i'm willing to draw fanart and explain the queer subtext of max and leo's relationship and why its satirization of nazis done extremely well and even explain my max and leo bi au and even talk about how even though gene wilder was fantastic in the role that matthew broderick will always be the best leo bloom and nathan lane the best max bialystock and how they should not have cast uma therman as ulla because that was a horrible decision they should have just gotten cady huffman to do it because they got the rest of the original broadway cast on but no they wanted to have a big name as one of the stars didn't they I SWEAR TO GOD- anyways and also i could talk about leo all day and how i kin him so much more than any other character in a piece of media i've ever seen and how he's actually autistic representation done very well although it was most likely unintentional and omg i need a ship name for leo and max and ulla yes i ship them as a polycule because the song that face hit me too hard for me to not believe that they love each other so much ugh i just love these little eebises please someone hear me rant about them i need to get this out of my head also guys PLEASE reblog for a bigger sample size it's been days and i've only gotten 9 notes please guys

Passover, but your little cousins are finally old enough to sing Mah Nishtana so you don’t have to anymore >>>>>>

I had a dream last night where it was the scene at the end of Falsettos where everyone is standing around Whizzer’s grave, and then they all started singing ‘Always Look On the Bright Side of Life’ from Spamalot and I think that was really horrible of me.

every day my hatred for the united states grows

Do you know this Jewish character?

radar would be like oh I knew someone who's also a lesbian! and he'd be thinking fondly of klinger (lebanese)

I don't understand people who hate musicals. They are literally singing and dancing and shit. When did you loose the ability to feel joy?

Can I ask what are your falsettos headcanons?

Lmao I don’t really have any… Sometimes I see some that already exist and I like them; I liked the ‘Whizzer photographer’ one… that was nice.

Although, I have to say that’s all.

Thanks for asking though🧡

All these people I've seen are like "Ohh I love Broadway and I can't see my favorite shows because I live so far awayyyy"

WELL I WIN; I'M CANADIAN AND ALL OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS HAVE BEEN CLOSED SINCE 1990!

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

The most underrated line in The Book of Mormon:

"Do you know how to baptize someone into the church?"

"Suuure, that's something we study over and over again at... mission...control center..."

I'd sell my soul to see that

would LOVE to see a production of in trousers with stephanie j block and christian borle

Chip Zien. Agree. Reblog.

Could you give them to me just for five seconds, don't worry I'll give them back after 😇😇

My Andy Randy Merch :)

plus a silly lil signature

WHEN THE SHOW ABOUT MUSICAL THEATRE MENTIONS A MUSICAL AAAA

(Smash just mentioned the book of Mormon and I'm so happy about it)