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For every “🎵” in my inbox, I’ll share a song that reminds me of my muse
Specify muse for multimuse blogs!
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Vine Sentence Starters (Part 1)
❝(Y/N), watch the light, dude!❞
❝THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!❞
❝aaaa. Aaaaa. AAAAAAAAAAA-❞
❝I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL NOT GON GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME!❞
❝Next time you put a hand on me Imma fucking rip your face off, BITCH!❞
❝So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-❞
❝Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?❞
❝I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!❞
❝Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.❞
❝Look at all those chickens!❞
❝Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.❞
❝Try me, bitch.❞
❝I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!❞
❝Wait a minute...who ARE you?❞
❝This bitch empty. YEET!❞
❝I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets...❞
❝Turn off the flash, you fucking moron.❞
❝Sometimes I like to pretend I’m tall but I’m just standing on a chair.❞
❝80s songs make me cry.❞
❝Bitch! Ha ha! Why you mad?❞
❝Hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something...❞
❝Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?❞
❝I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!❞
❝I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy. And my heart has been severely damaged.❞
❝Stop it. Get some help.❞
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Send in “🛆”, a subject, and at least 3 options related to the subject & I’ll make an alignment chart with my muses
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Muse-ic!
Send in “🎵” for a song I associate with my muse
Send in “🎶” for a song I associate with your muse
Send in “🎧” for a song my muse likes to listen to
Be sure to specify muse for multimuses!
#rp meme#rp memes#rp ask meme#rp ask memes#roleplay meme#roleplay memes#roleplay ask meme#roleplay ask memes#inbox meme#inbox memes
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Send in “✪” for several headcanons between our muses
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Send in “📘+ an AU Idea” and I’ll tell you how I would write that AU & what I would include in it
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Send in anons pretending to be my muse’s parent/guardian!
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Send in “🎶” for me to list a song I associate with my muse
Alternatively, send in “🎵” for me to associate a song with your muse
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Send in a song that you associate with my muse!
Bonus points if you include why!
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Send in 🗣️ to hear a conversation between two of my muses
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Dan Vs. Sentence Starters (s1 e2)
Sentences taken from the Dan Vs. episode “The Wolf-Man”
“I don’t care WHO the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!”
“I can almost taste those pancakes...”
“Pfft. Reality. Why can’t I wake up from this?”
“I have been wronged!”
“I demand vengeance!”
“Don’t do anything stupid.”
“What took you so long?”
“How could you be so naive?”
“He’s an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!”
“This isn’t the movies, this is real life! Stop living in a fantasy world!”
“So, what are we doing today?”
“Go home!”
“It’s the full moon again tonight.”
“Did you just eat all the candy AGAIN!?”
“Never mind, I don’t need your help. The situation is under control!”
“Oh, (y/n)! This is not okay!”
“You can’t go kidnapping children!”
“There’s a lot of crazies out there. You could end up on a milk carton.”
“...this is much nicer than the last jail I was in.”
“Don’t get snippy.”
“Why do you have a comb? Your hair is boring.”
“You can’t treat me like this! I know people who pay taxes!”
“Drive north. NORTH, YOU MONKEY!”
“I hate everyone.”
“You’re stupid.”
“I’ve heard this place is haunted...”
“And besides, shut up!”
“Oh gross! A skull!”
“I’m gonna be completely dead in the morning...”
“(Y/n)! Don’t taunt the undead!”
“Man, I hate coffee.”
“Oh no! I ran over another cyclist!”
“So, that’s blood?”
“The guy scratches my car and you want to KILL him?”
“You’ve got some serious anger issues. You know they’ve got books for that.”
“I’m glad that’s over with...no more monsters.”
#rp memes#roleplay memes#rp sentence starters#roleplay meme#sentence starters#rp ask meme#role play ask meme#rp meme
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Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 3)
Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)
Episode 11
“Shit! I left the stove on!”
“Who do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?”
“Kaboom, baby!”
“Ah, the casualties of fashion...”
“Get the hell off my property!”
“Today is a good day to die!”
“You’re getting on my nerves!”
“I’m fine, just a couple of bruises...”
“You know what, just kill me.”
“For the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!”
“And here I was expecting something that made sense.”
“Bears live in caves, and bears are crazy.”
“Did that bitch just hiss at me!?”
Episode 12
“We’re going to die!”
“Oh, come on! They’re not even that dangerous!”
“Everything is turning blue!”
“I’m so DONE with musicals!”
“Oh my God, what is that smell?”
“He/she/they sounded like a dying coyote.”
“It’s gonna be a miracle if he/she/they don’t grow up to be a psychopath.”
“I’m coming with you from now on.”
“Don’t tell me what to do!”
“I hate this goddamn job.”
“Give me your money!”
“Ride the lightning, motherfuckers!”
“Well, I’m about done with today.”
Episode 13
“This is awful!”
“I’m a regular Dick Tracy.”
“WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THING?”
“British people don’t exist!”
“I LOVE YOU!”
“That’s a whale, stupid.”
“I’m gonna put my shoes on one leg at a time!”
“This Salisbury steak is awful!”
“Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson!”
“COMIN’ AT YA, CLEOPATRA!”
“Brain, you’ve failed me yet again.”
Episode 14
“Ass-sandals!”
“We need to get you to safety.”
“Get the fuck off the computer!”
“Call my therapist...he’s about to be a rich man.”
“I don’t understand your outfit.”
“I need more meat in my diet!”
“OOMPA-LOOMPAS ARE MURDERING THEMSELVES!”
“Fuckin’ Tamagotchi!”
“Will you be my best friend?”
“Nobody move until I figure out what I’m doing!”
“And suddenly, from my perspective, things look awful.”
“Ah, yes. I’ve seen this before...crazy overload.”
“Everything is fixed now!”
Episode 15
“You could learn to ride a unicycle!”
“You could learn to break your hip riding a unicycle.”
“How long have you been there!?”
“Apparently, trying to inadvertently wipe your memory to forget ‘The Hangover 3′ is frowned upon.”
“I LIKE SALAD FORKS!”
“I just spent $400 upgrading my phone!”
“Alright, alright. Don’t get all soap opera on me.”
“I don’t understand why this Smart TV is so dumb.”
“Is it true that dogs have retractable claws, or is that just cats?”
“You’re childish and impulsive.”
“If they handed out medals on Planet Stupid, you could be an Olympian!”
Episode 16
“I told a TSA agent my underwear was the bomb.”
“That bitch tornado is headed your way.”
“Try not to asphyxiate yourself in a closet this weekend.”
“How was your weekend?”
“It was a constant reminder of my failure and shame!”
“I need your help. Can you come here?”
“What do you mean you can’t find them?”
“There’s only soup.”
“GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!”
“WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?”
“I’M AT SOUP!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP!?”
“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?”
“FUCK YOU!!”
“It was the mole people!”
“What would mole people even look like anyway?”
“YEAH! SUCK IT, PRIVATE SCHOOLING!”
“No; it’d be against my moral compass.”
“YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!”
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Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 2)
Sentences taken from episodes 6-10 (More under the cut)
Episode 6
“‘Meet the Spartans’ was GODAWFUL!”
“Hell, I stole your watch before you got in here.”
“But I’ll tell ya, it’s days like today, where nothing goes wrong, that life is worth living.”
“Boom, bitch!”
“That sounds like a good idea.”
“WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE THINGS SO HARD TO CLOSE!?”
“This is the first time I’ve met you without you trying to kick my head in.”
“Apparently if you score negative on an IQ test they give you a free pass out of EVERYTHING!”
“You did so bad you OWE points?”
“I did bad!?”
“Oh no, not you.”
“Well (y/n), it was great to have you over for dinner!”
“There was really no need for you to eat all the silverware...”
“I need to be under constant supervision.”
“You’re a terrible judge of character.”
“This one time he/she/they ate a whole end table.”
“Look, I’m sure this will never come back to bite me.”
“Musn’t. Break. Teacup!”
“What you did in there was pure chaos!”
“Get yo’ damn bitching ass out of this bitching hellin’ room, dammit!”
“I’ve learned it’s better not to ask.”
“You better not be touching my stuff!”
“Oh hey, the pizza’s here!”
“Something very stupid is about to happen.”
“WINDOW!” *jumps through the window*
“Ugh, running is hard!”
“I’ve come to kick ass.”
“Victory smells a lot like cat shit.”
“Get down from there RIGHT NOW!”
“You’re just gonna punch my shins again!”
“Did you try threatening his/her/their shins?”
Episode 7
“I don’t think that’s how it works.”
“He/She/They lit our Slip ‘N Slide on fire.”
“I don’t know why, but I got a strong feeling I’m gonna HATE you.”
“This (insert food item) tastes like wet G.I. Joe!”
“Which one of you fuckers has been messing with my GameBoy again?”
“Oh my God...MY SHOES ARE ON FIRE!”
“So, you’re going to shoot me, huh?”
“The only person who shoots me is ME!”
“...You are a whole new level of stupid.”
“Don’t you fucking dare.”
“That’s not good.”
“YOU’RE STILL TALKING!?”
“I’m about to get seriously effed right now...”
“You really are a moron, aren’t you?”
Episode 8
“Don’t worry, I guarantee nothing bad will happen.”
“I hate irony.”
“Let’s fire a missile in there and be done with this!”
“...And that’s why I’m legally not allowed to use scissors anymore.”
“I’ll fuck anyone up! I don’t give a fuck!”
“You think McDonald’s is open this late? I gotta get my Big Mac on.”
“Banana shoes.”
Episode 9
“If I have to watch one more episode of ‘Bridezillas’, I’m gonna saw my own arm off...”
“I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!”
“If anyone wants a pizza bagel, email me and I’ll give you some.”
“That stepladder attacked me, but I fucked it up good!”
“The day I snap, you’re the first to go.”
“Don’t leave me here with her/him/them!”
“Let your anger be as though a monkey on a treadmill, confused and tripping around.”
“Not this time, asshole!”
Episode 10
“It’s official: this shit makes no sense at all.”
“I was just wondering if you could STOP KILLING PEOPLE.”
“And how does this involve me?”
“I’ll rip out your endocrine system and BEAT YOU WITH IT!”
“That’s right, I’m a doctor. Ph.D. in ass-kicking, Bachelor’s in Pain, and a minor in women’s studies!”
“FUCKING WINDOWS 7!”
“You might want to consider getting out of here.”
“Everyone knows if you have the high ground, you automatically win.”
“I can’t believe Costco doesn’t sell lawn chairs...”
“It’s time for a good old fashioned ass-kicking!”
“OH, YOU CHEATING BITCH!”
“Death is only the beginning!”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll see you in Hell!”
“I AM SO STUPID!”
“Why didn’t anyone stop me!?”
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Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 1)
Sentences taken from episodes 1-5
Episode 1
“Hey (y/n), remind me again what we’re doing here?”
“Think we’ll be friends forever?”
“You’re not even listening to me, are you?”
“Hey look, no hands! OH SHIT!”
“Yeah, I think I broke your door.”
“(y/n)...die in a fire.”
“Somebody needs to put that guy out of my misery.”
“This may be a bad time to tell you, but I can’t drive stick.”
“Come on, let’s go steal their shit!”
“Twinkies!”
“We are 93% sure that that is illegal.”
“Sweet mamma jamma! This thing gets Tetris!”
“I’m bleeding!”
“Hey (y/n), buddy!”
“I still haven’t figured out how to turn off night vision.”
“I’m gonna make like Seacrest & get out.”
Episode 2
“WOAH! Watch the hair!”
“I implore you to reconsider.”
“Mmm...candy.”
“Is this the pizza guy?”
“Oh great, as if this wasn’t confusing enough.”
“TEAM DEATHMATCH!”
“Stop it!”
“Yeah, those guys had it coming.”
“How did you get in here?”
“Oh hey, you got something on your face, lemme get that.”
“Oops.”
“I am in BIG trouble...”
Episode 3
“Sorry, I’m a little on edge.”
“(y/n), that’s disgusting!”
“Oh God, I’m gonna be sick!”
“Audible gasp!”
“There’s nothing quite like a post-kill sandwich.”
“You’re just fucking with me, aren’t you?”
“Oh yeah, we’re doing this thing.”
“I can’t hear you over the sound of how MAD I am right now!”
“Look, we need to talk. I’m coming in & there’s nothing you can do about it.”
“Don’t play games with me. I WILL CUT YOU!”
“That still doesn’t explain what happened to my pizza!”
“Just calm down, psycho bitch.”
“I have killed before, and I WILL kill again!”
“Please send help!”
“Don’t be a dick, (y/n).”
“I didn’t do anything, I swear!”
“Oh, you just made my SHIT LIST!”
Episode 4
“Shut up, this is what we’re doing.”
“By the way, if I’m back here, and you’re back here...who the hell is driving this car?”
“Eat shit n’ die!”
“Bite me, banana man!”
“[monotone robotic screaming]”
“Oh my God, how is he even DOING that?!”
“I just realized something. I can’t read!”
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“...burn everything to the ground, that’s what I’ll do.”
“Aw, dammit. I’m on the wrong train.”
“Well, maybe if your BABY wasn’t in my WAY-”
“You’re totally boned!”
“I don’t even know why I invited you in here.”
“Insert awesome metaphor here!”
“Batman, eat your heart out.”
“Wow, did NOT see that coming.”
Episode 5
“Shut up down there, I’m trying to be EPIC!”
“I NEVER know what’s going on.”
“I’m tripping balls right now!”
“I’m not even sure what I’m supposed to be doing.”
“Ugh...one too many Jack & Cokes...”
“I told you to lock up before I left. This is exactly the reason why our shit gets stolen all the time.”
“UHH, ANGER!”
“I just broke a $2,000 teacup!”
“Hey, you owe me! We’re doing something & you’re paying!”
“God, you’re an idiot!”
“Oh yeah! Breakfast of champions!”
“Thanks a lot, asshole!”
“I’ll stop this violence the only way I know how. WITH MORE VIOLENCE!”
“Let’s hug it out, bitch.”
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Dan Vs. Sentence Starters (s1 e1)
Sentences taken from the Dan Vs. episode “New Mexico”
“Today’s gonna be a good day.”
*stubs toe* “Ow, my foot! Stupid thing!” *kicks the thing they stubbed their toe on* “OW MY FOOT! Stupid thing!”
“See. I learned...”
“It makes me want to burn down the seventies!”
“I’m gonna laugh when you’re roadkill...”
“We need more information.”
“Don’t shush me! You don’t shush me! NOBODY SHUSHES ME!!”
“Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever been thrown out of a library.”
“You get used to it.”
“Revenge is a dish best served immediately.”
“You talk to me like a child, I pinch-a you!”
“He’s talking in code! GET HIM!”
“It’s personal.”
“I’m not killing someone for the librarian; that’s a deal breaker.”
“Hey, you date a married woman, you get hit by a bus. Karma.”
“See, (y/n)? Evil!”
“They love it! It’s like candy to them.”
“Woah. Check it out.”
“That’s completely absurd...can I come along?”
“That’s not fair! This is MADNESS!”
“I don’t wanna talk about it.”
“Anybody want anything?”
“You’ll get yours, Arizona.”
“You should at least say ‘thank you’.”
“It knows we’re here!”
“Some people are desert people.”
“Every three minutes, I’m gonna punch you in the stomach.”
“This state hates me.”
“I WILL MANGLE YOU!”
“Dude, I think you killed a celebrity.”
“Pass the ketchup.”
“You gotta wrassle me for it.”
“(y/n), ATTACK!”
“For once in your miserable life, you didn’t let me down.”
“We’re in the middle of the desert, where would they even hold a bacchanalia?”
“What do you expect from hot air balloonists? They’re just bad people.”
“I just realized I threw away my good lighter.”
“That means you too, ugly!”
*angrily* “Flying saucer? That’s all I need. Great!”
“Holy Toledo!”
“We’re almost home. You rest.”
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вч thєѕє ⓕⓡⓐⓤⓓⓢ
#musings#lyric musings#vocaloid lyrics#rp musings#roleplay musings#my musings#source: i hate it! feat. vflower
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Send in ⭐+ a specified amount of time & I will have one of my other muses help co-run the blog for the amount of time specified
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