yeahimcal
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Proshippers dni I hate you. They/Them17!! Just a silly little guy really
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inspired by Batgirl (2009) #5 and #7! i love the bonding between Damian and Steph while their mentors bicker/talk about them lol
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love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)
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Love the slight AUs where Bruce as Batman has been a member of the league for ages, but he's somehow managed to keep his assortment of children under the radar.
Because it sets up the wildest misunderstandings within the league. He routinely talks about his babies, his children who are all so sweet and kind and occasionally assholes yes but only because they are young (and traumatized) hell I don't think the league would even be aware that they're adopted. So they're all thinking literal children
Barry: Bats really loves his kids.
Hal: I mean they're babies, wait till they hit the angsty teens and I'm sure we'll be hearing the opposite
Which means the day they finally meet Nightwing they don't know wtf to think. For one thing, how old would he have been when he had this kid???? Should they be worried about that???? And for the other, that is not a baby, that is not a precious little thing.
He could break someone in half. Like a twig.
He won't, but he could. And they can see that. (He's bat trained, they have seen what the bat can do they are not fools)
And they're like, okay. Okay maybe he isn't the baby (he is). He's got younger kids right? He's never said how many, they have 0 clues. They've been expecting 1 child, maybe 2 because he'd said kid in the plural exactly once when comforting an older woman while they were searching for her children in the aftermath of a rough battle.
And then a week later they run into Red Hood. In his leather, with his guns. And he drapes himself across Batmans back with all the self confidence in the world and starts whining about the "Brat" breaking into his safe house.
To steal his dog.
And yet again. He is not baby. He is bigger than Batman. He could probably break Batman in half given the bat didn't put up a fight. But Batman looks at him with probably the softest expression they've ever seen on that mans face and tells him very earnestly that the kid just wants to spend time with his older brother, next time they should try a walk. Maybe go to the zoo.
But probably not one of the babies. They're kind, and gentle, and at least one just loves reading and Bats has been trying to encourage that!!!
And then a day later he mentions his "babies" going for a walk in the park and they all instantaneously lose their minds at the confirmation.
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readcomiconline.li dont show me singles in my area i dont care about sex i only care about batman
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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
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average friend group of ppl in their mid to late 20s consists of someone who just got married and bought a house, someone’s who’s already a divorcee with a kid, and someone who still hasn’t recovered from that one thing that happened when they were 12
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New aesthetic I say as I weep openly over book covers
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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Everytime the birds flee the nest in a fit of anger, post argument with Bruce, again, their wrath more hurt under guise, — and this is before Dick is older, tougher, bigger, with his own graveyard of an apartment,— they run away.
It’s very common; Dick is a teenager with a fast temper and a flair for revenge, so, making his old man sweat by taking off in the dead of night seems fitting.
And Jason’s the little brother who’d march through fire, if he could hold Dick’s hand through it. It’s good. Brothers were made to walk together. When they aren’t killing each other.
Harvey just wonders why it had to be his place they pick.
“Ya know, your pops ain’t gonna like this.”
“What’s he gonna do? Boarding school me to death?”
“He’d never do that and you know it.”
Boarding schools in Gotham were another breed of brutal, if Bruce’s unpleasant and grim memories were anything to trust. And they are. His boy’s an amazing actor and terrible liar.
Harvey sighs, grumbling a low hiss under his breath, — puta madre, children were rough. Bruce’s specifically. And his? Two-Face always says ‘our’.
“This ain’t exactly how enemies work, Dick.”
“Harv,” Jason’s tiny tiny hand, so little Harvey barely feels it yank at the material of his pants, grabs his attention, “Can I have more hot chocolate?”
“Mijo, if I let that happen, your dad’s gonna kill me. Or lecture me. Which is way worse.”
“ Pleeease?”
“…Fine, but wash your teeth right after. And you, call Bruce and make up already. Just cause he didn’t let you run Zucco over with the Batmobile —“
“No one here understands me!” Dick angrily stomps off to— Harvey’s not sure where, this is a warehouse-apartment, so not a lot of room for a pre teen tantrum. Jason gasps and powers after him. “I WISH I WAS NEVER ADOPTED!”
“…Maybe I should tell ‘im I got Zucco in my trunk.”
‘Nah,’ Two-Face hums, a low echo in his head, ‘save it for his birthday. ‘
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!!! OMG!!!!! MY GUYS!!! Everyone should commission Robbie btw he’s my bff
Commission for @yeahimcal
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[And you are a lithograph/Sketching my history]
[Under the floodlights you look more like god to me/You’re way too fucked up, you’re way too tough]
[Two shots of tequila to speed you up/And I guess what I’m trying to say here is thank you]
[But I go cold]
(Symbolism below the cut if you care!!)
[You are a lithograph]
Young Jason has a target on his back, showcasing how being Robin put him in danger. He was just a kid. He’s talking to Batman, looking up at him, showing how much he trusts him, all the while he has a glaring red target on his back.
[Sketching my history]
Jason’s memorial plaque with his shadow over it. The shadow has ‘history’ written on it to show how Jason has become history, how he is just a story now, he’s not even in charge of how he’s remembered. To quote Richard Siken, ‘history is a little man in a brown suit trying to define a room he is outside of. There are many names in history, but none of them are ours’. Jason is history. He’s not Robin anymore.
[under the floodlights you look more like god to me]
Silhouette of Batman with no eyes, to show how Bruce never really… saw/understood Jason. Jason died thinking that Bruce was this good man, the best man, who always knew what was right. A god. But there is no god to Jason, not anymore. The floodlights are turned off. Jason had to die to recognize the flaws of his father.
[You’re way too fucked up, you’re way too tough]
Half of adult Jason, half of young Jason. Jason can’t go back to who he was. He can’t go back to that little boy who was too tough for his age, who thought Robin gave him magic, who was so good that it hurt. Jason is way too fucked up, now. He came back wrong. Everyone thinks so.
[Two shots of tequila to speed you up]
Jason’s Red Hood mask, a crowbar, a batarang, and his old Robin mask. Two things from his new life, two things from his old. He can’t go back. He can only go forward.
[And I guess what I’m trying to say here is thank you]
Jason’s pointing a gun at his father, who still does not see him. But he cannot kill his father. No matter how many times Bruce fails him, Jason will never be able to take that shot, he will never be able to wipe away the only father he has ever had. Even if he has every opportunity, even if he wants to, he’ll never be able to kill Bruce.
[But I go cold]
Bruce covers the target on Jason’s back as the sun rises over Gotham. Because no matter how many times he fails Jason, he will always keep trying to protect him. Try to keep him intact. The night is dark and it will always be dark and no one will ever be able to wash away all the bad, but as long as the world keeps spinning, Bruce will love his children. Even if Jason doesn’t want the protection, Bruce will give it to him. This is their curse. The will never escape it.
I have some pretty. Insane thoughts about Jason and Bruce’s dynamic as a father and son. So. Yeah…….
#Spotify#jason todd#red hood#Batman#bruce wayne#red hood dc#⇔cal’s art#♡cal’s favs♡#dc comics#Batman and red hood#Bruce and Jason#to quote my friend ‘AUGHUGGHH PARENT/CHILD DYNAMICS IN MEDIA’#I think a lot about them#and what happened#I think about Jason a lot at baseline#but this. this I think about all the time
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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
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MYSTERY INC IS THE BEST SCOOBY DOO VERSION EVER!!! I love love love mystery inc it’s my fav my go to even, Daphne Blake you will always be famous.
There is actually a lot of tmnt media that comes from the 2000s, there’s the 2006 show and the 2007 movies and then there’s the 2012 one which is what most people know it from, that one was on Nickelodeon :]! It’s the 3d animated one with the silly faces where Mikey says booyahkasha instead of cowabunga!! I also loveeeeee the Michael Bay tmnt movies from 2016 and 2018 despite how bad they are, that Donnie is my favorite ever he’s so silly. Rise of the tmnt is also delicious it’s definitely my top three. Mutant mayhem was everything to me I watched it twice in theaters.
I’m so excited for totally spies they were such a big part of my childhood and they served constantly ugh I was obsessed with them!! Alex was my favorite :] and Winx!!!! I would love a winx reboot if it was kept in the spirit of the show instead of. Whatever the hell they did to it on Netflix 💔
need to know what everyone’s favorite childhood cartoon is. this is very very very important.
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it's so sickening knowing while im enjoying everything here at home Palestine is being bombed all day and night. i hope no one ever stops reblogging and talking and protesting until everything is over and the Palestinians are free from the 70+ year genocide of their people
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red hood and spoiler ready to kick ass!!
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