
[bitch_im_terrified.jpg]
@sassiestgroom
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[bitch_im_terrified.jpg]
@sassiestgroom
#replies#im sorry i just got such a kick out of eddie's reply that i couldnt help myself sjdlkfja#i got your rp starter tho dw!#i'll get crackin on that soon#sassiestgroom#blake langermann#eddie gluskin
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[blame @freakindinoswords for the idea]
#blake langermann#am i dead???#maybe#i havent logged on here in months how yall doin#not an ask#i dont even remember my tagging system anymore rip#ooc#ALSO YES i completely and totally traced that baby bc im a lazy asshole#but at least i can admit and claim no credit whatsoever so ?? i hope that's okay#outlast 2
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@blake-againstthemachine
(jesus i hadn’t been following you-anyways happy late birthday bud-)
(-eres blake and knoth talking about girls jk)
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whoops
[it’s no mystery at this point that i’ve been on hiatus here for a longass time. i apologize for that, i really do want to return back to updating this like before, but as is i have about 60+ asks in my inbox, some that have been waiting patiently since May and every time i feel like starting i just feel overwhelmed. as much as i appreciate all the support and asks from all of yall, im afraid im closing the ask box for some time while i try and whip up some drawings and play catch up. updates are coming soon! thanks for waiting everyone, and sorry to leave you hanging. <33]
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ღ blake x jo ? this was too cute to pass up rip me
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Jo, she doesn’t wake up extra early but earlier than Blake.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Blake
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Blake probably, Jo can’t cook.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Definitely Jo.
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Jo.
Who chooses the movies: Both, they might have to flip a coin some nights.
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Jo
Who orders lunch: Blake, Jo is completely content to ignore her body’s needs till supper.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Jo.
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:Both.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Blake, Jo is pretty easy to distract if we’re being honest.
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Jo.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Blake, the camera nerd.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Definitely Joanna.
Who cooks dinner: Blake.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Joanna, it’s only fair.
Who stays up until 2 reading: Jo, she’s the only one who can stay up that late.
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Both probably
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Jo for sure.
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One way to make a widow cry: Its your fault Lynn and Jessica died! You were a coward! You just ran away like a child!
“...”
[well, you wanted to make him cry and you succeeded. are you happy, asshole? i literally came off hiatus for this.]
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*yodeling to the sun*
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Tagged by @joanna-g-clarke
1. What does your muse smell like?
Blood, dirt, and sweat, if during Temple Gate. On a normal day though, he just sorta smells like a mix of soap and his natural scent. Perhaps also like any ointment or anti-bacterial he's applied to his wounds, so kinda chemical-y and sterile.
2. How often does your muse bath/shower? Any habits?
He showers everyday, if he can. He likes putting music on while he showers, I imagine. He used to take these quick, 5-10 minute showers before, but after shit hit the fan, he takes much longer, anywhere from 20-45 minutes because he finds it soothing.
3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope, none. He has no interest in getting any, either.
4. Any body movement quirks ( ex.knee shakes )?
His hands shake when he's really anxious. The more anxious he feels, the more violent the shaking. He also chews his lip, sometimes to the point of bleeding (another nervous habit tbh).
5. What do they sleep in?
Just boxers and a loose t-shirt. He'll take the shirt off if it's too hot, though.
6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing?
Depends if we're talking under or outer clothing. Outer clothing, he has a favorite t-shirt that he likes because the design is cool and it's SO comfortable omg. But if underclothing counts, it's a little tmi, but he's got That One Pair of boxers that's ages old and kinda worn, but it's the most comfortable piece of fabric on this earth and it's just perfect for lounging around/lazy days. (Blake: comfort > style.)
7. What do they do when they wake up?
He doesn't sleep much to begin with tbh, but I imagine he usually gets up and has coffee when he wakes up.
8. How do they sleep? Position?
Honestly, any fuckin position he can get in. Even before TG, he could sleep any which way--on his back, sides, belly; curled up, sitting down, sprawled out, whatever. He is, however, a notorious sleep-cuddler. (A fact Lynn learned the hard way.) Completely asleep, he will seek out the nearest source of heat and snuggle right up to it, be it a pillow, a blanket, or another person, and he won't be aware until he wakes up. After TG though, and considering how much he struggles to sleep now, it's not uncommon to find him falling asleep in THE WEIRDEST of places and positions, he's just so exhausted.
9. What do their hands feel like?
Kind of rough, calloused. He has holes in his hands left over from the crucifixion and those feel WEIRD if you actually feel them. I mean, it's an open wound going all the way through, and they still hurt when touched directly and just generally look unsightly, so he always keeps them covered with bandages while they're still healing.
10. If you kissed them, what would they usually taste like?
During Temple Gate, probably blood and dirt. Before or after TG: bitter coffee and lip balm.
--I’m too lazy to properly tag anyone so !! If anyone wants to answer some cool questions for their muse, have at it !!
#obviously these are just my personal hcs for blake and have no basis in canon#anyone is free to disagree on stuff#disclaimers and all that#headcanons#blake langermann
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