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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 3 hours

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 14 hours

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I’m really funny

#man #harry and peter are like the avatar #reincarnating to look like their past live's lover #soulmates #parksborn #avatar the last airbender

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 21 hours

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My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.

"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."

#DAAAAAAAMN #If I knew about this when I got top surgery #I probably would've had this done too #It looks so cool!

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 21 hours

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#I really thought it was just me #I thought I was a boring loner #with no friends to do crazy shit with

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 5 days

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 11 days

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 13 days

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 21 days

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I truly thought this was about football. Drawing your favorite football players staring lovingly into each other's eyes instead of actually watching the football match.

when the football match gets so bad you start drawing ship art of two of your faves looking at eachother in pure love

#Don't get me wrong #I love parksborn #I'm a ride or die parksborner #but the idea of someone drawing ship art of two random football players just because they're the person's favorite players is just pure gol #I don't watch football #but if I did #that's probably what I'd be doing

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 27 days

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Harry Osborn: Spider-Man's #1 Damsel

#forever my favorite damsel

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 29 days

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#my followers are safe from all of this #I don't know what any of this means #I am internet illiterate

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 1 month

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Just thinking about the elevator scene in winter soldier. What if there was one guy that was not Hydra? One guy that had no idea what was going on; just going about his day headed to the 3rd floor to finish up some work, when Captain America asks the question "Does anyone wanna get off?" What would that guy be thinking? Would he worry that he just walked into a secret fight club? Sex club? Or maybe Cap is extremely afraid of elevators and doing exposure therapy with a group of muscley therapists?

Would the man be excited? Afraid? Curious?

Would he stay to find out? Or would he nope on out?

#seriously though #do you wanna get off?#it has so many different possible meanings #my guess #if he thought cap was offering explicit services #he'd probably stay #I mean #who wouldn't!?#it's captrain freaking america!#sexuality be damned!#captain america #steve rogers #the winter soldier #elevator scene

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 1 month

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

#wolverine and hercules

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youknowwhoiamassbutt · 1 month

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