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yourheadisacannon · 5 years

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Hey, it’s Studious Eir from Discord! I’m gonna be real basic here. Can you write some friend/fluff HCs for Veronica, Eir, and Sharena? Hope this is alright.

HHHHHHH OKAY HERE WE GO. i’ll be honest with you, i’ve never written these three before. i’ve imagined it, but never actually done it, so bear with me. here are your sheironica friendcanons and fluffcanons ft. brufonse. prepare for fuck tons of cute domestic… stuff.

so i started thinking about it and i ended up in a fucking whirlwind of stuff for a modern au and i just got really carried away with it, i hope these are okay.

so, in this modern universe, here’s how they met: sharena first met veronica via alfonse being with bruno. despite veronica being 5 years younger, they got along really well.

and sharena met eir in a college lecture. they’re both business majors. long story short, sharena’s alarm didn’t go off, she ended up being almost late, she arrived at the last second and took the last open spot next to eir.

“Is this seat taken?” “Oh, no, it’s not. you’re welcome to sit there.” “Oh great, thank you.”

and that’s how they met. they started sitting next to each other in their lectures, eventually exchanged contact info, and they became friends, mostly because of sharena’s unbridled enthusiasm.

the first time she invited eir over, her parents were away on a business trip, and alfonse had invited bruno and veronica over.

and that’s where veronica and eir meet!

and they find out that they all have similar interests in fantasy and, get this, D&D.

so they start a campaign with bruno and alfonse, bruno agreeing to be the dm.

somewhere along the campaign, veronica made sharena and eir get married, even though she’s not a priest. nobody is really sure what happened with that, but they’re still married, despite not being sure if it’s legally binding.

ANYWAYS

the two start inviting veronica along to join in their hangouts. shenanigans ensue (only a little). they take her out shopping and out to have fun, she starts calling sharena and eir “mom” and “mother”, respectively. they just roll with it. they’ve adopted her.

THEY BRAID EACH OTHER’S HAIR A LOT. sharena really likes doing the braiding, but doesn’t like having her hair braided, meanwhile veronica likes having her hair braided but not doing the braiding, and eir likes both, so sharena braids eir’s hair while eir braids veronica’s, and veronica tells them about this really weird dream she had where she was a princess hellbent on destroying this other kingdom (how strange)

oh yeah veronica has been scheming things too

scheme name: get sharena and eir to date.

step 1: get alfonse and bruno involved. status: failed. alfonse refused to get into sharena’s love life, bruno does not meddle.

step 2: talk to sharena, get her to admit her feelings for eir. status: success. sharena shares literally every single one of the feelings that eir gives her whenever she’s around.

step 3: talk to eir, imply sharena’s feelings for her, don’t outright say it. status: probably successful?. eir has also spilled her feelings for sharena, but in a much more calm and collected way, compared to sharena’s jetstream of emotions.

step 4: invite them both out to a specific location, don’t show up. status: ???

she receives several texts from the two, asking where she is.

“vero, where are you???” - sharena

“oh yeah, about that…” - veronica

“what did you do?” - eir

“something came up, i can’t come. enjoy your date, lovebirds.” - veronica.

[Veronica has logged off]

long story short, they actually went on a date, sharena was bright red the whole time, eir was dying inside because oh my god sharena is so cute

status: success

veronica is the first one to be told, obviously, as winglady #1 she should be the first one to know.

i can write that into a coherent story later if you want me to.

now back to our regularly scheduled headcanons.

movie nights are a thing most definitely.

sharena loves animated movies, i.e. disney, dreamworks, etc.

eir actually really likes action and romcoms.

veronica is a horror film fanatic. that has the other two shook.

so whenever veronica gets to pick, it’s always a horror movie. she starts off with the really chill, kinda boring horror movies, then progressively chooses scarier ones.

sharena does not like horror movies, she makes that perfectly clear, but she still watches them because veronica wants to watch them. eir is pretty indifferent, she’s not really bothered by horror movies (i mean, have you met her mother?)

it has become an established tradition that they always go out for ice cream or froyo on fridays after they all get out of school/classes. whichever one they get varies from week to week.

it has become a running joke that whenever something mildly inconveniencing happens, it’s veronica’s fault and she gets “grounded”.

a plate accidentally gets broken.

“VERONICA YOU’RE GROUNDED.”

“BUT MOTHER.”

eir is an amazing baker, meanwhile sharena is a fantastic cook. veronica isn’t particularly interested in either, but she’s pretty good at both.

after sharena and eir have been dating for a while, they get an apartment together, and the spare bedroom is officially dubbed veronica’s room.

sharena is a dog person, eir likes cats, veronica likes birds.

sharena and eir end up adopting an older male dog from a shelter, an akita named Ning (pronounced neeng), meaning “calm, peaceful, serene” after the dogs laid-back personality.

veronica becomes very attached to said dog. the dog watches horror movies with her when she decides to watch them by herself.

one day, veronica comes over and starts ranting about this girl in her class that she finds absolutely annoying.

neither of the two older girls is sure why she’s upset, other than that this girl, Ylgr they believe her name is, talks a lot and veronica finds it annoying.

veronica believes in aliens, sharena believes in ghosts, eir thinks they’re both full of shit.

the first time veronica utters a swear in front of them, sharena is scandalized, until eir calls her out, saying that she swears more often than the both of them.

“BUT SHE’S MY SWEET, INNOCENT DAUGHTER.”

“one, she’s not your daughter so you have no say in how she speaks, two, she’s like sixteen. so long as she’s not doing drugs or getting into any sort of trouble, she’s fine.”

hhhhhhh my brain has run out of ideas for now and i think this post is getting a bit longer than i want it to be. but i can totally flesh some of these out if you’d like! like sharena and eir’s date, or movie nights or whatever. just shoot me another ask! i’d be happy to write it for you.

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yourheadisacannon · 5 years

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Arvis and Valter using Feh as a soccer ball

1, i’d like to apologize if you wanted me to write this, but i am not familiar with those characters. as much as i’d like to fulfill the request, i cannot. my apologies.

2, …wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THAT POOR OWL???!?!?! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!

#Anonymous #omni answers #anonymous ask #fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fe heroes #why would you even think about doing that #feh is an owl not a toy

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yourheadisacannon · 5 years

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Todoiida headcannons?

since you didn’t specify what you wanted, i put a bunch of ideas on a wheel and spun it. and i got: tattooartist x florist au.

Alrighty then my children, sit the fuck down, buckle up, and get ready for some god damn headcanons

TodoIida Tattoo Artist x Florist headcanons

Todoroki is most certainly not the tattoo artist

Nonono he is the florist.

Our dear Todoroki Shouto runs a small flower shop called “Phenomenon”.

It’s a simple shop, nothing too fancy in terms of decorations, since it was full of flowers. you had big, barrel-like pots on the ground in one section of the shop, tiered shelves in another, plants hanging from the ceiling

The shop just so happens to be right next door to a tattoo parlor.

Ingenium, a world famous tattoo parlor, owned and operated by Iida Tensei.

Well, I say operated, but, since he’s always out and about doing pop-ups and conventions and things, it’s actually operated by one Iida Tenya.

Now, these two shops don’t generally interact with each other, because why would they?

They generally just let each other be, save for the times fuyumi and natsuo come by to see shouto and then gone to the tattoo parlor. Apparently fuyumi knows the owner somehow?

Until one day, a tall, muscular, and heavily tattooed man walks into todoroki’s flower shop.

Strange, he isn’t the type of person who enter his shop. But who is he to judge?

He did look familiar, but shouto just couldn’t put his finger on it.

It wasn’t until after the man had turned to look at an arrangement todoroki had put together earlier that day that he sees the back of his shirt and immediately knows why he recognizes the man.

He’s the manager of the tattoo parlor next door! tensei’s younger brother.

“may I help you find anything?”

shouto you startled him. you idiot.

“o-oh! yes, i wanted to get a bouquet of flowers. they’re for my brother. he was in an accident.”

With an understanding nod, shouto begins into a spiel about various types of flowers and their meanings as he goes about putting the bouquet together.

“i see. well, it’s good to know that you’re quite knowledgeable about your craft.”

…

“n-not that i thought you wouldn’t be!”

Shouto dismisses it with a soft, borderline inaudible laugh. ‘cute’ was all he could think as he heard this mans nervous rambles.

He gives him the bouquet, and just as the man gets ready to pay him, he waves his hand.

“just take them, iida,” he says “and tell tensei that shouto todoroki says to get better soon, or fuyumi will get upset.”

“wait, you’re shouto? fuyumi and natsuo’s younger brother?”

“so you’ve heard of me.”

they delve into a conversation about how iida says “fuyumi has told me so much about you.”

“she always said you were quite a stoic person, but from what i see, that’s not quite true.”

“guess you caught me on a a good day then. you might want to get those flowers to your brother before they start to wilt.”

“oh, yes, i believe i should.”

he thanks shouto for his time and begins to leave when he suddenly stops, hand on the door handle, and turns back to shouto.

“i really am grateful for this, todoroki. maybe i can make it up to you? i could give you a tattoo, free of charge.”

a tattoo, huh? free of charge, plus he gets to see the cute blue-haired guy again. hmm…

“i might just take you up on that offer.”

BADADADA two weeks later and he’s still thinking about that offer iida gave him.

And how could he not? seeing as iida came over every other day or so to give him updates on tensei’s condition, shouto relaying that information to his siblings so they’ll stop worrying. They don’t stop worrying. It’s a lost cause.

They had actually become friends within those times he came over, and shouto felt himself falling more in love with iida, and iida found himself doing the same with shouto.

Fuyumi keeps telling him he should ask iida out, and he’s contemplated it, but talked himself out of it everytime. He couldn’t handle the rejection.

but now, shouto finds himself closing up the shop one afternoon as he prepares to go on his lunch break, thinking about that offer from iida.

He had put quite a bit of thought into what kind of tattoo he would get, where he would get it, he looked up care instructions, despite knowing iida would tell him what needed done to take care of it. the boy does his research, okay?

he ended up settling on a simple floral design on the inside of his left forearm.

So, taking his design with him, he walked next door.

The tattoo parlor looked exactly as he remembered the first time he entered it to introduce himself as the shop next door. well, almost exactly. it had been touched up and got a few new decorations, but other than that, it still remained with its sleek and modern industrial style design.

Exposed metal beams across the ceiling, black leather seating, etc. Y’know, the exact opposite of shouto’s store.

“hello, how may i- oh! todoroki, you came.”

“hello, iida. yes, i decided i’d take you up on your offer.”

shiiiiiit iida nooooo stop smiling, you’re making todoroki nervous.

“great. right this way then.”

he was led to one of the many different stations, iida asking him various questions about what he wanted and where he wanted it, shouto responding with short yet descriptive answers.

As iida is preparing everything for his tattoo, he starts to explain the whole process.

“well, it’s good to know that you’re quite knowledgeable about your craft.”

that cause iida to stop mid sentence and mid action, and when he looks up at shouto again, they both start to laugh.

holy fuck iida’s laugh is so nice.

god dammit shouto, you’re in too deep.

Iida continues on with his work and, after receiving the design and lining out the piece on shouto’s arm, he begins to permanently put the art in shouto’s skin.

it was a lengthy process, as iida said it would be, but it was rather calming, to shouto’s surprise. he’d never liked needles, but this didn’t bother him. in fact, he’d have forgotten the needles altogether if it hadn’t been for the fact that they were putting ink in his arm.

as soon as it was over, shouto kinda wished he had picked a more intricate design, simply so he’d have to be here longer. but, looking down at his plastic covered forearm, he decides that, yes, this one is perfect.

Once again, iida goes over all of the care instructions, despite already having given shouto an entire pamphlet of them.

Ask him out shouto. You know you want to. It’s now or never.

“Hey, iida?”

“Yes todoroki?”

…

Say it shouto! Say it!

“Would you like to go on a date with me?”

Nice! Now for his response.

The inevitable rejection.

He obviously doesn’t like you like that. I mean, you only just became friends, he doesn’t know you that well. What made you think he’d like you like that? Absolutely insane. You never should have said anything-

“Yes. I’d really enjoy going on a date with you, Todoroki.”

HE SAID YES? OH THANK GOD. i thought shouto was gonna have a breakdown for a moment there.

“Well, if we’re going on a date, then call me Shouto.”

“Alright Shouto, since we’re going on a first-name basis, then you have to call me Tenya.”

“Okay Tenya. I’ll see you tonight? At 6?”

“Absolutely. I’ll see you tonight, Shouto.”

And with that, Shouto went back to his shop.

You can bet your ass that the first thing he did was tell Fuyumi that ‘he has a date with the hot tattoo artist from the parlor next door’.

i hope this is what you wanted when you sent this ask, my dearest anon.

thanks to @psychic-tagalong for naming suggestions for todoroki’s flower shop, as well as helping me past writing blocks that i ran face first into. my nose still hurts.

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yourheadisacannon · 5 years

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Always up for todoiideku

@scarlet-the-cat sorry this took so long!

also, good, because i will post and reblog todoiideku until i die, and in the afterlife.

HAVE SOME MUSHY, LOVEY, AND DOMESTIC HEADCANONS (because domestic headcanons make me happy ^_^)

everyone can see it: they’re in love with each other, but no one will say anything.

because iida is too respectful of the other two and the friendships he’s built with them to anything.

and todoroki wouldn’t say anything because i don’t honestly think he’s experienced these types of relationships so he wouldn’t say something mostly out of confusion.

and deku, the poor soul, overthinks it so much so that his brain has gone into shutdown mode out of anxiety.

it took a lot of interference from friends (mainly ashido, jirou, and hagakure) for them to actually get together.

so matchmaker squad gets together and sets them up with each other.

the plan: jirou talks to todoroki, hagakure talks to iida, and ashido talks to deku, and they all get set on a date.

“hey, i have a friend that really likes you but is too shy to say, so they asked me to ask you out.” or something like that.

todoroki is, unsurprisingly, the hardest to persuade, but with a little effort and a calm, level head, jirou manages to pull it off.

and they all show up! albeit, very confused, yes, but they do show up!

“iida? todoroki? what are you doing here?”

“well, i could ask the same of you, midoriya-kun.”

it takes about 5 minutes of confused chatter and watch checking, but deku is the first to realize it.

“w-wait, who asked you here?”

“jirou did…” “hagakure-san.”

“okay, uh, did they say ‘i have a friend who likes you and asked me to ask you out for them’?”

and then, because of that and izuku’s bright, lobster colored face, it hits them: these are the people i’m supposed to meet.

now it’s confession time!

todoroki is the first to say something, somehow.

“i’m not really sure how to put this, because i’ve never really experienced these feelings before, but, Midoriya, Iida, i, uh, like you? a lot? romantically?”

cue iida’s face exploding into redness.

“w-well, yes, after deep thought and consideration, i would like to say that i have feelings for the both of you as well.”

FOE’S DEKU HAS FAINTED.

but yeah once izuku wakes up, it’s a feels party. they end up snuggling.

when they finally got together, after a little while of being together and staying in each others’ rooms, sleeping on beds that were too small to fit all three comfortably, iida managed to persuade the dorm committee to move them to a larger shared room with a bigger bed.

iida is absolutely a little spoon, and you can’t change my mind.

when watching movies, todoroki is in the middle, iida to his right and deku to his left.

iida is to his right because i think that, because of the amount of running he does, and with the engines in his legs, i would think he would be warmer so being on todoroki’s right, which is colder, would be helpful in cooling down.

and i would think deku would be on his left because he, one, loves the warmth, and two, warmth helps relieve muslce tension and is good on old and recurring injuries (*cough* constant bone breakage *cough*)

midoriya is the best cook out of the three, iida is the healthiest, and todoroki just straight up can’t cook.

i mean this boy nearly burnt down the kitchen trying to make tamagoyaki. it was a disaster.

deku is teaching him how to cook, but when it comes to cooking, todoroki is a very slow learner.

if they were to adopt a pet together, then they would probably end up with a cat at first, until deku suddenly shows up with a dog he found on his way home.

the cat, a Balinese named Yasu (japanese name, meaning peaceful, quiet) prefers todoroki over the others, though mainly for his left side, yet still tolorates the other two.

the dog, an angry little Pomsky affectionately named Kacchan, hates todoroki and deku equally, and tends to cling to iida.

this dog is actually bakudog.

the last time a bunch of members of class 1-a visited their larger dorm for game night or whatever, bakudog practically lept on kirishima.

but bakudog absolutely despises bakugou.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE DOG.

they do play video games together sometimes, like: mario kart, smash bros, splatoon, y'know, games like those.

speaking of smash bros, deku is a little mac main. todoroki mains marth. iida doesn’t main anyone yet, but will probably, in my personal opinion, main mario or samus.

yep.

game nights aren’t very frequent amongst them, as they can get a bit heated (no pun intended), so they prefer movie nights or reading nights.

Reading nights include mostly deku reading a book aloud because he does different voices for each of the characters, and iida and shouto love the effort he puts into making the books come to life.

tenya is their tutor when they need homework help, and refuses to let them go to anyone else.

shouto does all of the food shopping

shouto also spoils his boyfriends with gifts and things all the time.

deku likes making things for his boyfriends, and since he has the pleasure of being inko midoriya’s child, she helps him with any sewing projects he has.

uhhhh, what were those other ones…

OH YEAH

deku is the first the introduce his boyfriends to his parent(s), and inko is immediately accepting of her sons’ lovers.

she is talking about how izuku was growing up, showing off baby pictures, just fawning over her little boy, and izuku is dying, but shouto and tenya are loving it.

she tells them they’re welcome anytime, and they’ve been invited over for any and all holidays.

iida’s family is next to be told.

they’re not really sure how to react to their son coming home with not a girlfriend, and not one, but two boyfriends.

it’s not until tensei says something that his parents are out of the silent, shocked states.

“so you’re the two guys my younger brother talks to me about every time he visits.”

A SHOCKING REVELATION.

not really though. well, only a little bit.

tensei is very accepting of his brother and his lovers, his parents take a bit more persuading, but they come around and accept this unusual relationship with open arms.

shouto takes a long time before telling his family, though he doesn’t tell enji. he already knows how enji would react and figures it’s best to avoid speaking to him.

he doesn’t introduce them to rei, they’re not allowed in the asylum. but from what he’s told her, she’d love to meet them if she could.

he does introduce them to fuyumi and natsuo.

natsuo gives them the whole “if you hurt my brother” spiel, though he’s not very persuasive.

fuyumi does pull tenya and izuku aside later, telling they don’t need to worry about natsuo.

but if they do hurt shouto, they will be met with a force to be reckoned with.

that has them a bit scared.

but quickly returns to her soft, kind demeanor, telling them that, after having talked to them tonight, she feels like they’ll have nothing to worry about.

that puts them at ease once more.

endeavour only finds out because they run into him while out on a date and he’s on a patrol.

he doesn’t approve, shouto doesn’t care.

endeavour tells shouto they’ll be a distraction to his training to become the top hero.

shouto tells he doesn’t care, and that he’d rather be with them and not be top hero rather than be top hero and lonely like his father.

and with that, they leave.

MORE HEADCANONS TO COME LATER if you want them.

with more development, i will have about 100 pages of todoiideku headcanons, but this is what i have right now. i hope you like it!

i have some au headcanons too, as well as headcanons for other ships, canonverse and au headcanons for other series (some series are listed in my bio, some not). if anyone wants to hear them, shoot me an ask!

it’s been fun!

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