Expect disappointment, and you'll never get disappointed.
|ao3 enjoyer| Moonchild|
Brainrot is my middle name|
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guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
It's just so crazy to me that The Baron has a more happy ending with his ancient domestic vampire roommate (husband) where they have a dog and live in the suburbs— meanwhile Nandor and Guillermo haven't solved their 13 years worth of slowburn. Wtf
ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read
Stede and Ed are also kinda on opposite sides but when I put it in I ment more literal (angel X demon, vampire x vampire slayer, serial killer x FBI investigator)