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(20-they/it) i’m into twst and obey me lol
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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.
-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-
Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?
MC: I'm watching the eclipse.
Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom
MC: Shhh! It's starting!
Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*
Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*
MC: Hell yeah
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My version of the obey me brothers minus lucifer because ngl i got lazy
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Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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self confidence can be boosted by realizing how much happier you are dressing how you want to- and others realizing how much happier you are as well
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Mephistopheles: “I’ve been hearing rumours that Mammon has been helping MC by doing their math homework!”
Lucifer: Looks up from the paper he’s writing on. “Don’t be ridiculous, have you seen Mammon’s grades in math?”
Mephistopheles: “And they say Satan has been helping MC by doing their Potions homework!”
Lucifer: Not looking up. “Nonsense, I forbade him from doing so.”
Mephistopheles: “What about the rumours that Beel has bribed the coaches in physical education to give MC perfect marks?!”
Lucifer: Finishes the last sentence and sighs. “If you’d investigate properly you’d find out that Lord Diavolo wrote a letter to excuse MC from physical education as they are weaker than demons and he didn’t want them getting hurt.”
Lucifer: Stands up and calls through the open door to MC who has been waiting in the hallway. He passes the papers he has written to them. “Here MC, if you go now you can catch your history professor and hand in your paper on the history of the Devildom.”
Mephistopheles: “Did you just do what I think you did?!?”
Lucifer: “I have no idea what you are talking about.” Picks up paper on RAD business and ignores Mephistopheles sputtering.
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imagine how confused Diavolo would be with the concept of trackor pull competitions
that’s it
that’s the post
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mc: oh wow
mammon: oh wow
levi: oh wow
lucifer: please don’t
satan: oh wow
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me funny#obey me mc#obey me gender neutral mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan
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lucifer: i should have left you on that street corner where i found you
mc, soaking wet: :DD but’cha didn’t!
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me funny#obey me mc#obey me gender neutral mc#obey me lucifer
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Yuu: (holding a gun) time for friendship is over, now you'll only get violence
Overblots: (nervous laughter)
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Quick-Fire Headcanons (12)
Asmo will dance in the car while he’s stuck at a traffic light.
Barbatos gets a thrill out of haggling.
Simeon gets mistaken for an employee wherever he goes; it doesn’t help that he basically enables people’s behavior.
Mammon wants to ride all of the rollercoasters at an amusement park.
Diavolo would spend all of his money on carnival games if Barbatos and Lucifer didn’t stop him.
Lucifer is usually so tired that he doesn’t care if his feet stick out of the covers as he sleeps.
People would assume that Solomon is tone deaf, but he actually has near-perfect pitch.
Levi and Diavolo would make excellent DJs.
A little-known fact about Beel is that he’s really good at beatboxing.
Asmo can turn anything into a musical instrument.
Diavolo has a tendency to celebrate anniversaries on the wrong day, but because he’s the Demon Prince, everyone around him simply moves the date of the original anniversary to whatever day he wants to celebrate it.
When Cerberus was a puppy, Lucifer took lots of pictures of him and showed them to everyone he knew.
Mammon has volunteered to help with someone’s event before, but then turns around and sends them a bill, demanding that they pay him for his service.
Asmo has mailed envelopes full of glitter to his enemies before.
Satan and Simeon both have binders full of essays on why they were right, but only Satan will crack his open to use in an argument.
Mammon and Asmo draw on the chalkboard when the teacher is out of the room.
Barbatos and Lucifer are certified in Devildom first aid training.
Simeon once mowed Purgatory Hall’s yard at 1 am as he was sleepwalking (scaring Luke and Solomon in the process).
Belphie will often leave new rolls of toilet paper on top of the toilet, much to the chagrin of all of his brothers and MC.
Beel cannot have any drinks in Styrofoam cups because he will squeeze the cup so hard that he punctures it and loses his drink.
Simeon and Lucifer still have the default background for both their computer and phone.
Solomon would feed seagulls (and other birds) laxatives.
Luke really likes pancakes, especially the ones that look like cartoon characters.
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i made a gnome and tried to make a galaxy hat
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