"I still retain my cunning, but my hands and eyes fail me, and my memories have long faded. My only consolation is each day to mock the gods who destroyed my race, and condemned me to this bleak existence."
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"You want to chide me... why did I murder Nerevar? Why did I break my oath to Azura not to use Kagrenac's tools? Why did I cause others to suffer?"
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punished voryn will have his revenge on vvardenfell
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It's the showdown of the (17th) century -- the way Guybrush always wished it had happened.
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the double dragon reboot we need
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the guy who was voted "the person you least want to encounter in the woods" 3 years in a row
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watch the new candyman its good.
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count orlok for spooky season
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Adventures in Rigidity, my 16 page zine chock full of yogic incompetence, is here. You can download and print and fold your own copy HERE.
It’s 90x25cm, cut a slit in the middle and fold, single sheet zine style.
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did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?
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softboy fails to eat a pickle
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