big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

I'm watching Columbo for the first time and I've said this to my friends but this show is the opposite of Breaking Bad. Everything I've heard about this show from Tumblr is 100% accurate. Lieutenant Columbo really is a funny little guy who everyone thinks is an idiot and says "my wife" and "just one more thing" every other scene. I'm enraptured.

i love this drawing of senshi i think of it whenever i'm in a new place and have to immediately sit down

me irl

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

marcille said i know my wife is just like her brother i don't have to like it

ooh ahh dripchuck

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new episode today hehe..

i told my friend the other day that i used to read senshi's dialogue in a scottish accent and they said that they sometimes picture chilchuck as irish. had to draw it

i know this is the latest of like, 3 pieces about sky tower i’ve made but something about that dungeon is just so cool. the idea of climbing into the clouds miles above the ground was terrifying to me as a kid

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

some bloodweave camp dynamics