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is this just random moments with my friends? yes.
literally i just post quotes, iconic moments, etc.. please use these for ur headcanons omfg
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update: tried contacting (top?) friend. failed.
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i’ve been trying to get someone to platonically flop on top of me and squish me for nearly an hour now
i tried contacting my best friend but forgot they’re a bottom
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i’ve been trying to get someone to platonically flop on top of me and squish me for nearly an hour now
i tried contacting my best friend but forgot they’re a bottom
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shit heard at highschool but it’s all stuff i’ve said
“are you threatening me with a zucchini”
“im so mad- some stupid gorilla decided it was cool to climb down from a tree and start walking and now i have to be here”
friend: *points at dead midgie*
me: thanatos is coming
me: look out, he’s very hot
“ok but what if i drank gasoline and ate a match”
“beep beep im a helicopter... beep beep... fuck”
“ah yes hello female life forms how are you on this fine evening”
“if i’m not straight at least my lines are”
“watching paint dry is interesting. fight me.”
“i like your hair. it’s stupid, but beautifully stupid, like me.”
“are you vaping tea?” “yes”
teacher: well i suppose you three are working together too?
friend: *snorts*
me: nope, i don’t like to let myself be weighed down by failures
“why don’t we just send all the people with coronavirus out to timbuktu and they can all just have a coronavirus community and just thrive?”
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a quick post on how to have a good day
i'm not a very optimistic or excitable person, but honestly the best way i've found to have a brilliant day is to romanticise the shit out of it. find a way to romanticise everything, then romanticise your day to day schedule. pretend you're in a tv show then be interesting for the audience.
i listen to anime openings on my way to school so i can pretend i'm some cute boy with black hair and an ahoge. i've gotten in the habit of waking up a little earlier than usual so i can shower and make myself a thermos of tea to take with me. i make my lunch the night before i leave so i can cook proper food and put cute treats in there. i love going to the gym at lunch and goofing off failing at volleyball with my friends. i appreciate the little things- even though i have math i also have coding, and even though i hate math i love coding. it's a warm day and my hair looks good, little things like that.
something really important to me is the idea of "taking characters personality traits" and i say go for it!! if that sport show inspires you to join soccer, go for it. get a haircut like your idol character. hell, even name yourself after them. parents do it to their kids all the time, why can't you?
remember though it's ok to take days off, not everyone has the motivation to put in huge amounts of effort to their day. but even if you're a pessimistic person, so am i. just fake it until you make it!! :))
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backstage crew
tilda & lux: *bust out of the backstage door, clutching a bag of cheetos with microphones tangled in their hair*
argo: hey losers whats up where are the children
tilda: you are wearing... fishnet stockings, a miniskirt and doc martens
argo: yeah, where are the children im on hair and makeup duty
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an iconic moment with my friends
tilda: *slaps cate’s ass*
cate: *slaps tilda’s ass back*
tilda: *slaps lux’s ass*
lux: *blushes and creeps into the corner*
tilda: *slaps argo’s ass*
argo: *jumps 2 feet, loses their shit, shrieks and punches tilda in the face*
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my dad just said the word “gay” is used to describe homosexuals because often they’re really really happy-
how do i tell him-
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some more things overheard at a private christian highschool
“a coma is like a 6 month free trial of death”
kid 1: happiness!
kid 2: hehe, he penis
“i want syrup from the jesus cabinet”
“garlic bread until i’m dead”
“i think it would be cool to be shot in the leg”
kid 1: breast implant
kid 2: boner implant
kid 3: PENIS IMPLANT
kid 4, nodding thoughtfully: implant
“can i interact with the stripper”
“i don’t have money for fucking obsidian, cate”
*flicking a piece of elastic* “why does it DO that man... like that’s so cool. PHYSICS!!”
“you gotta make sure you have a very stretchy rude finger so you can point it at people”
“random question but do fish have testicles”
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im done with math homework, im off to make crow friends
see you guys later
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the iliad, the great gatsby, a midsummer night’s dream (again) the entire percy jackson series which i’ve binge read in 4 days... uh i’m sure there’s other one’s but they’re the ones that’ve stuck with me!
what have you all been reading as of lately? anything good?
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help??
so i’ve been really fixated on neurodivergency and i’ve been researching adhd and i’m 80% sure i have it. i show a lot of symptoms and signs of it that my parents have always normalised or told me off for, and i honestly feel like i’m not alone for the first time.
there’s a problem.
my parents were making fun of me for “acting autistic" so i brought up that maybe they could send me to therapy so i could get a diagnosis if i’m so “autistic”. the thing is, because i generally function (or am good at pretending to function) as a fairly neurotypical human being, my parents think a diagnosis would be unnecessary and it’s really stressing me out. instead, they’ve told me i have “nervous energy” and that i don’t need to be living by a diagnosis.
i don’t want to self diagnose because obviously there’s a lot of hate circulating that (for a valid reason) but i feel so awful and wrong because i’ve been taught that the way i behave is a reflection on me, not a possible disorder.
please, how can i explain to them that it would really be beneficial to me if i could see a therapist about this?? any help at all would be appreciated.
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To be honest, I want to learn all my life ! Like knowing about forgotten queens or architectural miracles. Studying foldklore and old philosophical beliefs. Leewrning dead languages and translating The Divine Comedy.
I just want to learn.
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ok but 100 gecs is just crazy frog for mentally ill alt teens
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witchcraft and warlocks
me: there’s a spirit in my room but look! *proudly shows jade necklace* i am protected
friend: obsidian is better
me, dropping all cute baby warlock pretence: i don’t have money for fucking obsidian cate
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greek gods as things my friends have said
ares: you know when you get angry and just wanna hear a crunch? that's not just me, right?
poseidon: is cheeses made from plants stuff
athena: shut up, i'm analysing some analysations of analysed poems. beat that, bitch
dionysus: phisolophosy is my favourite sport
aphrodite: don't you just want to smell like a sexy bouquet
artemis: i'm just not attracted to actors in educational raps about world war 1
hera: hush little baby don't you cry mumma's gonna buy you a packet of communism
zeus: hey alex wanna play anal crossing on my nindo swendo
demeter: i put keanu reaves in my wok and eat him on sundays. he goes well with spinach.
hephaestus: i am not for style or seduction, these shorts are for COMFORT
apollo: if i'm not straight at least my lines are
hades: i'm fine, i just got dumped, possessed by a demon, covered in lunchboxes and sung at by my ex, had an exorcism, watched my best friends married, was resurrected and adopted, then beaten up in the locker room
hermes: skrrt skrrt til you don’t hrrt hrrt *whips*
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so i don’t even know why i’m here i can’t work this website i just have a lot of thoughts and i think the group chat is sick of me
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