wylanpersnalreadingboy
Hi Im Wyaln Im 16 nd I Cant Read
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Nina: Please pray for Matthias.
Jesper: What happened to them?
Nina: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.
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Nina: Where the devil is Kaz?
Ineji: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
wylan: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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wylan: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?
Jesper: Exactly.
Jesper, to Ineji: I told you they’d understand.
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Jesper, talking about Wylan : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. NoW WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Nina: You’re alive.
Kaz: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Jesper: Where’s wylan?
Nina: Doing stuff.
Jesper: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Matthias?
Nina: Trying to stop wylan from doing the stuff.
Jesper: And Ineji?
Nina: Trying to stop Matthias from stopping wylan from doing the stuff.
Jesper: I see. And what are you doing here, Nina?
Nina: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ineji from stopping Matthias from stopping wylan from doing the stuff.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#incorrect crows#jasper fahey#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#kazzle dazzle#inej gafha#inej gjafa
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Ineji: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Jesper: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Jesper, right after Ineji leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Jesper : You know, people treat me like a god.
Wylan : How?
Kaz: They ignore his existence unless they need something.
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Kaz: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Jesper : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Jesper : Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Matthias : Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Nina : It's kind of complicated, but Kaz-
Matthias : Got it. Forget I asked.
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Zoe: Who the hell are you?
Kaz: I’m Kaz .
Wylan : I’m Wylan . I have a bomb .
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Wylan : I have edge.
Kaz: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb
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Kaz: Jesper , calm down.
Jesper : I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
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Jesper : Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Nina: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like , was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Wylan : Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Ineji: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Wylan : No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Ineji & Nina : Ohhhh.
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Matthias : And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Matthias : Tongue?
Jesper : Yeah.
Mathias: Cool
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#incorrect crows#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#jasper fahey#nina zenik#kazzle dazzle#inej gafha#inej gjafa
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Matthias finally crying : Look at me. I don’t even know what to feel right now.
Kaz: Shame, guilt, fear?
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