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“he’s a murderer” to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3
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The best character development is when the antagonist doesn't even really change or redeem himself. Like no, he still sucks, he's just on our side now.
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Some post Shadowbringers faves! 
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Gosh I still love Emet-Selch Stinky Rat Bastard
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heavy is the head
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azem-aster-ffxiv · 1 year
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A Scion road trip would look like:
Thancred driving
Y'shtola in shotgun with the map
But she's really navigating from memory from making the same trip 7 years ago
They are 682 malms off course
The twins are squashed in the middle
Between Urianger and WoL in the back
Raha's in a carrier taking a nap after yowling for two hours
The radio only plays Eorzean NPR (Y'shtola's preference), American 80's classic rock (Thancred's), or acoustic KidzBop on AM radio
Alphinaud is out of juice boxes
Alisaie has to pee
Urianger is using tarot to divine if they'll all survive this trip
Tataru absolutely did not account for WoL stress eating an entire gas station worth of snacks in their trip budget
Or the side trip to see Eorzea's largest ball of yarn (Raha's idea)
The gas tank is on E and the nearest gas station is two Thancred mental breakdowns away
Followed by 10 hours of driving by nothing but scenic out of season corn fields (so basically Ohio)
Ryne and Gaia took their own car (a dark purple convertible) and passed Thancred hours also while blasting California Gurls at an obscene volume and singing along
They made it to the hotel just fine and now wont answer their phones because they're chilling by the pool
At one point Thancred stops the car to get out and yell at the sky for 45 seconds, then gets back in and resumes driving like nothing happened
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azem-aster-ffxiv · 1 year
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Emet. FFXIV.
Picture by von Koenigsmarck
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             ❝ Back when the world was whole, we had family, friends, loves… Men knew peace and contentment, and with our adamant souls, we could live for an age. There was no conflict born of want or disparity. Our differences paled into insignificance beside all we had in common. ❞
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emet-selch & text posts 
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Two buddies and I were considering doing another Hades EX farm, but we were all healers and none of us really knew the fight as DPS or Tank, (Nabriales tether mechanic is scary!) so I picked the only obvious solution for the situation, and made a 1 tank, 7 white mage, 520 iLvL, Hades EX group in Party Finder… and people joined. Our goal was to heal him enough to revive him so he could join the Scions, and I think we did a good job because by the end he was feeling fit enough to kick all of our asses. (We couldn’t beat the phase 1 enrage timer, in other words.)
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Just thinking about the fact that emet-selch liked the scions:
"I'm gonna follow you guys around instead of murdering you"
*y'shtola flings herself into the lifestream for the umpteenth time* oh no the scions are sad. "VERY WELL, I SHALL GO AND FETCH HER" *inconvenienced sigh*
*pushes thancred's buttons much the same way hythlodaeus would push his*
*shoots g'raha in the back....when he very easily could have shot him in the back of the head* "He'll live, chill."
"You're invited to my secret magic city at the bottom of the ocean. Bring your friends if you haven't eaten them"
*inconvenienced sigh* "OH SO YOU BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS (hey guys welcome to amaurot)"
"I'm gonna have to murder all of you" *does not do that at all*
*literally just stuns them*
*for all of 10 minutes*
*shocked pikachu face*
"I bid them remember"
*alisaie looks sad that he and hyth are re-re-dying* Fuck. Quick say something comforting.
"SpArE mE YoUr piTy"
Nailed it.
"Here's 782 new places for you guys to explore. Have fun and don't do anything I would. Now gtfo."
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My fav trio dynamic
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Writers.
Your stories matter.
You are not inferior to other writers.
You don't have to prove your worth to anyone.
Your passion matters more than your skill.
You are allowed to openly celebrate your achievements.
You're doing great. You are making a difference. You are so important to this community.
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life imitates art
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