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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 2 Side 1
Jonmartin art by stivya
This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
#JONMARTINERS WHERE ARE WE ???#PICK UP THE FUCKING SLACK GOD#JONMARTIN#TMA#the magnus archives#POLLS
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"buddie is going to kiss for the first time after another huge disaster like a hurricane!!!" NO!!!!!! they are going to have their april 28th there's a typo in this crossword puzzle moment and that's gonna be it or i kill myself. thanks
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Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-
What is your favourite animal?
Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.
As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.
Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?
Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!
Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.
Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.
In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.
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rewrite!fics where everything still happens as it was always going to. where they still say the hurtful things to each other and the disasters happen anyway because it was always going to happen like that, in every single timeline. where they love each other the same way and ruin each other the same way and fix the world around them a little bit in the same way. where everything is different but it's so explicitly the same that it hurts.
#thinking thinking thinking#buddie rewrite fics where eddie still calls him exhausting....... oh god#ao3#fanfic#writeblr#writing
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when your beloved mutual turns your zero note flop post into a one note flop post <33333
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what is happening at that bachelor party and WHERE is chimney
#HELLOOOOO#oh my god does eddie's shirt dissapear SLOWLY????#FIRST THE ARMS AND THEN THE TORSO???????#sidebar who the fuck are these people they don't have this many friends#911#911 on abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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i love taking little writing tangents that add literally nothing to the plot at hand. especially when there's an important conversation going on. i love reading them too!! i DO want to forget what question was asked that prompted a three page memory and explanation of a character trait that does not develop any character or arc. when i find a spot to add one i get so excited i want to talk about this character's inhuman ability to fall asleep everywhere at any time instead of even pretending that this relates back to the truly bad time the POV character is having
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buck tasted eddies blood before he tasted his mouth send post
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in the stripped club. straight up "doing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. the weanits
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i am not trapped in a time loop
i have enough money to bribe everyone
i can name a keanu reeves movie (no repeats) (though if sequels are a problem then there might be an issue)
i am not trapped in a time loop
this isn't fucking um actually
everybody do the wenis
the wenis is a dance
everybody is a genius
who knows it in advance
i am not trapped in a time loop
i am a part of the #fixitmanfanfam
i have a fucking ladder
i am not trapped in a time loop
i'm carboloading
i am not trapped in a time loop
i'm doing a marathon
i am not trapped in a time loop
a marathon of turner classic movies
i am not trapped in a time loop
get off my set grant!
i am not trapped in a time loop
haha good one sam
i am not trapped in a time loop
everybody do the wenis
daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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The end of Deja Vu was so good
#before he even said there was no tape i was doing the charlie kelly bit#you know the one#game changer#dropout#dropout tv
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mic doesn't close, Francium, Ouagadougou, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, D2993D, Matrix, X=8 Y=6 Z=2, L R R L R R, 7592, take a duck, cover the podium, bribe sam, box for the ducks, pop a balloon, scream into the mouth, bribe Grant O'Yama, everybody do the wenis the wenis is a dance eve
#guys would it be embarassing if i said i also went thru the whole sequence in my head during a lecture today#that lecture is just so damn boring#game changer#dropout#dropout tv
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My one gripe with the new Game Changer is that they should’ve committed to the FixItMan78 bit harder, they shoulda paid SungWon Cho to make like 30 of those videos so the contestants had to scroll through a bunch to find the right one.
#i felt like they should have had something to do on their phones between rounds at the end too#game changer#dropout#dropout tv
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it's what being funny and not addicted to crack cocaine does to you because my hilarious parents also looked about as old as the dropout cast in their early forties
"All these people are nearly forty"
Not to reinforce standards of conventional beauty and age... but holy shit???
There is no way Ify and Siobhán are almost forty
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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly
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"there's weird lore in my dropout tv show!!!!" fork found in kitchen more at 8:00
#i'm kidding i didn't know about the lore until about fifteen minutes ago#dropout tv#dropout#game changer
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everyone's freaking out about the new game changer lore(?)
but i think we know the MOST important part of this episode
everyone's increasingly hopeless remarks as they're introduced
#I DIDNT NOTICE PUT YOUR LITTLE HAND IN MINE#GOD MIKE TRAPP HAVE MY FIRSTBORN#game changer#dropout#dropout tv#mike trapp#siobhan thompson#ify nwadiwe
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