You know that part when you pretend to be interested in my life before asking to put your member in my mouth

The writers with daddy issues and chaotic gay energy >>>>>

Gae vs. straight writer beef

Straight: ok I don't like you not gonna talk to you anymore

Gae: I will write a whole book low-key mocking your most famous work and saying that you are wrong about everything important ;)

Over the years I put out new essays saying that yeah you are totally wrong ;)

After you die I write an 8 section essay saying that I totally didn't have beef with you and any drama was your fault !

What are cats talking about when they put one little paw on their friend's shoulder and making sad face ?? What's the tea?? I need to knowww

Gang Fight Orange Cat vs. Black Cat (observed in my neighborhood)

Orange: lalalala see I'm stepping in your territory

Black : stop it

Orange: lalala leeeleee

Black: get out bitch (charging and screeching)

Orange: (retreats)

(Comes back to prove the point)

Black: silently waiting in the dark night to pounce

Some woman on TikTok told me to look back on my teenage years. I was one of five teenagers and my parents were in their fifties, bereft of the energy required to keep up with their unruly brood. My parents, with their usual vengeance, had estranged the other older sisters so there was no help coming from them. Then the church that our parents had devoted their lives to collapsed and my parents were out of their depth. With our youthful rage and insolence, we got our revenge for being raised by people who hated children and could not afford them.

I think some cats have a tiny boo boo face and for sure they make tiny boo boo sounds if I met them irl off Instagram

"it will pass" no it won't it will stay in your brain and haunt you for the rest of your life

I lit a candle for you in every cathedral

Knowing that you hate candles

I didn't date anyone this year and I feel so much better

So I turned my religious trauma and daddy issues into a master's thesis

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Girls. Our roman empire is like that random time we got harassed or creeped out at work when we least expected am I right

"The lesson was, Don't be afraid of being hit, but over the years I took it as, No one can hurt you more than I can.” (Colson Whitehead, Sag Harbor p.129).

The Tinder match who joked about being a serial killer on a date at the beach at night

Starting my third year of graduate school and during the last two years my classmates and I have all lost our boy/girlfriends and half of us have been diagnosed with mental health issues. Cause graduate school