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How long until I can have hot faggot t4t sex, Tumblr?????? How long until I can be a dyke with my beautiful wife, Tumblr??????????
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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I keep saying I'm a group hallucinations. The mentally I'll girlies don't find it as funny as i do
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Me when the bitches
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I fucked your mom so hard she's actually dead, i am committing acts of necrophilia
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my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion
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iMac stands for i Milk and cream
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Shhhh he eppy
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
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tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic
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He's just begging to be fucked in this slutty little uniform
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It's one am. I disagree, j should,d totally be a,liwdd to touch my phoen rn
screen time should be more strict, i think my phone should give me an electric shock when i try to press the ignore button
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Happy birthday virgil! I love you, im gonna uwu babyfy you
Virgil is owo anxious baby
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Yeah
when you pause Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ❤️💦
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