hi š bsf upstaging bf with choso???
ok iāve gotten asks for pretty much every other jjk boy on this subject and i want to say something as an overarching theme: all of them aināt shit. not a single one of them. thereās a scale, some (gojo) are worse than others, but in general, none of them really give a fuck, if that means upstaging, sabotaging, or straight up kicking your boyfriend to the curb so that they can be your boyfriend instead then so be it. but theyāre not shit, NONE OF THEM!! but there is a hierarchy and different methods of execution and all that, so hereās where they standĀ
president and ceo of not being shit: satoru gojo
why would satoru care about your boyfriend? in any and all universes, he is raised in a world where consequences mean nothing to him. so what if heās a little rude to this guy? so what if he buys you a ridiculously expensive birthday gift that might be seen as romantic? so what if he offers to take you on a vacation that happens to overlap with your boyfriendās birthday? the worst that will happen to satoru is nothing; the world bends to his whims, never the other way around.
itās a combination of complete self-confidence + trust in you + getting joy out of bothering people that earns him this number one spot. heās confident in every sense of the word, so he doesnāt see your boyfriend as a threat. even if satoru didnāt love you romantically, he wouldnāt see a boyfriend as a threat to your friendship either, because he has no doubts in himselfāand to the second point, he doesnāt have any in you either: youāve proven your loyalty to satoru, proven that even when he pisses you off, you still love him, even when youāre dating somebody else, you still make time for him, even when heās being shitty and stubborn, you donāt kick him to the curb, you just pinch his ear and bring him back down to earth. heās always chosen you, but youāve always chosen him, too, so again, whatās to fear when a boyfriend is added to the equation? nothing, because satoru knows this guy canāt earn or replace the loyalty youāve given him.Ā
and to top it all off, he likes watching your bf grind his teeth. he likes watching this guy have to hold his breath, because what can he say without sounding like an assāhe wonāt ask you to tell satoru to fuck off because he hasnāt done anything wrong. treating your best friend to fancy dinners and exotic getaways and designer clothes is just nice when you have moneyāyour bf would be pretty shitty to deny you that. and heād sound insecure, too. and satoru knows your bf doesnāt have the balls to confront him, and even if he did heād lose. itād be embarrassing. so, satoru wins. he always wins. satoru engages in psychological warfare, and he has the physical strength, social power, and financial security to back it up, so he, literally, can never lose. and, sure, having your bf around is annoying, but itās so much fun to watch other people lose that he lets the guy stick around for a while. youāll get tired of him and run back to satoru eventually, and heāll confess this timeā¦ hopefully.
vice president: kento nanami
if you expected kento to be lower on this list, think again, because he is just as bad. heās only second place because heās not as overt, nor does he wish to actually taunt your boyfriend like satoru would. for kento, youāre just his number one priority. you always have been, ever since you came into his life; it was confusing at first, for him to care so much about you beyond an objective sense of responsibility, but overtime he came to realize that he way he wants to take care of you is different. he doesnāt just want to ensure your comfort and safety physically, he wants to make sure youāre taken care of emotionally, he wants to bear your burdens for you, not just help you through them.
kento is a good friend, a trusted confidant, a reliable person overall, and over the years, heās inadvertently raised your standards. casual situationships and relationships where youāre not the priority become unappealing when youāve had someone by your side for so long whoās treated you better than that. if your best friend can buy you flowers, and make reservations at new restaurants, and drive an hour to pick you up in the rain, and cook for you when youāre feeling sick, then why would you tolerate anything less in a romantic partner? these things are the bare minimum to kento, but most other men fall far below average; itās hard for them to compete where they cannot compare.Ā
so when you do accept a partner, kento is skeptical at best. he knows that what he does for the people in his life isnāt necessarily special, but he doubts that your boyfriend is capable of doing even thatāand even if he does meet the standards, heāll be outclassed anyway. because kento is a good person, but heā gotten really good at how to be good to you. your boyfriend might get you flowers, but kento already knows your favorites. your boyfriend might send chocolates, but he doesnāt know which ones youāre allergic to, and the brand you prefer; kento does, which is why the ones he bought for you are gone within the week, and the generic box sent over by your boyfriend was re-gifted to satoru. when you voice your doubts about a date your boyfriend mentioned wanting to plan, kento feigns interest, and then innocence when he asks if youāre busy a few days later, if youād like to help him bake something insteadāsomething he knows youād much rather do. the short version isākento knows you, and he uses it to his advantage. he uses the knowledge gained during your friendship to outclass anybody in your dating pool, and he does it so smoothly that it hardly seems intentional or harmful, but it is. which is why heās just as bad, if not worse, than satoru.Ā
treasurer: megumi fushiguroĀ
thereās actually no au in which megumi isnāt shit because no matter how you square it, he gets it from his daddy. whether heās raised by just satoru, just toji, or some au where he has them both in his lifeāthe common denominator is that theyāre there. if megumi ever did confide in either of them about hating your boyfriend, both satoru and toji would offer the same advice: ācanāt you just get rid of him? whatās he got on you?ā which is absolutely not how you should parent a child...
megumi might have his doubts about his personality, but heās never been insecure about his appearance. itās hard to be when he looks like that, but also when heās had either toji or satoru (or god forbid, both) in his ear his entire life. he might have some fucked up attachment issues and skepticisms about the general population, but he has a very secure view of himself. so, to start, heās not impressed by your boyfriend, and is honestly a little offended that you think this guy is objectively more attractive, or that youāre more romantically/sexually attracted to him that you are to megumiāor even, any of your other friends. heād rather you start dating nobara or yuuji, at least he could live with that because those are pretty people, but your choice in boyfriendsā¦ heās not trying to be mean but you could do better. youāve done better.Ā
secondly, megumiā¦. doesnāt care about him. at all. heās not like satoru in that it brings him happiness to tease your boyfriend, heās not like kento in that he skews your standards in his favor to nudge your boyfriend out of the picture; megumi literally does not care if this guy lives or dies. your boyfriend could drop dead and megumi would be like damnā¦ thatās crazyā¦ and move on with his life. which is a wild view to have of your best friendās partner; and it also drives said partner to madness because why the fuck wonāt your childhood friend acknowledge his existence?? but again, megumi doesnāt care that his apathy towards your boyfriend bothers himāmegumi doesnāt see him, doesnāt know him, doesnāt care to know him, and it drives a wedge in your relationship.Ā
thirdly, megumi is, canonically, a bully to people he doesnāt like. if your boyfriend gets angered enough to the point of confronting megumi, or whining to you, then itās inconsequential to megumi to hurt him, and he wonāt hold back. also on the reverse side, if there was a situation in which your boyfriend was getting hurt or needed help, then megumi is not helping. heād probably just watch, or join in.Ā
after a while, megumi grows past apathy into exhaustion. he thinks you should do better, he thinks you should know better, he thinks heās better. and he is. heāll show you that. (also, he is most likely to try to seduce you into infidelity because he doesnāt care about your boyfriend, so youāre single to him).Ā
first secretary of not giving a fuck: yuuji itadoriĀ
jealousy is something that yuuji used to feel guilty about, guilty enough to drive him to confiding in satoru/nanami about his feelings and seeking advice for how to deal with it, because he thought being jealous meant that he was being a bad friend to you. but neither of his mentors are shit, so yuuji learns to adopt the age old mantra: all is far in love and war.Ā
heās better than satoru in the sense that he doesnāt antagonize your boyfriend, heās better than kento in the sense that he doesnāt outwardly outclass your boyfriendās efforts, heās better than megumi in the sense that he does care about people outside of his immediate circle of friends, and as long as your boyfriend is a human, then yuuji will care about his life; but in all other senses, yuuji is surprisingly neutral, and in some cases, actually worse.Ā
yuuji has two things to his advantage that he absolutely abuses: his likability, and his strength. when it comes to likability, he can just play the friendly, nice guy card. wrapping his arm around your shoulder, twirling you around in a hug, pinching your cheeks, playing with your hair, laying on your lapāheās just yuuji, heās just being friendly, heās just being nice. itād be pretty shitty of your boyfriend to tell him to be meaner to you, no? ^.^ yuuji is also sneaky with this in that he uses it to say otherwise mean things under the guise of a friendly disguise, and people rarely think otherwise of it. (āitās fine if you go to the club with us if your bf doesnāt want you to. itās not like youāre gonna marry himā āare those boxes giving you trouble, man? not surprising, haha!ā āyou guys didnāt break up yet? aw... i mean... well, no i meant that, but come on, letās take shots!ā all said with a smile that looks like this šš on his face)
in terms of strength, itās an unbeatable challenge for your boyfriendābecause even if he gets pissed off at yuuji being too close to you, too affectionate with you, too sweet to you, whatās he gonna do? because he certainly canāt beat yuuji in a fightāhe couldnāt even beat yuuji in a race, he couldnāt even beat yuuji at mario kart, so thereās nothing for your boyfriend to do but shutup and wallow. Ā
second secretary: yuuta okkotsu
does he need an explanationā¦ does mr. āhow rude, this is pure loveā need an explanationā¦ does mr. āi will kill itadori yuuji myselfā need an explanationā¦ does mr. āi wonāt let sensei kill his best friend again, [iāll do it myself]ā need an explanationā¦ hasnāt he already proved himself as the single most loyal and contently insane person on the planetā¦Ā
once you have yuutaās loyalty, you have it forever. not even for life, because heād find a way to transcend space and time to protect you in the next one. even if, for some reason, you didnāt want it anymore, you have it; yuutaās love is final sale, no exchanges or returns. the only reason heās not ranked to be worse than megumi or yuuji is because yuuta has one grave disadvantage: he is not normally confrontational, and is the definition of anxious LOL. heād feel bad if he didnāt make an effort to get to know your boyfriend, but that doesnāt mean he has to like him...
yuuta might know that he has feelings for you, but heās honestly content with a platonic relationship if thatās how you choose to express it towards him. if you want to be friends, then heās your friend; your love is that pure and vital to him, that he takes it in whatever form he gets it. heās desperate for you in a way that has him completely at your whim; he doesnāt need reciprocity to love you, just knowing you, and knowing you accept his love is more than enough. keeping him around as friend, keeping him in your life, keeping him in your mindāthatās all yuuta could truly ever want. so, even when you have a boyfriend, it stings a bit at first, but as long as you still have the same amount of room in your life for yuuta, then he wonāt do any harm to this guy.Ā
unless: (a) your boyfriend makes it difficult for yuuta to have access to you, (b) your boyfriend outrightly ticks yuuta off, or (c) the worst option, your boyfriend does something to hurt you or make you sad, then heās off yuutaās radar completely. he wonāt confront, and he wonāt intervene. but if any of those conditions are not met, even for a second, then your boyfriend is as good as gone and thereās little anyone, yourself included, can do to stop him.Ā
honorable board members: choso kamo, toji fushiguro, toge inumaki
everything about choso is on sight. it takes one wrong move, the slightest misstep, even a breath out of place and he will end your relationship and your boyfriendās life if he has to. choso does not play when it comes to the people he loves, he wonāt stand for you being hurt or mistreated in any way. thereās no subtle psychological warfare, thereās no shovel talk, thereās no blame game: choso sees something wrong, and he takes it upon himself to correct it. your partners have one chance to treat you right, or theyāll wish they hadnāt met choso to begin with.
toji doesnāt really chase people, but you have always been the exception. he hates to admit it, but heāll follow you anywhere you go, not caring for whoever else you decide to bring along. if the journey of your life is a car ride, toji always calls shotgun, and he doesnāt really care who else gets in the backseat, until they ask him to get out of hisāthen thereās a problem. and heās never once felt bad about turning some guy into a hitchhiker.Ā
the greater good should be thankful that toge takes a voluntary vow of silence, because if he said even half of the things that were on his mind, the world might, quite literally, be set on fire. toge doesnāt careānot like megumi, him not caring isnāt apathy towards the life or death of other people, he just doesnāt care what reaction his actions pull out of people. youāve told him itās annoying when he pinches your cheeks and steals your boba, but that wonāt stop him from doing it, esp not when you look so cute when youāre angry. yeah, he knows people get annoyed by his pranks, but thatās whatever. he knows your boyfriend hates when togeās around you, but he doesnāt care. if it brings toge joy, heāll do it. honestly, even if it doesnāt bring him joy, heāll do it because he wants to. heās not immune to consequences like satoru, he simply doesnāt care about them! heāll just deal with it, heās got a high tolerance for itāyour boyfriend, however, seems like a weakling, so toge will simply outlast him. heās outlasted all the others :)Ā
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SOMETHING SUPER SWEET
jjk men x baker f!reader
wc: 757
featuring: satoru gojo, suguru geto, nanami kento, choso kamo, yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, yuta okkotsu.
summary ; jjk men headcannons with a baker girlfriend !
Satoru Gojo LOVES the fact that you can bake. Coming back to a sweet treat is like a dream come true. If youāre having insecurities about trying something new out, heās the first to reassure you that itās already perfect on the first go. He loves watching you bake when thereās downtime. Whenever youāre distracted he likes to dip his finger into the batter and have an early tasteā¦ which leads into a spoonful, then another, and another. Next thing you know, youāre giving Satoru a slice of cake while heās in bed with a stomach ache because he insists heās TOTALLY fine and doesnāt want it to go to waste.Ā
Suguru Geto claims to be indifferent. He comes over and sees a brownie, heāll only eat it because āyou made them.ā Truth is, he loves them so, so much. After a full day of having to take in awful curses, thereās nothing better than having something delicate that his sweet girlfriend made. Maybe one day heāll vocally express his love for them, but you already tell how much he enjoys them by the look in his eyes when he comes back to the smell.Ā
Nanami Kento, being the man he is, helps you. He loves coming back to see you midway through baking. Doesnāt matter if heās tired, heāll wash his hands and jump right in with you. He loves it when you make bread together. Itās perfect for him to pack it up for his lunch the next day. He doesnāt lean towards sweets, maybe having a bite or two and leaving the rest for you. But the second you make croissants, muffins, biscuits, you name it.. heās thinking about the perfect time to propose.Ā
Choso Kamo is amazed. Seriously, like.. how is this possible? He gets a little nervous whenever you tell him to join you, he just doesnāt want to screw up since you always do it perfectly. Choso ends up enjoying it a lot! He gets happy whenever it starts forming together. One thing he loves doing, decorating the cookies after. You give him a couple of piping bags with different icings and a tray of sprinkles and heās sitting there for who knows how long trying to make it look perfect for you. He loves watching you bake, not just staring at the dough as you make it from nothing to something, but the look on your face once itās complete and youāre satisfied.
Yuji Itadori takes pride in having a girlfriend who can bake. Every time you make something, youāll always have to make extras so he can take it for his friends. Gives them to others with the biggest smile on his face saying that you were the one who made them. Heās quite literally your number-one fan. Encourages you to open some sort of shop, even if you claim itās just a hobby, so he can pass on the delight of these sweets to others. Everyone has to know what a real dessert tastes like! But you always have to make sure that thereās plenty left for him.
Megumi Fushiguro doesnāt mind it. He doesnāt go out of his way to ask for anything but if you offer, sure heāll take some. As long as itās not anything insanely sweet, he quite enjoys it. Loves it when you make something with dark chocolate though. He drinks black coffee of course he wouldnāt mind some dark chocolate cookies or something simple like a fruit coated in dark chocolate. Whenever you do manage to get him to eat something a little more on the sweeter side, he never complains. Itās something that you made. He claims to never say anything against it because that would be rude but really, itās the only sweet thing heāll ever fully enjoy without complaining.Ā
Yuta Okkotsu enjoys making sweets for you! It started when one day you gave him a cupcake as a treat for the stress that heās endured, then the next day he gives you a 2 tiered cake. This man will always give you something in return. Sure he mightāve never considered the idea of baking but once you two started dating and he saw how much you enjoyed it, he started practicing so one day you two can do it together. It slowly became normal for you two to make each other something every once in a while. Sure his baking might be really good, but he claims that heāll never reach your level. Thereās something about your sweets that makes his day instantly better.
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notes ; i wrote this because i was watching a baking show LMAOO
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It was your evening routine, now. Kento was decompressing from work. You sat back and listened, rubbing your temples with your fingertips. He paced around the kitchen, clattering pans, crushing garlic, ranting.
"--introduced a new merge lane near Ginza. No advance warning of course. 'Traffic committee', are they? Bunch of clowns--"
The pan started sizzling, with mellowsoft aromas filling the house.
"--filing under category 1.1 instead of category 1.2, so I went back and did the whole thing again. Wouldn't happen if we switched over to e-copies--"
Two steaks flung with force, ejecting garlic cloves from the pan, to skitter away across the hob. Kento tutted at the garlic, picking them up and flinging them back in, too hard, to hop out of the pan again and he growled at the garlic now--
"--convenience store stopped the black pepper focaccia, people obviously have no taste, want sweet bread instead like they're fucking children--"
You were about to snap, you swore to God--
"--honestly I'd rather see a bunch of dogs in dinner jackets stand for election--"
You stood, clapping your hands once, sharply, and Kento jumped, looking at you mulishly as he flipped the steaks; "Enough! Fucking hell, Old-Man-Shouts-At-Moon, are you quite finished?"
Kento was silent for a moment, offended. As you poured the wine, simmering under his premature middle-aged grump, you heard a mollified little grumble above the sizzle of dinner.
"...any way to talk to your husband?...just having a conversation--"
"Be quiet and drink your wine before I bite you, Kento."
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toji loves listening to you ramble. i really think he does. he finds your voice so soothing, so comforting, no matter whatever the fuck you're actually talking about. he's lazing on the coach at home while you're out running some errands and ranting about how stupid people can be over the phone. he laughs quietly to himself, very amused by your annoyed tone. but he loves it. he wants to hear what you've bought, where you've been, what you've eaten, where you're going next. he loves hearing you talk to the barista, never ending the call with him. he listens to you order a sweet little beverage and he's smiling, happy about the fact that you're having a good time.
he can't wait until you come home though. he already knows you're going to step inside and immediately hit him with another ramble as if you weren't just on the phone with him. he watches you kick off your shoes and remove your coat, he watches you place your bags onto the table before making your way over to him. you give him a big toothy grin and he doesn't even have time to respond because you're already falling flat on him. folding your hands on his chest, you rest your chin on top of them - staring at your boyfriend at an uncanny angle. his big arms curl around your middle and now you truly feel at home.
"arytiredfmyet?"
he rumbles a chuckle from beneath you and pinches your side, reveling in the little squeak you let out. "ya gotta speak louder than that, sweetheart."
with an eye-roll, you grumble back. "i asked whether you're tired of me yet..."
he looks so terribly comfy. and homey. and he smells so fucking good. you've never seen a boyfriend look so boyfriend. he's warm and he's looking at you with the softest eyes, despite the little smug grin that's creeping on his lips.
"ya got more for me?"
"i'm afraid so. awful, just awful things happened on the bus." you nod your head, eyes big - emphasizing your words like you almost died on your way back home and his insides feel extremely gooey. you're so close and you're warm, too. he can feel your heartbeat pounding directly above his own, the touch is just right. he knows you're tired; you've had a long day but you're still so set on talking his ears off and he loves you.
his scarred hands knead the skin of your waist. he looks like a big domesticated wolf. you want to scratch his ears. you surpress your desire to tell him that though. his lips stretch into a proper smile and your stomach fills with butterflies.
"can't wait to hear all about it, sweetheart."
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SYNOPSIS. how they kiss you.
TAGS. gojo, nanami, toji, geto, shiu x reader, kinda suggestive so 16+.
NOTES. i need them all badly. or just general affection. i just need love y'all.
gojo:
gojo kisses you like he's scared you'll slip through his fingers at any given moment. his touches are tender, his gaze longing even as caresses you. his kisses are slow, passionate, endearing. you have to grasp his shirt to maintain balance as he lets one hand trail down to encircle your waist. he breaths heavily as he pulls his blindfold off fully, brows furrowing as he focuses on moving his lips with yours and drinking in the sweet sound of your sighs and gasps when his hands start to roam over your body. "that look in your eyes," he smiles. "you're beautiful. keep gracing me with your attention, dove."
nanami:
nanami tends to peck you more than fully kiss you. little pecks on your cheek or forehead. but when he does kiss you, you're usually already finding that your breath is heavy and your face is hot because his teasing is subtle yet mind-melting. he has your back against the wall, his arm above your head as his other hand clasps your hip, pulling you into him. your vision is hazy, love-drunk as you plead with him incoherently. who is he to deny you? his lips are soft yet heavy on yours as you both lean into each other, desperate for body heat and further contact. you sometimes hear and feel him chuckle into the kiss, heavily endeared by your needy state. "is this how you get? hm, you're a little minx, but i anticipate that you already know that," he laughs breathily.
toji:
toji tends to surprise you with hot, intimate kisses when you least expect it. he'll approach you from behind, groan at the sight of your wide eyes as he presses his front to your back and grabs you by your upper throat, index finger tracing your jaw. at this point, your legs are already shaking, so you find it hard to contain yourself when he presses his lips to yours and tangles your tongue with his. you have to pause your rational thinking and allow yourself to succumb to the heat radiating from his body, the soft breathy chuckles he releases into the kiss when you whine. he'll then pull away, trace his index finger over your bottom lip as you gaze up at him, eyes pooling with a desire to continue what he stopped. he smirks at you, "you're gonna start things you can't finish with the way ya' lookin' at me, doll."
geto:
geto kisses you knowing full well you crumble under his mere touch. he'd guide you to face him with a firm grasp on your chin, a subtle smirk on his lips as he hears your breath hitch. you're not nervous, simply smitten. he teases you with gentle pecks to your lips, a smile gracing his own when you huff in frustration. āyou seem almost ungrateful,ā he teases, letting you deepen one of his kisses. his brow eventually furrows as he succumbs to your own desire, his hands manoeuvring you to sit on his lap, your hands on his chest. you both caress each other as if your life were dependent on it, your lashes fluttering when the kiss finally breaks and youāre both left panting and grasping each other.
shiu:
shiu's kisses are only ever long when you're being intimate. otherwise, his kisses last a few seconds at most. itās not because he doesnāt like the motion, rather because he shows his affection through acts of service and long, silent but comfortable embraces. he kisses you as youād expect a lover to, letting you run your hands over his body as he leans against the dining table. his hands run up and down your sides, eventually moving to do the same to your back as you press kisses to his cheekbones and jaw, a subtle grunt escaping him from the attention to the sensitive areas. āyouāre a real darlinā, gettinā me all shaky like this. itās like you enjoy seeing me struggle to control myself.ā
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