Its iconic 😂😂😂

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I wonder what would happen if i said itadakimasu before deepthroating a dick. Like would he call me back or

So anyway im drunk

Brief life story abt why i went from modeling to custodial and i love it. Its an honor.

I have ADD. School was a constant battle, a constant competition to outperfom myself in subjects my brain is just not hardwired to do. I fucking hated constantly being enforced to fit a standard. I hated it.

Now, i also have a psychotic control freak obsessive narcissistic mom who was obsessed with finally having a beautiful daughter. She grew up ugly. So she tried living the experience of being beautiful through me. She would always enforce me to wear hideous clothes she loved, always forced me to wear makeup, always forced me to dress, act, and look a certain way. So im enforced to live up to a standard at home, and at school.

Now, i became a model out of highschool. Literally the same situation as my mother pretty much. Except now the modeling industry polices and controls every fucking facebook and instagram post i make. All political views and innocent opinions are repressed heavily or i would lose modeling jobs.

And ofc bcus im outrageously hot, i had a fucking horrendous paychotic boyfriend who would police and control every fucking thing is did, he would accuse me of cheating if i didnt respond to a text after just 5 fucking minutes, he would send me hundreds of texts per day. Awful. Hated him.

So now, i just pick fucking trash up. No one micromanages me. No one enforces me to look a certain way (although im still outrageously fucking hot) no one follows me around all day and accuses me of cheating on them if i stop giving them attention for 2 fucking seconds. No one enforces me to live up to an intellectual standard. I work with ppl who are more retarded than me. Its fucking awesome. I just fucking love it. Im literally the hottest custodian.

So anyway i guess i highly recommend this job to abuse victims, victims of narc mothers, victims of add, and victims of generally controlling industries. I dunno. I just think its funny. Haha.

weird post i just dont want on my public socials i dunno. Hahaha

Screw plastic slides i miss the days when we had metel slides. Bring back metal slides. I miss burning my asshole on a hot day. Now i burn my asshole doing weird kinki shit with a few dudes and maybe a few chicks. 🥺😔

Mental anguish 😌

U ever take a shit soo massive you literally cant stand up straight after. U just gotta walk hunched for a bit.

Im the fucking worst on fb

I know this is supposed to be a “shit i cant say on my public socials”

And yet. Here we are. I did that. I said that. People know this about me now. Eeehhh i feel like i aint that bad, ive met ppl worse than me. 🌚🌝

Guys i literally do not give a flying fuckin shit abt ur opinions and feelings this is an anon tumblr omffgggg go cryyyyy. So many soft cunts nowadays i miss the 00s when everyone was a jackass and u were told to toughen the fuck up.

Im

Oof this is def a thing i cant say on my pub socials.

Im very pro military but someone’s gotta say it. The us military fandom is a bunch of nazi autists who are constantly tryna prove theyre not gay.

I still love you tho uwu 🫶

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Damn this gasx be hittin me soo fucking hard i am ripping the loudest most intense fucking farts holy god have mercy on my asshole. U kno how we all fart like up to 30 mins before taking a mean ass shit? I swear if these farts are caused by a shit brewing inside of me, this shit is going by to rip my asshole to shreds. I wont be walking straight for a week. Errbody gon think i got diqued real good but no, i ripped my asshole shitting.

So i dunno what the fuck wrong with my asshole but its SOO TIGHT! Like i have to rip my asshole open with my bare hands and fucking you would not believe how much louder and more aggressive these mother fucking farts are, there is something WRONG wrong with me. The farts are like little tiny puffs of air and small squeaks when im not ripping my asshole open. But when i do rip my as open? Sweet god, soooo much more comes out all at once its unfuckingbelievable.

Oh dear god. Just as i was typing this, I felt the poop enter my lower intestine. Oh no. Oh dear god no. This is gonna be bad. This ones gonna be a triple flusher. Im gonna need to go get the poop knife.

Oh thank god it was just a long ass turd session. Def a lot of turds tho. Phew. I feel like this meme. Its over. Its finally over. *falls asleep in fetal position*

Shes so fucking botched and the only cock slut cunts who worship her are fucking antisemites

Her nose is fucking awful she is reverse surgeryspo. Fucking botched as fuck.

Her worshippers are the most cringecore whiny ass bimbo whores. Her fans are coked out cock slut anorexics who are still to fat to be models.

Shes so Michael jackson. But less iconic and less talented.

I made this status and then quickly deleted it 😌😌😌 anope my fb friends are too fucking soft.

The only retarded cunts here are the bitches cunts and whores who think the religion which has the most suicide bombers and terrorists is the most peaceful religion, fucktards

I honestly think we gotta sterilize the cunts on tiktok who are supporting osama bin fucking laden, literally dont fucking breed.

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Sometimes i have anal sex just so i can unclog my asshole. The cum lubes me up like an enema and the cock acts like a plunger

Im glad i didnt say this on my public socials. I just needed to get this off my chest. Srry those enemas still cost money but cocks are free when ur hot like meeeeeeee ahah

Mia kalifa is so fuck ugly. A hole is only a hole and a man can shove his dick in anything when the time is right. The boys (and Casting directors) will always pretend ur the hottest thing if u suck there dicks.

Youd have to be an autisticly retarded cock slut porker cunt to think commenting “kys” is gonna hurt my fucking feelings you fucking wrist cutting hooker cunts hahahahaha THIS AINT FUCKING TIKTOK

In the fame industry its a well known fact you only gotta suck the casting directors/execs/boss’s cock if ur too short fat and fuck ugly to be a model and too talentless in every other industry.