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he/they ◇ *SLLORP SLIRPSLIRRPsLORP* me eating terfs ◇ anyways pls don't talk to me I am nothing more than a mere fly on the wall
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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog
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calling all asexuals and ace supporters!!! The asexual tag is flooded with bots rn! If you wanna help out the ace mafia, go report and block them! There is more than one so doing it for just a few is good but not going to kill them off! Thank you for you time!
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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
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ill be completely fine and dandy one day then wake up and become a little hater like... what the what why are you so violently disgusted by everything and everyone?? eat a damn snickers bitch go back to bed
#im literally just a little hater by blood istg#like fuck it tbh i just wanna be the little elf living in your house judging you and scaring away your house guests#screw everyone forever im disappearing into the woods#except my dog#i love him always
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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I felt bad about Mike Flanagan not being included so I decided to make another poll.
Inspired by @ktlsyrtis 's poll.
Please, please, please reblog this so it reaches the widest audience possible.
Also sorry if I'm not the only one who's done another poll.
#neil gaiman#wil wheaton#lynda carter#chuck tingle#mike flanagan#diane duane#personally i choose all of them#that would be delightful
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not smash, not pass, but a secret third thing (platonic appreciation)
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seeing anybody tag one of my posts as #fav is such an insane compliment. me? you chose me and my shitty little post? you've archived it?? I made it, up there with the big boys me and my stupid idiot post?? I love you
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RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM
Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn
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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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that's it, I'm gonna boop every fucking person I see, no one is safe
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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
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