step 1: meetcute
step 2: realization of feelings
step 3: power couple
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A Conversation Between Me and My 6 Year Old Cousin
Joey: So you really love Star Wars.
Me: Yea. A lot.
Joey: Do you wanna marry it?
Me: Yea, sure.
Joey: Ok, we can get some wedding stuff together. Do you want Star Wars to be a boy or a girl?
Me: *stunned silence*
Me: *contemplates how a 6 year old can get it and grown adults can't*
Me: Um. A boy. But wow, thank you for asking.
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I hope when they remake the Harry Potter movies, Rupert, Emma, and Dan are old enough to play Mad Eye, McGonagall, and Dumbledore. My feeeeeeeeeeeeeeels.
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wow the new jurassic world looks so good
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roses are red
violets are blue
I wasn’t your first choice, but
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Beautiful
Stephen Andrade “Erotic Zombie Friend Fiction (Vintage Pulp Edition)” Print
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Illya: Solo, did you hear my plan?
Napoleon: I hang on every word.
Illya: I'm going to assume that's sarcasm.
Napoleon: Correct.
Illya: So you didn't listen to my plan?
Napoleon: I'm barely listening now.
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Coming into a fandom late
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